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[Anastasia1999]

How can you not like Lemon puffs, my favourite, I buy them in bulk if I see them in the shops.

I concur about the hobnobs, definitely the best. Do you have a preference, milk or dark chocolate?

Hiya sweet.

What’s for breakfast?

 

[Titsandclits]

Hiya sweet.

What’s for breakfast?

Well, today, I fancy a nice wet pussy, that’s crying out for a nice hard cock and served with a huge dollop of kissing that leaves the lips tingling.

Opps, I’m day dreaming, I really fancy a croissant with strawberry jam, cup of tea, some fruit on the side and a glass of orange juice. What would you like @Anastasia1999?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Well, today, I fancy a nice wet pussy, that’s crying out for a nice hard cock and served with a huge dollop of kissing that leaves the lips tingling.

Opps, I’m day dreaming, I really fancy a croissant with strawberry jam, cup of tea, some fruit on the side and a glass of orange juice. What would you like @Anastasia1999?

Ooooh that sounds perfect Mr T&C

 

[Titsandclits]

Ooooh that sounds perfect Mr T&C

Should we throw in some champagne for good measure?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Should we throw in some champagne for good measure?

yessss! You sure know how to spoil a grande duchess

 

[stickygirl]

Should we throw in some champagne for good measure?

Ouch! I'd caution you on champagne! Some friends tried using half a mouthful of champers for a BJ and the guy practically went through the ceiling... in a bad way. Super painful. Who knew ?!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Ouch! I'd caution you on champagne! Some friends tried using half a mouthful of champers for a BJ and the guy practically went through the ceiling... in a bad way. Super painful. Who knew ?!

Good lord sticky girl!

And here was I thinking @Titsandclits was just wanting to pamper his duchess

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

Newkie Brown....aka a bottle of dog!

My mum called it Gorilla juice lol

I love wagon wheels especially the ones with jam

They always remind me of submarines ... The long black ones in't sea. You knew the value of your presence when the Wagon Wheels came out

 

[CharlesBonus]

It’s Weetabix and a slice of toast with Gentleman’s Relish spread thinly for me at breakfast. Plus a coffee of course. Looks like another sunny day.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

My mum called it Gorilla juice lol

They always remind me of submarines ... The long black ones in't sea. You knew the value of your presence when the Wagon Wheels came out

Submarines? Have you been gulping Newkie Brown?

 

[Anastasia1999]

It’s Weetabix and a slice of toast with Gentleman’s Relish spread thinly for me at breakfast. Plus a coffee of course. Looks like another sunny day.

Curious what gentlemans relish is?

weetabix with cold milk only.

 

[Titsandclits]

Ouch! I'd caution you on champagne! Some friends tried using half a mouthful of champers for a BJ and the guy practically went through the ceiling... in a bad way. Super painful. Who knew ?!

Now there’s an idea and all I was thinking of doing was drinking it. I’ll give it a go and see what all the fuss is about

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Curious what gentlemans relish is?

weetabix with cold milk only.

I think it's anchovy based but Charles will hopefully give a better description.

 

[Titsandclits]

They always remind me of submarines ... The long black ones in't sea. You knew the value of your presence when the Wagon Wheels came out

Now I may be being a bit thick here but how do Wagon Wheels which are round remind you of submarines? Which just happen to be more cucumber shaped but black.

 

[Cherry_Brandy]

Now I may be being a bit thick here but how do Wagon Wheels which are round remind you of submarines? Which just happen to be more cucumber shaped but black.

In my previous life, on the rare occasion we had duties actually on submarines, it was a special occasion for all concerned. The strictly rationed boxes of Wagon Wheels were released .... We knew we were special when the Wagon Wheels came out

 

[English_guy_bkk]

In my previous life, on the rare occasion we had duties actually on submarines, it was a special occasion for all concerned. The strictly rationed boxes of Wagon Wheels were released .... We knew we were special when the Wagon Wheels came out

Aye aye skipper....it makes sense now.

 

[Titsandclits]

In my previous life, on the rare occasion we had duties actually on submarines, it was a special occasion for all concerned. The strictly rationed boxes of Wagon Wheels were released .... We knew we were special when the Wagon Wheels came out

Hence the association between Wagon Wheels and submarines.

Wow, so you were a submariner, what was it like craned together in that metal tube.

 

[frappingwilly]

I love wagon wheels especially the ones with jam

Now ya talking. Do they still make em ?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Now ya talking. Do they still make em ?

I'm unsure, I remember they were individually packed, possibly contact the wagon wheel website or do a tweet

 

[Titsandclits]

Now ya talking. Do they still make em ?

Oh yes, most definitely, with or without jam.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Oh yes, most definitely, with or without jam.

Assorted jam or just strawberry?

 

[Anastasia1999]

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The fruit club biscuit in a foil and outer paper wrapper.
Eat the chocolate edges then show your friend .
Then devour the biscuit interior.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

If you wannnt a lot of chocolate on you biscuit join our the club.

 

[Titsandclits]

Assorted jam or just strawberry?

Red jam, which could be strawberry or raspberry