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damn tx.. you ain't the only one behind in yer reading/voting! I gotta find a day stretcher
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English Lady
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I think all my early votes were ones*chuckles*
I've got three feedbacks today by email -none on my competition entry *LOL*
Oh and I'm working on a part two.....
tx, i know what you mean, I need to catch up on the reading side of things too!
I've got three feedbacks today by email -none on my competition entry *LOL*
Oh and I'm working on a part two.....
tx, i know what you mean, I need to catch up on the reading side of things too!
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English Lady said:
I know what ya mean EL... my humorous story just picked up two back to back 1 bombs... I've never had a score below 3 before.. but hey... worst place here I come!!!!!!
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You know it's contest time.. and you know you got it bad.. when first thing in the morning you pull up the submission page... then minimize it so that evrey 5 minutes you can pull it up and check yer scores....
I hope I'm the only one with this compulsion!
I hope I'm the only one with this compulsion!
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There is but it's a time consumming pain with no promise you'll get it right, kinda like foreplayTxRad said:I ain't quite that bad.... more along the lines of every 15 minutes....
Since I'm new at this, let me ask a dumb question.... Is there anyplace where we can figure out who's leadin the race....
You have to check in the Top Lists for the contest stories in each category. Some stories, such as mine, won't be there because their scores are too low. But the contenders should all be listed.
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Rumple Foreskin said:There is but it's a time consumming pain with no promise you'll get it right, kinda like foreplay
I don't consider foreplay a "time consumming pain."
You need to update your siggie, Rumps. Your story has vetted.
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Many thanks Imp, and all those folks with more time and kindness than good taste who vetted my story.impressive said:I don't consider foreplay a "time consumming pain."
You need to update your siggie, Rumps. Your story has vetted.
As for foreplay being time consuming, well, I'm one of those guys who thinks the trip can be as much fun as reaching the destination. And whether it's a pain depends on the travelers.
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Rumple Foreskin said:There is but it's a time consumming pain with no promise you'll get it right, kinda like foreplay
You have to check in the Top Lists for the contest stories in each category. Some stories, such as mine, won't be there because their scores are too low. But the contenders should all be listed.
Rumple Foreskin
That's kinda what I figured......
As for the foreplay thing... I agree... if the players are well matched than It's a delight....in more ways than one...
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Rumply, I'm chasing you for last place!
Actually, it kinda hurts, this is the first time I've had a contest entry without an "H" ouch!
Actually, it kinda hurts, this is the first time I've had a contest entry without an "H" ouch!
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RF and EL...
I got last LOCKED!!!!!! my humourous story is really really really drawing the serious 1 bombs. down ticklin 3.0 right now!!! and with almost enough votes to qualify!
I got last LOCKED!!!!!! my humourous story is really really really drawing the serious 1 bombs. down ticklin 3.0 right now!!! and with almost enough votes to qualify!
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Well, at least I'm in good company.English Lady said:
Just checked my totals: score 4:00, votes 63, views 9000. At this rate, it'll be my all-time low scoring story. And to tell you the truth, I think it's one of my better efforts. Low scores take a little of the fun out of a contest, but that missing H on your story has no relation to the quality of your writing.
Besides, there's always a chance Laurel will run a sweep and totally mess things up.
In the meantime, here's a warm fuzzy for you.
http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A4/67/A467D-lg.jpg
Rumple Foreskin
ps: Curse you DreamPilot
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Rumple.. don't feel bad.. got three in this time....
Another Time Up Up and Away... would be my lowest scoring story ever ... right now....4.37 with 27 votes and 7071 views...
It would be my lowest ever except for:
Assult on a Nudist camp.... 3.38 21 votes 5187 views...
Top that low RF!!!! got a LOCK I tell ya.
Not talkin about Airplanes Aren't Supposed to Break except to say that it ain't doin too bad.... BUT neither is it doin so good. You won't find it on the top list! It's rated lower than my story for the last contest which GLARES at RUMPLE... didn't even rate an honorable mention..
and RF.. all the Angie stories deserve a place!
Can anybody get lower than a 3.38?
Another Time Up Up and Away... would be my lowest scoring story ever ... right now....4.37 with 27 votes and 7071 views...
It would be my lowest ever except for:
Assult on a Nudist camp.... 3.38 21 votes 5187 views...
Top that low RF!!!! got a LOCK I tell ya.
Not talkin about Airplanes Aren't Supposed to Break except to say that it ain't doin too bad.... BUT neither is it doin so good. You won't find it on the top list! It's rated lower than my story for the last contest which GLARES at RUMPLE... didn't even rate an honorable mention..
and RF.. all the Angie stories deserve a place!
Can anybody get lower than a 3.38?
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DP, I gotta admit, few indeed are the Lit writers who can set the scoring bar lower than you. But when the going gets low, the lowest get lower, or something like that.dreampilot79 said:
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Aww rumply pumply 
you are such a sweetheart, I love the lil'wabbit!
you are such a sweetheart, I love the lil'wabbit! dreampilot79
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Ahhhhhhh RF... I feel privledged to be the one to set the bar for the worst contest... even the mighty og will have trouble bending that low!!!!
The prize is MINE I tell ya!!!!!
The prize is MINE I tell ya!!!!!
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I can get lower than a 3.38!!!! one more vote... down to 3.18!!! ha!! Take that!
worst is MINE!!!!
worst is MINE!!!!
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oggbashan said:
og.. I'd call ya a cheater.. but since you make the rules.,. I guess you stay within em!
All I can say is someone hates me!
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dreampilot79 said:
Actually, as a previous winner, I am disqualified.
I was teasing you.
I'm disqualified from winning the main contest AND the last place contest. There's versatility for you.
Og
PS. jeanne_d_artois and Fag-Ash_Lil are still eligible... Or are they?
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oggbashan said:
lol og.... but I still expect you to submit!!!! it wouldn't be a contest without ya! and I for one love yer work! MORE no matter elegibility!
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OK. OK.
I am still writing the first entry. Heat and household chores are getting in the way as are celebrations:
My youngest daughter has just passed her final examinations to be a medical doctor after six years study and a BSc in Microbiology on the way. Now all the women in my immediate family, wife and three daughters, have at least one basic degree and postgraduate qualifications as well.
I'm jealous. I didn't take a basic degree - it's a long story - I took postgraduate examinations first and then no one would allow me to go back to take the degree. Even when I wanted to do an MBA I ended up as a tutor, not a student...
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I am still writing the first entry. Heat and household chores are getting in the way as are celebrations:
My youngest daughter has just passed her final examinations to be a medical doctor after six years study and a BSc in Microbiology on the way. Now all the women in my immediate family, wife and three daughters, have at least one basic degree and postgraduate qualifications as well.
I'm jealous. I didn't take a basic degree - it's a long story - I took postgraduate examinations first and then no one would allow me to go back to take the degree. Even when I wanted to do an MBA I ended up as a tutor, not a student...
Og
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og.. congrats on the family... and shame on them! they shoulda given ya the paper!
paper instead of sheepskin.. cuz yer ego isn't worth the life of one of those adorable fuzzy creatures!
paper instead of sheepskin.. cuz yer ego isn't worth the life of one of those adorable fuzzy creatures!
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dreampilot79 said:
The postgraduate examination led to a piece of parchment I still have. It begins:
"Sir,
I am commanded by My Lords Commissioners of the Admiralty..."
And ends:
"I beg to remain, Sir, Your most humble and obedient servant..."
He wasn't. 'Humble and obedient' that is. He outranked me and he knew it.
That was my letter of appointment dated 1962. By 1966 'My Lords Commissioners of the Admiralty" were as dead as Samuel Pepys and I was part of the Ministry of Defence (Navy). It doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
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