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butters said:
erm... no?

there's more inflection on 'fuck' to equalise things... so, fuck and off being evenly stressed, with 'off' often sounding like awf or orff

i used to speak it before living in Dagenham 😁
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Oh, posh to Dagenham, that must have been a culture shock 😉
 
An thoughts on the snake that is currently head of our government at the moment? And technically the King really is but I don’t mean him.
 
Titsandclits said:
An thoughts on the snake that is currently head of our government at the moment? And technically the King really is but I don’t mean him.
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Plenty, but I'm trying to avoid panic attacks.

We live in a surrealist dystopian nightmare as a result of the time line fracturing. We've got the shitty option, but some other timeline has insulated homes, free transport and functioning health care... like Norway.
 
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stickygirl said:
Plenty, but I'm trying to avoid panic attacks.

We live in a surrealist dystopian nightmare as a result of the time line fracturing. We've got the shitty option, but some other timeline has insulated homes, free transport and functioning health care... like Norway.
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It's getting worse every week, too... even though it doesn't seem possible. 'Kin 'ell.
 
Titsandclits said:
An thoughts on the snake that is currently head of our government at the moment? And technically the King really is but I don’t mean him.
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What a total and utter fiasco.
Not even Charlie Brooker at his darkest and most absurd would have written what has happened.

2 more years till we have to have an election
The gov wont call an early one as electoral oblivion awaits
So Boris got to elevate as many of his cronies as he fancied to the house of lords.
He picked 8 sitting mp's
You can not be an MP and a member of the of House of lords so there will have to be 8 by elections.
As soon as you accept the honour (why does chrome this is spelt wrong) you become a member of the house of lords.
Therefore unless the 8 have turned it down they are already members of the house of lords and therefore cant be an MP.
An MP can not defer the honour - a non MP can.
But they seem to be keeping quiet about when the elections will - technically they should be a soon as possible as the places they represent will not have an MP.

So we have this shower for 2 more years - will the country survive? will the union survive
But even when we get a different gov the damage will have been done
the right wing press will start the blaming the new gov for all the woes due to the actions of this bunch of chancers
its going to take fucking decades of hard work and decent strong stable government and economic growth to repair the country after mess the current lot have made.

well that was cheery
hmm i wonder if the ladies would cheers us all up posting voice recordings of their best swearing.
 
butters said:
erm... no?

there's more inflection on 'fuck' to equalise things... so, fuck and off being evenly stressed, with 'off' often sounding like awf or orff

i used to speak it before living in Dagenham 😁
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Fuck as in book or Fuck as in hook
 
Btq97 said:
What a total and utter fiasco.
Not even Charlie Brooker at his darkest and most absurd would have written what has happened.

2 more years till we have to have an election
The gov wont call an early one as electoral oblivion awaits
So Boris got to elevate as many of his cronies as he fancied to the house of lords.
He picked 8 sitting mp's
You can not be an MP and a member of the of House of lords so there will have to be 8 by elections.
As soon as you accept the honour (why does chrome this is spelt wrong) you become a member of the house of lords.
Therefore unless the 8 have turned it down they are already members of the house of lords and therefore cant be an MP.
An MP can not defer the honour - a non MP can.
But they seem to be keeping quiet about when the elections will - technically they should be a soon as possible as the places they represent will not have an MP.

So we have this shower for 2 more years - will the country survive? will the union survive
But even when we get a different gov the damage will have been done
the right wing press will start the blaming the new gov for all the woes due to the actions of this bunch of chancers
its going to take fucking decades of hard work and decent strong stable government and economic growth to repair the country after mess the current lot have made.

well that was cheery
hmm i wonder if the ladies would cheers us all up posting voice recordings of their best swearing.
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Can I summarise your wonderful overview of our current political situation by saying, what a cluster fuck.
 
Anybody hear Margolyes on "Today" this morning? Excellent.
 
Did you ever see Margolyes on Graham Norton talking about being confronted by a flasher and then giving him a hand job. Quite mad and very hilarious
 
Sitting here thinking if I could come up with a Lit story involving Liz Truss. I've a good imagination but that might be a leap too far. Anyone got any ideas for one
 
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