taborgirl
Literotica Guru
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- Feb 21, 2010
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I had a post written today and I didn’t really have a place for it. It was one that could have gone under multiple threads. So, my fellow Listers, I am starting a thread for posts like mine. If you have a thought that doesn’t have a home, there’s a place for you to post it here. If you don’t want to hunt up that thread on books you’re reading, I have a cozy chair and a nice glass of wine for you. Maybe you want to give a fellow Lister a big, “Howdy-do.” There’s a place for everyone here. Share your fantasies, your favorite childhood memory, or even a funny story about your kids. Let’s not forget that we all need some rules sometimes, too.
Taborgirl’s Ten Commandments
1. This is about entertainment. If you don't like it, you don't have to be here, read it, or post. So, take your crabbiness, bitchiness, and whateverness to another thread.
2. While I can't tell you what to post, if it involves incest or animals, please take it elsewhere.
3. If you have something bad to say, start your own damn thread.
4. Since this is a thread with no common theme, try to remember to title your post. (I think I've titled two.) It can be as easy as “Fantasy,” “Memory,” “Favorite song.” You get the idea. *That rule went out the window about three posts in.*
5. This is a fun and happy place. Think of it as Disney World for the horny. Loops and turns and drops abound.
6. Pull up a stool to the bar and sit awhile, flirt with the cute waitress or hit on the hottie with the short skirt. There is no last call and no minimum of drinks to buy.
7. Laugh. This isn’t serious, Listers. Post the story about you walking into a door in front of the cute guy in your algebra class in college and then being so flustered you don't remember how to open it.
8. Post pictures, that funny YouTube video of your cousin trying to jump rope at 50. If its bad though, give us a heads up. “WARNING: You’re about to see….” and fill in the blank.
9. Please remain friendly and try not to purposely offend. We’re all adults and we know when something is wrong. If the voice in your head is saying, “Maybe we shouldn’t be posting this.” Don’t post it.
10. From a recent weekend experience, I know the problems with typing tipsy. If you really need to say it and you’re even a little drunk and not sure if you should send it, post it here. We may laugh, but you won’t be sending your crush a stream-of-consciousness PM about absolutely nothing and telling him/her what you want to name your children. Did I ever apologize for that?
I, being the ringleader and master of ceremonies, will begin...
(Oh, and I need to thank my favorite Snoman for the help. Thanks, Sno.)
Taborgirl’s Ten Commandments
1. This is about entertainment. If you don't like it, you don't have to be here, read it, or post. So, take your crabbiness, bitchiness, and whateverness to another thread.
2. While I can't tell you what to post, if it involves incest or animals, please take it elsewhere.
3. If you have something bad to say, start your own damn thread.
4. Since this is a thread with no common theme, try to remember to title your post. (I think I've titled two.) It can be as easy as “Fantasy,” “Memory,” “Favorite song.” You get the idea. *That rule went out the window about three posts in.*
5. This is a fun and happy place. Think of it as Disney World for the horny. Loops and turns and drops abound.
6. Pull up a stool to the bar and sit awhile, flirt with the cute waitress or hit on the hottie with the short skirt. There is no last call and no minimum of drinks to buy.
7. Laugh. This isn’t serious, Listers. Post the story about you walking into a door in front of the cute guy in your algebra class in college and then being so flustered you don't remember how to open it.
8. Post pictures, that funny YouTube video of your cousin trying to jump rope at 50. If its bad though, give us a heads up. “WARNING: You’re about to see….” and fill in the blank.
9. Please remain friendly and try not to purposely offend. We’re all adults and we know when something is wrong. If the voice in your head is saying, “Maybe we shouldn’t be posting this.” Don’t post it.
10. From a recent weekend experience, I know the problems with typing tipsy. If you really need to say it and you’re even a little drunk and not sure if you should send it, post it here. We may laugh, but you won’t be sending your crush a stream-of-consciousness PM about absolutely nothing and telling him/her what you want to name your children. Did I ever apologize for that?
I, being the ringleader and master of ceremonies, will begin...
(Oh, and I need to thank my favorite Snoman for the help. Thanks, Sno.)
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- then the power went out...
