Not Another Thread...

Admit it anonymously. Do you lurk this and other threads without posting?

  • I admit it. Yes, I lurk.

    Votes: 39 62.9%
  • I would never lurk. Who the hell do you think I am?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Me lurk? I post and post happily.

    Votes: 23 37.1%

  • Total voters
    62

taborgirl

Literotica Guru
Joined
Feb 21, 2010
Posts
7,102
I had a post written today and I didn’t really have a place for it. It was one that could have gone under multiple threads. So, my fellow Listers, I am starting a thread for posts like mine. If you have a thought that doesn’t have a home, there’s a place for you to post it here. If you don’t want to hunt up that thread on books you’re reading, I have a cozy chair and a nice glass of wine for you. Maybe you want to give a fellow Lister a big, “Howdy-do.” There’s a place for everyone here. Share your fantasies, your favorite childhood memory, or even a funny story about your kids. Let’s not forget that we all need some rules sometimes, too.

Taborgirl’s Ten Commandments
1. This is about entertainment. If you don't like it, you don't have to be here, read it, or post. So, take your crabbiness, bitchiness, and whateverness to another thread.
2. While I can't tell you what to post, if it involves incest or animals, please take it elsewhere.
3. If you have something bad to say, start your own damn thread.
4. Since this is a thread with no common theme, try to remember to title your post. (I think I've titled two.) It can be as easy as “Fantasy,” “Memory,” “Favorite song.” You get the idea. *That rule went out the window about three posts in.*
5. This is a fun and happy place. Think of it as Disney World for the horny. Loops and turns and drops abound.
6. Pull up a stool to the bar and sit awhile, flirt with the cute waitress or hit on the hottie with the short skirt. There is no last call and no minimum of drinks to buy.
7. Laugh. This isn’t serious, Listers. Post the story about you walking into a door in front of the cute guy in your algebra class in college and then being so flustered you don't remember how to open it.
8. Post pictures, that funny YouTube video of your cousin trying to jump rope at 50. If its bad though, give us a heads up. “WARNING: You’re about to see….” and fill in the blank.
9. Please remain friendly and try not to purposely offend. We’re all adults and we know when something is wrong. If the voice in your head is saying, “Maybe we shouldn’t be posting this.” Don’t post it.
10. From a recent weekend experience, I know the problems with typing tipsy. If you really need to say it and you’re even a little drunk and not sure if you should send it, post it here. We may laugh, but you won’t be sending your crush a stream-of-consciousness PM about absolutely nothing and telling him/her what you want to name your children. Did I ever apologize for that?

I, being the ringleader and master of ceremonies, will begin...


(Oh, and I need to thank my favorite Snoman for the help. Thanks, Sno.)
 
Last edited:
A Horny Failure (A post with many a home.)

This morning I woke up early, on my day off, to get my day started right. I had planned to tease myself throughout the day, leading up to an earth-shattering orgasm tonight before bed. However, fate had another plan. Ten minutes after my first teasing, while I was eating a breakfast of cereal and juice, fate intervened and I was going to work on my day off. That’s fine. While at work, I received quite a number of PMs-thank you for those by the way- that left me wet and horny through my very boring day. Wouldn’t you know it, fate had plans to screw me again. The last twenty minutes of work were pure Hell; and there goes my horny mood.

To recap my day. Horny, hornier, there it goes. Good thing I now have tomorrow off and I can try again…
 
This morning I woke up early, on my day off, to get my day started right. I had planned to tease myself throughout the day, leading up to an earth-shattering orgasm tonight before bed. However, fate had another plan. Ten minutes after my first teasing, while I was eating a breakfast of cereal and juice, fate intervened and I was going to work on my day off. That’s fine. While at work, I received quite a number of PMs-thank you for those by the way- that left me wet and horny through my very boring day. Wouldn’t you know it, fate had plans to screw me again. The last twenty minutes of work were pure Hell; and there goes my horny mood.

To recap my day. Horny, hornier, there it goes. Good thing I now have tomorrow off and I can try again…

I was hoping to have an interesting conversation with a beautiful woman in lit....only to have my plans dashed....I was all ready to start stroking myself....

It IS somewhat frustrating, isn't it?
 
No idea

What to post right now, but I'm sure I'll have something random, odd, slightly off center and/or completely nutty to post at some point. :)
 
Isn't that what a fucktackle's for? Surprise! Time for another fucktackle...
 
Isn't that what a fucktackle's for? Surprise! Time for another fucktackle...

*See's taborgirl and runs over to fucktackle her....after completing the fucktackle, I gently lift her to her feet and kiss her hand - after all, I AM a gentleman...
 
A Howdy-do...

What to post right now, but I'm sure I'll have something random, odd, slightly off center and/or completely nutty to post at some point. :)

A howdy-do to my friend Sno. Your posts are always welcome. As are hugs, gropes, and anything else you can get your Sno-self up to...
 
I think I'm going to like this thread

I can't wait to go, and if you would furnish all of us with details, this would be the most sucessful thread of all times --

How in the world do I get to Disney World for the horny??
 
I can't wait to go, and if you would furnish all of us with details, this would be the most sucessful thread of all times --

How in the world do I get to Disney World for the horny??

The details are all in the first post, but feel free to ask if you have questions. It was kind of a spur of the moment thread idea. You can't post about not masturbating in the "have you masturbated" thread, can you?

You can post absolutely anything here, which is the beauty of this thread. There is no fucking theme. Listers set the theme. Genius, huh?

Disney World for the horny is right this way. Please follow a very naked Snow White and Cinderella. They'll show you where to get off...
 
Honestly, I don't have any idea where this was even buried. I just want it back on the first page. This really is a very simple thread. You can post anything your little heart's desire Listers. Say, "Hi," to the person above or below you. Tell us about your boring day at work. Tell us about that time when you were six and you fell in a pond, so your grandma made you ride home in the car naked. I haven't really found any threads that are multi-purpose and sometimes you don't want to hunt up the thread you're looking for...
 
Hi!;) I enjoy reading about your horny excursions throughout the day;) They make me want to join you:devil:


xxx
Tyler
 
Mmmmm.... Have you ever considered a pic thread? You are painting quite a picture there....:rose::devil:


xxx
Tyler

Considered it. Not nearly brave enough yet. Hell, I've only been on Lit for a little over a month.

I took a peek at yours. I love being a voyeur...
 
Considered it. Not nearly brave enough yet. Hell, I've only been on Lit for a little over a month.

I took a peek at yours. I love being a voyeur...

You would be showered with compliments I'm sure. So you are one of the many who have peeked without leaving a comment;) Glad you stopped by though:)


xxx
Tyler
 
What a lovely idea for a thread...

It has been an odd day for me - I'm home (so I have time to get on and post - it's been a while!) because I ran a fever last night, felt achy, retired early (6:30 pm) and decided to stay in lest I have something to pass to co-workers...

I jumped on Lit, read a few of my fav authors, and then slipped into the forums and saw a few old friends :heart: - then the power went out...

What a wonderful time to go to the bedroom and play. I got a new wand last week so I wanted to give it a go...I came close a few times but I love to control orgasms with breathing and then the power came back on!

I may go back and finish later but it was a wonderful 45 minutes...:D
 
You would be showered with compliments I'm sure. So you are one of the many who have peeked without leaving a comment;) Glad you stopped by though:)


xxx
Tyler

Just peeked when I saw you post here and I'll definitely be going back...
 
What a lovely idea for a thread...

It has been an odd day for me - I'm home (so I have time to get on and post - it's been a while!) because I ran a fever last night, felt achy, retired early (6:30 pm) and decided to stay in lest I have something to pass to co-workers...

I jumped on Lit, read a few of my fav authors, and then slipped into the forums and saw a few old friends :heart: - then the power went out...

What a wonderful time to go to the bedroom and play. I got a new wand last week so I wanted to give it a go...I came close a few times but I love to control orgasms with breathing and then the power came back on!

I may go back and finish later but it was a wonderful 45 minutes...:D

Well, thank you. I'm glad you like it.

I'm off today and have plans to get off often. I had the flu late last week and was absolutely miserable.

I love to control my orgasms by breathing through the nose and forcing myself to make little or no noise. Its like being brought to the edge over and over and over; and when I finally cum, its mind-blowing.

I hope you stop back often and share whatever's on your mind...
 
Question for the men...

This is a question for any guy who happens to pop in to check this thread out, so please feel free to answer...

What is it with men wanting me to talk through an orgasm?

I don't know my name, that 2+2=4, or even if I'm alive; and yet, you want me to talk about what I'm feeling, what's going through my mind, and if you're doing everything good. Just let me enjoy my orgasm. If I'm having one, you're doing your job. Relax...
 
This is a question for any guy who happens to pop in to check this thread out, so please feel free to answer...

What is it with men wanting me to talk through an orgasm?

I don't know my name, that 2+2=4, or even if I'm alive; and yet, you want me to talk about what I'm feeling, what's going through my mind, and if you're doing everything good. Just let me enjoy my orgasm. If I'm having one, you're doing your job. Relax...

I couldn't agree more; I'm completely incoherent when having an orgasm, and expect the same of my partner.... I moan a lot, of course, and love it when my partner does the same.... I love when we try to hold each other's gaze when having sex, but then as we cum, we can't any more (eyes won't even focus, for one thing...)
 
Back
Top