Next door sex

[seabass19]

I think the people in the hotel room next to me are getting down! She's trying to keep quiet but still keeps making some pretty unmistakeable noises. Good for them, but I wish they would just give in and let the rest of us hear it right. Now I can just sit here and imagine what they look like.

 

[Loring2]

I think the people in the hotel room next to me are getting down! She's trying to keep quiet but still keeps making some pretty unmistakeable noises. Good for them, but I wish they would just give in and let the rest of us hear it right. Now I can just sit here and imagine what they look like.

You know their room, call 'em get an invite.

 

[Bert Notorius]

free porn is free porn even broadcast through cinder block.

 

[pointless]

if i heard my next door neighbor having sex i'd be forced to set fire to his house.

 

[CHNOPS]

if i heard my next door neighbor having sex i'd be forced to set fire to his house.

Legend in my condo ghetto has it that someone in my row once had sex with his girlfriend so loud and for so long that someone else in my row shouted out their window, "Will you just come already?!?"...and several people were heard laughing.

 

[redwingsgirl]

Hahaha

Awesome. Thanks for the laugh!! (Everyone! Esp the comment above mine.)

 

[pointless]

understandable.

and i used to live with a screamer. i'm thankful that her penis rarely lasted more than ten or fifteen minutes or i would have gone mad without the benefit of a laugh track.

 

[djyak]

Isn't that what you're supposed to do in hotels?

Tifani

 

[CHNOPS]

Isn't that what you're supposed to do in hotels?

Tifani

Listen to the people next door having sex?

 

[djyak]

Listen to the people next door having sex?

Ha! I'm afraid you'd have to put up listening to us!

Tifani

 

[nycbear]

Hotel Sex

Something about hearing the sounds of sex, without the visual, just stimulates my imagination right off the charts. Makes for a great masturbation orgasm.

 

[redheadedtxn]

I wonder what the people in the rooms by ours when we were in San Francisco thought when they' hear me cry out "pleeease, Daddy, please let me cum!!" Over and over.

 

[CHNOPS]

I wonder what the people in the rooms by ours when we were in San Francisco thought when they' hear me cry out "pleeease, Daddy, please let me cum!!" Over and over.

"Oh, God, not another one of those goofy BDSM dweebs again."

 

[KingOrfeo]

I wish the couple living downstairs from me would be fucking all the time, instead of fighting all the time. Or maybe they do fuck all the time, but they don't do it loudly enough that I can hear it. But I can hear them fight. (Whenever I see the woman, I look for bruises; haven't seen any yet.) I'd ask them to stop, but they must have promised each other that and broken it a thousand times, they won't stop to accommodate a neighbor.

 

[redheadedtxn]

"Oh, God, not another one of those goofy BDSM dweebs again."

Yeah yeah.

Works for us.

 

[CHNOPS]

I wish the couple living downstairs from me would be fucking all the time, instead of fighting all the time. Or maybe they do fuck all the time, but they don't do it loudly enough that I can hear it. But I can hear them fight. (Whenever I see the woman, I look for bruises; haven't seen any yet.) I'd ask them to stop, but they must have promised each other that and broken it a thousand times, they won't stop to accommodate a neighbor.

For what it's worth, my crazy first-first wife used to scream, "Don't hit me, Sonny! What are you doing??" during bad arguments solely for the benefit of the neighbors in our apartment building, while throwing shit at me from across the room. The hairy-eyeball look I would get as I walked down the hall killed parts of my soul that I'm not sure have ever completely come back.

 

[Image]

Spent a week in a hotel once for a business trip. The guy next door brought a hooker back with him every night, late. We laughed as we listened the first two nights. After that, it was beyond annoying...

 

[KingOrfeo]

For what it's worth, my crazy first-first wife used to scream, "Don't hit me, Sonny! What are you doing??" during bad arguments solely for the benefit of the neighbors in our apartment building, while throwing shit at me from across the room. The hairy-eyeball look I would get as I walked down the hall killed parts of my soul that I'm not sure have ever completely come back.

Well, in this case it's the guy who's always yelling the loudest, and I do hear throwing-stuff noises sometimes.

 

[KingOrfeo]

For what it's worth, my crazy first-first wife . . .

You had a second-first wife?

 

[CHNOPS]

You had a second-first wife?

I call my current wife my second first wife. I'm a romantic!

 

[KingOrfeo]

I call my current wife my second first wife. I'm a romantic!

I intend to call my first wife my current wife, and introduce her as such. It'll keep her on her toes.


(Got that one from an old one-panel magazine cartoon somewhere.)

 

[sweepthefloor]

There is nothing better than next door sex to make me feel ashamed of something that I didn't even have a part of. I love that.

 

[garbage can]

You know their room, call 'em get an invite.

I'd say... call 'em just before she's about to orgasm...

 

[seabass19]

No need to call. I'll just yell out with her and bang on the wall as I masturbate to their rhythm. If it doesn't shake their confidence, I know they are winners. We'll see if they keep it up tonight so I can try it out.

 

[islandman]

Don't yell out with her.

Call out her name whenever he does, but louder.