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*islandman penis*
See? He brought up his own damned penis.

Not someone else's penis.

Whoo hoo! Scary shit on the GB!!!

We really need to trim these fools before they infect the rest of us with their mediocrity.

As your Moderator, I must say that the board is running fine, and I thank you all.
 
I don't want to run out of apple butter while apples are still hanging on some of the trees! Apple butter is for breaking out in mid winter and having autumn harvest all over again.
Ah. Okay.

We can't really do them, here. Almonds, pistachios, walnuts, oranges, peaches, nectarines, strawberries... and obviously grapes... but not apples.

Apples come from the State of Washington.
 
Ah. Okay.

We can't really do them, here. Almonds, pistachios, walnuts, oranges, peaches, nectarines, strawberries... and obviously grapes... but not apples.

Apples come from the State of Washington.

I have peach trees and nectarine trees - but they don't produce crap. The bugs eat everything.

I can grow apples, pears, cherries, berries, grapes, asparagus and more apples.

No idea what this has to do with witch burning, except the peach tree might be a good one to tie her to since I can't get a peach.
 
I have peach trees and nectarine trees - but they don't produce crap. The bugs eat everything.

I can grow apples, pears, cherries, berries, grapes, asparagus and more apples.

No idea what this has to do with witch burning, except the peach tree might be a good one to tie her to since I can't get a peach.
Tie the bitch to the peach tree.

We're all behind you.
 
Amazing...first post 5:49, two whole posts deleted by 6:35. Is that some kind of record? And I thought you guys were being really nice, actually.:rolleyes:
 
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