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[Lauren Hynde]

Well, you know it must have been Charley, Colly, or Eve. After all, they left comments on your poem.

LOL Them bitches. I'll get them for that.

 

[Guest]

In case of panic attack: Call lucky for mouth to mouth!

What if The baby doesn't love me?
The baby will press you to your absolute furthest limits and just when you think you can't take anymore, she'll turn to you with huge brown eyes filled with the truest love you've ever seen and say, "I love you, Mommy." Her loving you has nothing to do with the woman you are at work or the things you've done in the past. Her loving you will have everything to do with the fact that you love her. You love her already and she will learn love simply by being in your presence. Hell, I've learned a thing or two about love, just getting to know you and your wife. If I can see and feel it over a thousand miles away, there's not a chance in hell that she's going to miss it living right down the hall.

After what happened tonight I know people will judge her by who or maybe what I am. Can we handle that?
People who judge based on lifestyle are idiots and there is no doubt in my mind that your little diva will know exactly where she stands in the world. Not according to who you and Renza are, but according to the fact that you both love her with all your hearts and that will make her invincible.

What's she going to call me Mommy or my given name ?
That kid's got it made, I tell ya! I wish I could've cried 'Mommy' and had two gorgeous women running to fulfill my every need. You're her mother. I don't see any reason for her to call you anything other than Mommy. Afterall, I think she outta call you something along the lines of what you called your mother to make you feel comfortable with it.

Hokay! Lucky's wordy when she's been drinking. If this doesn't make a lick of sense, disregard it entirely.



~lucky

What Lucky said!

Lucky, you made perfect sense, sweetie. Glad you got yourself out with a friend last night, and very relieved that it seems to have cheered you up a bit. Don't let life drag you down, babe, you only get one shot at it and it's your life. I know your first priority is your little one, but a happy Mum does make for a happy child. They feel our pain with us, however much we try to shield it from them.

Dest, that goes for you, too. Your daughter will love you for exactly who you are, and you are an incredible person.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Lou! How cool, your new story is up! I must read.

Have you seen what we copycats did at the Poetry Forum?

Sign Language
by The Poets ©

Cheers, sexy!

And, VERY cool! I've just skimmed through them quickly, and it's an impressive list of poets, apart from anything else. I'm going to take my time to read them all properly later.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fuck. Someone just 1'd my new illustrated poem twice.

I'm in on the ass kicking!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrr.

 

[minsue]

A/J! I just noticed you finally have your link in your siggy! Very proud of your achievement.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A/J! I just noticed you finally have your link in your siggy! Very proud of your achievement.

LOL, who said you can't train a chimp???? oh wait, I did, yes, I had help, I'm such a retard!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

LOL Congratulations, honey.

 

[Liar]

Someone fucking spray painted the word dyke on my front door. I know who it was

You should write "So? Get a life." below it.



#L

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Gosling, I've missed you! The pond is never the same without you.

~A~

 

[Belegon]

To Destinie

I know I am running a little late on this but allow me to add my reassurances that the child will love ya completely. It is pretty normal to wonder about it. LOL, you are kinda cross-gendering here, fulfilling a somewhat "male" role in that you are not the one preggers but it is totally your child. Finally, a woman who won't roll her eyes skyward when a guy uses "when WE were pregnant."

It can be so frustrating. Renza has this incredible physical connection and all these little signals that there is a bond. You have to take it on faith. Ever seen Shakespeare In Love ? "Everything will work out. How? It's a mystery." It IS mysterious, but it will work out. More beautifully than you could possibly imagine.

Cowards and bigots are challenges we all have to face, although your situation is more intense than mine in this way. Maybe a little rainbow sticker or pink triangle on the Lexus would also be a little subtle payback? I like revenge served cold and surprising.

We had "My Two Dads", what is wrong with "My Two Moms"? I could start a list of hetero couples I think the two of you will outdo in the parenting field but I don't have time to type the millions of names it would take before I came to y'all.

 

[Honey123]

WOW

Someone fucking spray painted the word dyke on my front door. I know who it was

To Des and Renza....some people suck (I said SOME, LOU!! LOL)

I hate labels - but there are many names I can think of to call that "person" (and I am being kind calling that ass a person)

At least you have each other and your families and friends who love you...You have a child on the way who will love both of you no what. That's the beauty of a child...pure, loving, unconditional.

You will be wonderful parents who will teach your child the right way to treat and love all people, no matter their race or their sexual orientation.

And there's nothing wrong with your child calling you "MOM". Turn it upside down and you got WOW -- and that's what you and Renza are WOW !!!

LOVE YOU GUYS

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just realized I have nothing of importance to say. So what else is new?

 

[Guest]

Fancy a snog?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fancy a snog?

I'm really not sure? WTF?

 

[Guest]

I'm really not sure? WTF?

Abs, my love, I asked you if you'd like a long, deep kiss, with tongues.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs, my love, I asked you if you'd like a long, deep kiss, with tongues.

Lou

LOL, not what the fuck is it, what the fuck, I'm not sure what the fuck I want, but thanks for the delicious offer, my little kebab.

 

[destinie21]

Sometimes I wonder

 

[Guest]

LOL, not what the fuck is it, what the fuck, I'm not sure what the fuck I want, but thanks for the delicious offer, my little kebab.

Oh, I see, babe!

Sorry, I'm high on chocolate at the moment (dark choc, filled with mint fondant), it puts my brain in a spin.

That and I'm bored.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

Oh, I see, babe!

Sorry, I'm high on chocolate at the moment (dark choc, filled with mint fondant), it puts my brain in a spin.

That and I'm bored.

Lou

Bored? With me around? B-a-b-y - got a big piece of candy for you to eat, little grrl - and no - not my fucking clit

 

[CharleyH]

Bored? With me around? B-a-b-y - got a big piece of candy for you to eat, little grrl - and no - not my fucking clit that's less sweet, much full bodied . . . bordeaux - ya thats it

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, I see, babe!

Sorry, I'm high on chocolate at the moment (dark choc, filled with mint fondant), it puts my brain in a spin.

That and I'm bored.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

LOL Them bitches. I'll get them for that.

Cum get me

 

[Guest]

Bored? With me around? B-a-b-y - got a big piece of candy for you to eat, little grrl - and no - not my fucking clit

I wanna eat some candy, and I want to take a very long time licking it.

I know, not yer clit, you meant just candy.

Lou

 

[mcfbridge]

Okay, my turn to rant. I heard one today I still don't believe.

Next week is high school graduation at my daughter's school. One of her best friends is a senior and is graduating.

This girl's parents are divorced but she is, or at least was, close to both of them.

The girl e-mailed her dad asking him to please come to her graduation. Her dad's wife replied that since this girl "hadn't been there for her dad, she didn't deserve him at her graduation."

Needless to say, this will not be as happy an occasion as it was supposed to be.

What kind of complete bitch would send a note like that.

And is the father a complete cowardly bastard that had his wife do his dirty work for him, or is he a complete idiot who doesn't know what a total piece of shit he is married to.

 

[CharleyH]

Someone fucking spray painted the word dyke on my front door. I know who it was

That was me

OH - NO - high heels and nightgown - lol - that WAS definately you, unless, unless there was an Arizona air and a beek. She is EVERYWHERE Dest - I swear!