Numi's boudoir

[tnman03]

On variety

Getting home from my recent long trip, I've been reunited with my full collection of sex toys. I packed very light for the trip, I took only my Womanizer. It's a great favourite, and I didn't get bored of it, but it was interesting on getting home, the reacquainting myself with other toys.

The thing which amazed me was the range of sensations that the different options provide. It's hugely about clitoral stimulation for me, certainly in terms of orgasm, and most of my toys are buzzy things. I don't think I'd really been aware before of the different feelings from different types of buzzy thing!

I particularly enjoyed getting to grips with the Rabbit again. Those vibrating ears, one on either side of the clit, fantastically stimulating, very hard to resist the urgent, gasping, headlong rush to orgasm.

And the Zumio - I had to learn to use it properly when I first acquired it, it's a tiny-headed fiercely vibrating precision instrument, but in the 'woman on top' position it's a great provoker of squirting

And the trusty little black clit vibe. It has a lovely programme which vibrates in a sequence of increasing frequencies before dropping back to the lowest frequency and starting again. Frustratingly arousing, in the best possible way.

Think I'm going to have to get a bigger suitcase for the next trip

Women's toys are always and interesting topic to see being discussed. A little reading indicates a broad price range in them One of the toys I see a lot of comments on are the Sybian. Opinions seem to generally be in favor of wanting one if it was either more affordable or there was somewhere to store it.

 

[numeniusa]

Might have to buy shares in duracell

They've started putting a travel lock on the newer toys to prevent them going off in your suitcase. That's genius!!

Duracell? I'm all about the USB these days...

A travel lock is a great idea. I did once accidentally set off a bullet vibe in my purse whilst a passenger in the back of a friend's car. Cue much coughing while I sorted it out!

(Auto-correct just rendered that as 'bulletin vibe'. Mental picture of it yelling "She's nearly there, nearly there, keep going" etc...)

 

[numeniusa]

I know you are supposed to come to attention for royalty, but this is ridiculous

Only fine upstanding men in my court...

 

[Ironfan]

Duracell? I'm all about the USB these days...

A travel lock is a great idea. I did once accidentally set off a bullet vibe in my purse whilst a passenger in the back of a friend's car. Cue much coughing while I sorted it out!

(Auto-correct just rendered that as 'bulletin vibe'. Mental picture of it yelling "She's nearly there, nearly there, keep going" etc...)

Read all about it!! Or an old school town Cryer by the bed

 

[numeniusa]

Women's toys are always and interesting topic to see being discussed. A little reading indicates a broad price range in them One of the toys I see a lot of comments on are the Sybian. Opinions seem to generally be in favor of wanting one if it was either more affordable or there was somewhere to store it.

They are ridiculously expensive.

You can hire one, apparently, mindfondler sent me a link ages ago to a company which does it over here. Even that was quite pricey, and there's a sort of 'ew' factor to the knowledge that someone's been there before, as it were.

Although now I think about it, which amongst us couldn't say that about our sexual partners, and that's not a problem...

 

[numeniusa]

Read all about it!! Or an old school town Cryer by the bed

Ringing the bell? Oh, hang on... *sniggers*

 

[DarkSimian]

Only fine upstanding men in my court...

Oh I would be standing up, all right. If I pass out, you'll know why ;

 

[Ironfan]

Ringing the bell? Oh, hang on... *sniggers*

You had to make it dirty

 

[tnman03]

They are ridiculously expensive.

You can hire one, apparently, mindfondler sent me a link ages ago to a company which does it over here. Even that was quite pricey, and there's a sort of 'ew' factor to the knowledge that someone's been there before, as it were.

Although now I think about it, which amongst us couldn't say that about our sexual partners, and that's not a problem...

I did look at the prices and was surprised. The same company offers a sex toy for men which is also very expensive as well.

My thoughts on a partner with experience is its generally a very good thing when you know your both healthy.

But a used umm...toy...well...no, particularly so since few would survive a run through an autoclave.

 

[scotluvsoral]

On variety

Getting home from my recent long trip, I've been reunited with my full collection of sex toys. I packed very light for the trip, I took only my Womanizer. It's a great favourite, and I didn't get bored of it, but it was interesting on getting home, the reacquainting myself with other toys.

The thing which amazed me was the range of sensations that the different options provide. It's hugely about clitoral stimulation for me, certainly in terms of orgasm, and most of my toys are buzzy things. I don't think I'd really been aware before of the different feelings from different types of buzzy thing!

I particularly enjoyed getting to grips with the Rabbit again. Those vibrating ears, one on either side of the clit, fantastically stimulating, very hard to resist the urgent, gasping, headlong rush to orgasm.

And the Zumio - I had to learn to use it properly when I first acquired it, it's a tiny-headed fiercely vibrating precision instrument, but in the 'woman on top' position it's a great provoker of squirting

And the trusty little black clit vibe. It has a lovely programme which vibrates in a sequence of increasing frequencies before dropping back to the lowest frequency and starting again. Frustratingly arousing, in the best possible way.

Think I'm going to have to get a bigger suitcase for the next trip

I love how charmingly sexy you are, as you share some of your playmates with us!

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

Only fine upstanding men in my court...

Just your description of your playmates is exciting. Then added to your wit and charm, and that gorgeous body of yours...fear not Numi, I am almost always at attention for you!

 

[numeniusa]

Oh I would be standing up, all right. If I pass out, you'll know why ;

I've still got hold of you, don't worry...

Although, if you end up on your back, well...

 

[numeniusa]

You had to make it dirty

Oh yes. Always.

Isn't that the best way?

 

[numeniusa]

I did look at the prices and was surprised. The same company offers a sex toy for men which is also very expensive as well.

My thoughts on a partner with experience is its generally a very good thing when you know your both healthy.

But a used umm...toy...well...no, particularly so since few would survive a run through an autoclave.

What is the sex toy for men? I'm always interested to see if there's something new in that area. Sex toys for men seem much less varied. I'm enjoying using the 'sleeve' thing on my man, that gives me a very evil grin. I can't remember if I've posted anything about that. It's great fun.

I think the Sybians have detachable shafts which probably could be run through a dishwasher, at least. Or maybe you buy your own 'attachments', as it were, and just hire the machine itself.

 

[numeniusa]

I love how charmingly sexy you are, as you share some of your playmates with us!

Playmates, I like that! It slightly makes it sound like they have a mind of their own. Or free will. Free willy, even What am I talking about?

I should say, though, that nothing could replace an actual, live, hot, hard cock... Now that does have a mind of its own...

 

[numeniusa]

Just your description of your playmates is exciting. Then added to your wit and charm, and that gorgeous body of yours...fear not Numi, I am almost always at attention for you!

Oh, too kind... are you *ahem* saluting?

 

[tnman03]

What is the sex toy for men? I'm always interested to see if there's something new in that area. Sex toys for men seem much less varied. I'm enjoying using the 'sleeve' thing on my man, that gives me a very evil grin. I can't remember if I've posted anything about that. It's great fun.

I think the Sybians have detachable shafts which probably could be run through a dishwasher, at least. Or maybe you buy your own 'attachments', as it were, and just hire the machine itself.

IIRC its called the Venus 2000 or something like that and uses a vacuum type of sleeve to simulate the suction process of oral sex. I'm sure they sell a lot of them but I'd never spend that kind of money on a sex toy of that nature. There're other "sleeve" options marketed that work quite well.

 

[numeniusa]

IIRC its called the Venus 2000 or something like that and uses a vacuum type of sleeve to simulate the suction process of oral sex. I'm sure they sell a lot of them but I'd never spend that kind of money on a sex toy of that nature. There're other "sleeve" options marketed that work quite well.

Found it!

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media/vc/2a5f2248-a3af-4fb7-bbc2-6188cf3c8df3._SL300__.jpg

"The Milker"... Looks rather clinical. And perhaps noisy. Not really something you could get through airport security very easily!

I wonder if anyone here has tried one and could tell us about it. Would you try it, Mr TN, if you had the opportunity?

 

[tnman03]

Found it!

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media/vc/2a5f2248-a3af-4fb7-bbc2-6188cf3c8df3._SL300__.jpg

"The Milker"... Looks rather clinical. And perhaps noisy. Not really something you could get through airport security very easily!

I wonder if anyone here has tried one and could tell us about it. Would you try it, Mr TN, if you had the opportunity?

Frankly the whole thing looks a bit scary to me Numi. So I'm not at all sure about trusting it enough to want to try it out.
All of the reviews read as though everyone's a satisfied customer. But its still kind of scary looking.

 

[hairball18]

Found it!

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media/vc/2a5f2248-a3af-4fb7-bbc2-6188cf3c8df3._SL300__.jpg

"The Milker"... Looks rather clinical. And perhaps noisy. Not really something you could get through airport security very easily!

I wonder if anyone here has tried one and could tell us about it. Would you try it, Mr TN, if you had the opportunity?

I think I would moo if you put that on me.

 

[Joxlrg]

Hand

Guys have been using their right hands since high school.. And for the extra special times... Left handed!!!

 

[numeniusa]

Frankly the whole thing looks a bit scary to me Numi. So I'm not at all sure about trusting it enough to want to try it out.
All of the reviews read as though everyone's a satisfied customer. But its still kind of scary looking.

I wonder why there's a long ... er ... orifice (? ) and a short one.

I think, if I owned a cock, I'd be quite reluctant to stuff it in that glass thing and watch it be vacuumed... I mean, if it felt good, I guess that's OK, but it's not exactly a romantic experience, is it?

 

[numeniusa]

I think I would moo if you put that on me.

Oh, I think I could get you to moo without needing one of those.... *smug grin*

 

[numeniusa]

Guys have been using their right hands since high school.. And for the extra special times... Left handed!!!

I don't think I actually can masturbate with my left hand... I'm not sure I've ever tried. It's not a lack of dexterity, I can play the piano, so I'm perfectly dexterous, but...

I suppose guys do it because it feels more like someone else's hand? For me, it's more a fingertip operation, so less point in switching. In fact, I don't even really switch fingers, now I think of it.

 

[numeniusa]

This really made me laugh today.

http://i.imgur.com/IiC7PxL.jpg

The full article includes this line:

"It can also stroke its owner on the hand, which developer Marc Teyssier said could create more personal connections."

Oh yes. We can all see where that's going...