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[Titsandclits]

Sitting here thinking if I could come up with a Lit story involving Liz Truss. I've a good imagination but that might be a leap too far. Anyone got any ideas for one

The idea is that you want to attract readers, don't go there

 

[Btq97]

Sitting here thinking if I could come up with a Lit story involving Liz Truss. I've a good imagination but that might be a leap too far. Anyone got any ideas for one

I can think of many stories involving the cabinet however far far far too dark. Fred west meets Freddie kruger in frtizel basement with a hint of deal or no Deal

 

[Biggalute]

The idea is that you want to attract readers, don't go there

can't help myself, something stupid about her confusing economics and erotics

 

[stickygirl]

Sitting here thinking if I could come up with a Lit story involving Liz Truss. I've a good imagination but that might be a leap too far. Anyone got any ideas for one

I'm not sure scat has a broad appeal...

 

[Biggalute]

I can think of many stories involving the cabinet however far far far too dark. Fred west meets Freddie kruger in frtizel basement with a hint of deal or no Deal

Or maybe a threesome with Therese Coffee, Suella and Jeremy Hunt. Even the thought of it turns my stomach, lol

 

[Btq97]

Or maybe a threesome with Therese Coffee, Suella and Jeremy Hunt. Even the thought of it turns my stomach, lol

Them two spit roasting him with super large spiked strapons.

 

[butters]

Proper fat chips. Go on with your bad self. Feel a trip to the chippy for tea is in order double chips with large gravy.

the hubs and m-i-l prefer it with crackers or rice. rarely get to eat proper fat chips anymore, and no chippies where i live And no gravy on my chips, ta... s&v or mayo

Oh, posh to Dagenham, that must have been a culture shock

oh, not really... originally from Romford, then spent a little while in Forest Gate before Daggers. But even in Romford the way me and my family spoke was considered posh (even though we were poor as those proverbial church meeses) and i had to tone it right the fuck down when i started secondary school, a comp. The only swear word i knew before the age of 11 was 'bloody'! Blame a catholic church infants and junior school.

Fuck as in book or Fuck as in hook

nah, mate, fuck as in duck but with a hard K on the end. I enunciated... and projected, lmao.

 

[butters]

Them two spit roasting him with super large spiked strapons.

dang, now i need mind bleach. ffs!

 

[Btq97]

dang, now i need mind bleach. ffs!

You just get edited highlights I have to live in it

 

[Btq97]

It's been nearly 24 hours now without a u turn.
So is hunt in charge now.
Pm change by stealth

 

[deft]

Rishi will be back soon.

 

[Btq97]

Rishi will be back soon.

The boris fans would not stand for that.

 

[Btq97]

fell down this hole in the youtubes

you will have to of an age to remember this being shown on the TV back when there there 2 1/2 channels bbc2 being a lot of test card.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Sorry wrong thread

 

[English_guy_bkk]

fell down this hole in the youtubes

you will have to of an age to remember this being shown on the TV back when there there 2 1/2 channels bbc2 being a lot of test card.

I do remember having to walk to the tv to physically change the channel.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I do remember having to walk to the tv to physically change the channel.

And the three (3) bar electric fire with orange flame effect.

 

[Btq97]

And the three (3) bar electric fire with orange flame effect.

Three bars..... everyone Luxury

 

[deft]

No bars at all these days!

 

[oggbashan]

And the three (3) bar electric fire with orange flame effect.

And the circular black paraffin heater that made interesting patterns of light on the ceiling.

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFg3Njg=/z/OisAAOSwVRJhPhJr/$_20.JPG

 

[deft]

Isn’t that this guy?View attachment 2183215

 

[KinoKe]

Many years ago, my great grandfather (who was a politician) told me that the reason MPs were all old was because there was not a lot of point in letting someone become an MP until they had had a chance to learn a thing or two about a thing or two. These days, would-be politicians do some sort of fluffy politics degree, spend a couple of years carrying a minister's spare pen, and then put themselves forward as a candidate to fuck up the country.

 

[Btq97]

Many years ago, my great grandfather (who was a politician) told me that the reason MPs were all old was because there was not a lot of point in letting someone become an MP until they had had a chance to learn a thing or two about a thing or two. These days, would-be politicians do some sort of fluffy politics degree, spend a couple of years carrying a minister's spare pen, and then put themselves forward as a candidate to fuck up the country.

Italy has a more stable government than we do. Ok so it's an extreme right wing bunch of oh bugger.
The mother of parliaments. The founders of the biggest empire the world has known. The home of the industrial revolution. Birth place of some of the greatest minds the planet has known. And now a small sinking festering sore of the coast of Europe.
Who will rid us of these turbulent jesters? How long before the label perfidious albion no longer applies. Still would have so so so much worse under corbin/starmer if the opposition would just stop talking the country down.
Warning may contain sarcasm

 

[KinoKe]

I used to know a chap whose default name for our small island nation was Perfidious Albion. One day, I asked him if he even knew what 'perfidious' meant.

'Of course. It's Latin,' he said. 'It means perfect. Perfidious Albion. Perfect Albion. Perfect Britain.'

'You might want to check a dictionary,' I told him.

 

[oggbashan]

Liz Truss has resigned. Now for yet another Tory leadership contest - bring back Boris perhaps?

 

[deft]

He’s on holiday, isn’t he?