Newbie Intro

[kaylaartemis]

Xxxxx

 

[blobfish]

Well, yes I'm a newbie. Hi.
Today is my first day on the forums and second day on the site. I wanted to say thank you to everyone who has been so welcoming.

A little about myself, I'm 24 and live in the US. I was first attracted to this site for the stories, so much that I'm now working on my own. I'm a student majoring in Criminal Justice Technologies and haven't exactly decided what I'm looking for.

Wilkommen zu das Maschine. You probably won't last long.

 

[islandman]

Welcome.

There be crazies about.

 

[kbate]

I think you're looking for remedial English. It's over in the Author's Hangout.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Well, yes I'm a newbie. Hi.
Today is my first day on the forums and second day on the site. I wanted to say thank you to everyone who has been so welcoming.

A little about myself, I'm 24 and live in the US. I was first attracted to this site for the stories, so much that I'm now working on my own. I'm a student majoring in Criminal Justice Technologies and haven't exactly decided what I'm looking for.

So... why are you posting here?

 

[mediocre]

Boobs or leave.



Your choice.

 

[islandman]

Boobs or leave.



Your choice.

So much more polite than the standard "tits or gtfo".

 

[VaticanAssassin]

With this being your first post who has been welcoming and how?
Has Dolf been sending warm thoughts your way? Because we have warned her about that.....

 

[mediocre]

So much more polite than the standard "tits or gtfo".

I try. It's only her second day. She doesn't know better.

 

[killallhippies]

i just put hot sauce on my manwich. it totally worked.

 

[islandman]

i just put hot sauce on my manwich. it totally worked.

Your penis?

 

[killallhippies]

Your penis?

i'm not sending any more pics, dude. back off.

 

[Byron In Exile]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIlZqHJo5g4

 

[killallhippies]

starbuck totally should've been a lesbian.

also, racetrack.

and kat.

etc.

 

[Byron In Exile]

starbuck totally should've been a lesbian.

also, racetrack.

and kat.

etc.

& absolutely...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Well, yes I'm a newbie. Hi.
Today is my first day on the forums and second day on the site. I wanted to say thank you to everyone who has been so welcoming.

A little about myself, I'm 24 and live in the US. I was first attracted to this site for the stories, so much that I'm now working on my own. I'm a student majoring in Criminal Justice Technologies and haven't exactly decided what I'm looking for.

Oh, and... did I forget to say, "Welcome to the General Board?"

I certainly hope not, although you'll probably be punted to the Playground before Wednesday's breakfast.

 

[kbate]

Oh, and... did I forget to say, "Welcome to the General Board?"

I certainly hope not, although you'll probably be punted to the Playground before Wednesday's breakfast.

I think it is too late, the OP is xxxxx'd out.

You twats drove him/her/it off.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i was thinking this could have been the one.

 

[kbate]

i was thinking this could have been the one.

Almost a certainty, but now we'll never know. Fuck you Byron, Fuck you!

 

[girlsmiley]

One post?

Way to go Byron.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Almost a certainty, but now we'll never know. Fuck you Bryon, Fuck you!

you're gong to get him in a dither.

 

[killallhippies]

was it my wish for fictional lesbians? i hope not. that would make me sad.

 

[islandman]

I'd like the record to show that I was very nice.

 

[kbate]

I'd like the record to show that I was very nice.

You brought up Penis on page 1. I'd leave too if I came here and people started flashing and talking penis on my first day.

 

[islandman]

You brought up Penis on page 1. I'd leave too if I came here and people started flashing and talking penis on my first day.

*islandman penis*