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[Luna_Wolf72]

Oh, you mean I was supposed to read it? I've just been using it as an emergency toilet paper supply!

(I often think the whole slashy business was started by people with school teacher fantasies, so they would have a good excuse to be punished by the "school teacher"! )

Emergency toilet paper!!! LMAO!

I don't know where all these freaking rules and guidelines came from but since i pop into chat rooms (whenever i can not get a lit fix) it has become habit. Geez, are You telling me all the things i have learned are WRONG??

~shakes head in disgust ~

how the hell am i ever gonna learn if everyone changes the rules???

PET

 

[His Flower]

I never promised! I merely mentioned that I make tiramisu... (and bragged that I can spell it. As a Real Dom (tm), I'm allowed to brag!)

LOL Well fine, I put the promised in.....you've stirred my interest.....

His Flower

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Serious post alert!!


Hey folks, thanks for playing along in my thread. I am a little disappointed, however, to see this turning into a flirting thread. A little more sarcasm and parody, please, and a lot less fluff? Thanks, folks, I know you'll do the right thing.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Serious post alert!!


Hey folks, thanks for playing along in my thread. I am a little disappointed, however, to see this turning into a flirting thread. A little more sarcasm and parody, please, and a lot less fluff? Thanks, folks, I know you'll do the right thing.

It is Your fault Your Stiffiness, I have to sleep and work and beat My subbies sometime.

I say it is time to kick ass.

grab a bullwhip and let's use it! And NO SAFEWORDS!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Absolutely no safewords!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Absolutely no safewords!!

A real Dom draws blood and then tells the sub that he/she is at fault for moving!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

A real Dom draws blood and then tells the sub that he/she is at fault for moving!

A TRUE Dom draws blood, and then beats the sub for bleeding!

 

[kayte]

A TRUE Dom draws blood, and then beats the sub for bleeding!

Eeek!

Dropping the bags of gummi bears, dashing off.................

 

[catalina_francisco]

A TRUE Dom draws blood, and then beats the sub for bleeding!

Oh yes!!!...please, please, please most Dominant one

 

[FungiUg]

how the hell am i ever gonna learn if everyone changes the rules?

Rules? Rules?!! We don't need no steenkin' rules! We are Real Doms (tm)! You will follow exactly what we have in mind (without us having to tell you any of the details), or we will beat you!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Rules? Rules?!! We don't need no steenkin' rules! We are Real Doms (tm)! You will follow exactly what we have in mind (without us having to tell you any of the details), or we will beat you!

let's beat 'em anyway. I need target practice.

 

[Ebonyfire]

A TRUE Dom draws blood, and then beats the sub for bleeding!

Damn you're good, Master Pole Vault Cock!

 

[FungiUg]

let's beat 'em anyway. I need target practice.

Hands Eb the carpet beater.

Now this time, I want to see a six, right out of the stadium!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Hands Eb the carpet beater.

Now this time, I want to see a six, right out of the stadium!

OOhh, I need one of those!
grabbing the carpet beater and looks around looking for a likely ass...

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Rules? Rules?!! We don't need no steenkin' rules! We are Real Doms (tm)! You will follow exactly what we have in mind (without us having to tell you any of the details), or we will beat you!

oh and this is a threat because??? (SMIRK)

turns around and braces herself for impact

fire away.......

 

[FungiUg]

turns around and braces herself for impact

Just perfect for a dart board!

 

[FungiUg]

OOhh, I need one of those!
grabbing the carpet beater and looks around looking for a likely ass...

Points at Pet's butt.

Dammit Eb, where are the subbie boys in here? How are we supposed to get action shots of you if there are no boys for you to use and abuse?

 

[Ebonyfire]

oh and this is a threat because??? (SMIRK)

turns around and braces herself for impact

fire away.......

Uh, did I fail to mention that this beater is the one with the embedded thumbtacks?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Not to brag but...

I am a Masochist....beat me, whip me...bleed me dammit...but do not act like my butt is not good enough to be abused...(and yes oh Mistress of the Far reaching Night Sky...that goes for You too!!!!)

as for You oh Sir of the Kung fu Grip...practice up...it is gonna be a
long night!!!!!

 

[Caitlynne]

^ What she said!!!!!

 

[FungiUg]

^ What she said!!!!!

Oh, you planning to keep me up all night too?

Well, I can take it! After all, I'm a Real Dom (tm)!

 

[catalina_francisco]

Ok I saw something about a contest between Fungi and Johnny who do I have to kill.

After destroying my marriage and finding my sub naked infront of the monitor playing with herself while looking at both of your avatars.

F.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Ok I saw something about a contest between Fungi and Johnny who do I have to kill.

After destroying my marriage and finding my sub naked infront of the monitor playing with herself while looking at both of your avatars.

F.

Kill both. Can I watch?

Did I go there? Oh yes I did!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Points at Pet's butt.

Dammit Eb, where are the subbie boys in here? How are we supposed to get action shots of you if there are no boys for you to use and abuse?

Oh they are around, they are just shy!

Besides I scare the bejesus out of most of them!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Real Dom/mes

are mentally ill and have personality disorders. So subbies if your Dom/me is not a nutcase, he or she cannot be authentic.

before they beat you to unconsciousness, find out their shrinks name and phone number.

And see their discharge papers.


Wanna see mine?