English Lady
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Well it's notup this morning -the other two were up next morning- I don't know if it's gonna make it.....


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Mine is up!!! But only on the Nude Day page, not on the "new" page.English Lady said:Well it's notup this morning -the other two were up next morning- I don't know if it's gonna make it.....![]()
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Hot ButteredThe front page says otherwise, but you're right, maybe I'll try.English Lady said:Ted -I think you can still enter, it is the 6th that is the cut off....mine just hasn't been accepted yet, so yours might not either, i dunno. you could always submit it for the story but explain you'd prefer it not to go in if it didn't get in within the competition time so you can re-submit it next year![]()
But the sticky at the top of AH says "The last day to submit contest entries is July 6. "English Lady said:Does it? eek, i've not even noticed....
English Lady said:third part not up, so i'm running on my 2 entries -mediocrity be my middle name *sigh*
Just wait, I'm on my way down with a 4.55 and 165 votes.dreampilot79 said:As hard as I find it ... me thinks I got the worst sewed up!!!! Never had a story below 4.4 before.. but my funny now rates a score of 2.94... can anyone get lower than that?
do negative comments received make one a Lit writer? wow! i've been doin' ok since day one!OhMissScarlett said:Just wait, I'm on my way down with a 4.55 and 165 votes.![]()
I can't even be bothered to care right now. I got a really homophobic comment today on the story. My first really negative one so far. I guess I'm a real Lit writer now, lol.

geronimo_appleby said:do negative comments received make one a Lit writer? wow! i've been doin' ok since day one!![]()
fuck 'em OMS have a![]()
thanks for that.oggbashan said:Rules for Last Place contest.
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Order for coming last:
Lowest voted rating for a genuine attempt at a story multiplied by number of votes if less than 25 divided by 25.
So - if rating is 3.00 but only 12 votes the score would be
3.00 x 12 / 25 = 1.44
If rating is 3.00 but more than 25 votes, the rating stays the same.
I suggest ignoring number of reads except as a tie breaker when least number of reads would *win*.
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Since the 'winner' actually wins nothing, it is pointless to cheat. To enter, all you have to do is declare your rating and votes at the time the real contest is decided.
For the last place contest, 1 votes are very valuable and 5s are bombs.
Og (whose decision is final unless you all gang up on me)
dreampilot79 said:welllll.. damn.. I got too many votes.. but still 2.98 oughta be good fer last place

OhMissScarlett said:Let's just forget about this contest and have a drinking contest instead. I'm sure it will end up in nudity.![]()

TxRad said:If it doesn't end in nudity then we need to drink some more of just say fuck it and go skinny dipping....![]()
now there's a contest I could get behind...or in front of...whatever.OhMissScarlett said:now there's a contest I could get behind...or in front of...whatever.
*snicker*TxRad said:I love getting a little behind at work and a little ahead.... i mean head at home....![]()
Or is that the other way around......![]()

did i ever tell you about being asked to leave holland, yes - holland, for being naked in the beer tent at the Nijmegen marches? there must be a story in that.OhMissScarlett said:Let's just forget about this contest and have a drinking contest instead. I'm sure it will end up in nudity.![]()

They asked you to leave the country? Hehe.geronimo_appleby said:did i ever tell you about being asked to leave holland, yes - holland, for being naked in the beer tent at the Nijmegen marches? there must be a story in that.![]()
