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Admit it anonymously. Do you lurk this and other threads without posting?

  • I admit it. Yes, I lurk.

    Votes: 39 62.9%
  • I would never lurk. Who the hell do you think I am?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Me lurk? I post and post happily.

    Votes: 23 37.1%

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    62
Just wanted to say good night Lurkers. I know you're watching.

Admit it. You want me.
 
My Day at Work

I am walking down the hall- At my nursing home!- and a woman there spanks my ass. I say, "Hey, now. That's not your ass." She says, "True, but I'd like my husband to fuck it." I stop dead in my tracks and the first thing out of my mouth is, "Okay, but I like to have an audience when I have my ass fucked by a husband." She says, "I think I can arrange that, but I'll have to get the two of you drunk first." I say, "I don't need to be drunk first." She says, "Even better. My hubby's going to love you."

Wait. What? How the hell does this conversation even get started at a nursing home? And what is this fascination women have with my ass? I don't think it's that great of one. It's not bad, but I'm never going to have the ass that women want. Yet women can't help but touch it.

Back to having my ass fucked by a co-worker's hubby.

This of course leads to a threesome fantasy with another co-worker's husband. I know that this second couple has a very interesting sex life. I'm at work, fantasizing about a threesome with two husbands. I can see it in my head and all the while I'm just getting hornier and wetter. Two physically imposing men fucking me, while I'm on my knees with my wrists tied to my ankles. My hips bruised from the man fucking my ass; while the man fucking my mouth has me help up by my hair.

Of course I have to pretend this conversation never happened; but every time I saw her during the day, I couldn't help but blush. I would never actually have sex with someone else's husband, even if it was the wife's idea. That's not who I am, but I will fantasize about it. I'll fantasize about it all day.
 
I can't help myself. You're AV is so freakin' cute. I shouldn't say fuck around such an adorable Munky.

Quite recently (actually, right here on Lit) I, uh, bumped into a girl who claimed to achieve orgasm without physical stimulation. She needed only a male voice saying 'dirty' words (her description). Were I able to achieve that exalted and hands-free state, then your saying 'fuck' would be a monumental treat.
 
Quite recently (actually, right here on Lit) I, uh, bumped into a girl who claimed to achieve orgasm without physical stimulation. She needed only a male voice saying 'dirty' words (her description). Were I able to achieve that exalted and hands-free state, then your saying 'fuck' would be a monumental treat.

Uh, well, uh...
 
A Message to the Lurkers

Oh, me. Oh, my. I've had a very busy fantasy-filled day. This has been a very good Saturday. I also made an awesome fruit salad. I'll have to maybe eat breakfast in the morning. I just have to remember to refrigerate it.

What can I give my Lurkers to watch or look at? I'm going to have to think about this. I don't want to overspoil you. I know you're there, but I'd like a little more from you. A PM would be nice. Nothing special. Just a, "Hey, TG. I read your thread. Fuck, you're hysterical." See. Easy, easy nice and cheesy.

I love "Red Green" and here's a good episode. Uh, oh. The Lodge runs out of duct tape.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFRSjWVTmY
 
Oh, Lurkers!

*sobs* All you do is watch. No interaction. I know you're out there.

*shakes fist in the air* Pay attention to me, damn you! Let me know you like what I write.

*giggles* Oh, I love my Lurkers.

Lurk more and really get those numbers up there, if you do, I'll start posting porn. Yeah, that got your attention. Until you get those numbers up there, I'm going to start posting things like this every day. Oh, Leonard Nimoy, how could you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04
 
*sobs* All you do is watch. No interaction. I know you're out there.

*shakes fist in the air* Pay attention to me, damn you! Let me know you like what I write.

*giggles* Oh, I love my Lurkers.

Lurk more and really get those numbers up there, if you do, I'll start posting porn. Yeah, that got your attention. Until you get those numbers up there, I'm going to start posting things like this every day. Oh, Leonard Nimoy, how could you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

shhhhhhhhh I'm hiding in the bushes beside your house. if I say anything you'll know I'm here and close the blinds.

But now that you know I'm here..... oh crap.
 
shhhhhhhhh I'm hiding in the bushes beside your house. if I say anything you'll know I'm here and close the blinds.

But now that you know I'm here..... oh crap.

Since I'm already naked and have a thing for geeky, adorable guys, why not just climb through the open window and we'll see what kind of trouble we get up to?
 
Since I'm already naked and have a thing for geeky, adorable guys, why not just climb through the open window and we'll see what kind of trouble we get up to?

Well, if you're after geeky guys, why not take two? :D

Oh, whoops - that's a helluva way to introduce myself. Gidday there - I'm SilverShamrock. How d'ya do?
 
Two guys is a fantasy of mine.

... and that's a fantastic response to my introduction. So ... one at each end? One guy grabbing your hips and just slamming into you, the other holding you up by your hair and fucking your face hard as can be?

How do you feel about name-calling?
 
... and that's a fantastic response to my introduction. So ... one at each end? One guy grabbing your hips and just slamming into you, the other holding you up by your hair and fucking your face hard as can be?

How do you feel about name-calling?

What did you have in mind?
 
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