Now, You're Me. . .

[Sidney_1]

You know how little kids are kinda tired, and then someone or something gets them wound up, and before you know it they are jumping on the bed and singing songs?

Now, you're me.


(I hope y'all get the idea of what to do with this thread.)

 

[Mrtenant]

You know how when you're sleepy and watching a tornado movie on tv and you have this really huge wedgie and your nipples are all hard....well...

Now You're Me...

 

[justuandmekiddo]

You know how when you walk into work and see your boss and co-worker walking your way so you say to the boss
"What are you doing....walking her out?"..........jokingly
Only to find out two minutes later he really was...


Now you are me.

 

[Sidney_1]

Imagine you're 5'2", normally a size 0. You've been going to the same health club for years, so people are familiar with your body. For the first time in your life, you've gained 10 lbs over the past year. You feel ugly, you don't recognize yourself, and you're self-conscious about your appearance.

So, you have a good workout, and are packing it in in the locker room, when one of the regulars, a size sub-zero, well-meaning, sweet southern voice asks, "Are you pregnant?"

Now, you're me.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Imagine you are about twenty and ask someone to dance you have kind of a crush on. She says yes and you are out on the dance floor. Happy and shocked she is dancing with you. Then one of your brother's friends passes some bad gas......and she thinks you did it and stomps away without a word and won't listen or believe it wasn't you.

Now, you are me.

 

[Sidney_1]

Imagine you are about twenty and ask someone to dance you have kind of a crush on. She says yes and you are out on the dance floor. Happy and shocked she is dancing with you. Then one of your brother's friends passes some bad gas......and she thinks you did it and stomps away without a word and won't listen or believe it wasn't you.

Now, you are me.

If it were me, I would've just done that move where you hold your nose, raise your other hand, and shimmy your butt to the floor. That gal has no sense of humor. . .

But, that's just me. . .