New sub Haven

[FungiUg]

You gonna stuff me w/ gummi bears till I can't talk?

No, far more vicious!

 

[niteshade]

*Shivers with anticipation*

Really? You promise?

 

[FungiUg]

*Shivers with anticipation*

Really? You promise?

Uhuh! I'll make you cum to death!

 

[niteshade]

*Faints at the idea of so much pleasure*

Or, maybe it was all those gummi bears?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Listen up, fake wannabe Dom/mes and pathetic little slutsubs. The Master is back, and you have all been very fucking bad. Hold still while I do a few shots of whiskey, beat your ass too roughly, then call your husbands and bosses and tell them how well you take a cock.

 

[niteshade]

Listen up, fake wannabe Dom/mes and pathetic little slutsubs. The Master is back, and you have all been very fucking bad. Hold still while I do a few shots of whiskey, beat your ass too roughly, then call your husbands and bosses and tell them how well you take a cock.

* takes one look at the wiskey, bursts into Irish drinking songs, then runs for the corner, clutching her gummi bears.

 

[FungiUg]

Listen up, fake wannabe Dom/mes and pathetic little slutsubs. The Master is back, and you have all been very fucking bad. Hold still while I do a few shots of whiskey, beat your ass too roughly, then call your husbands and bosses and tell them how well you take a cock.

Damn! How did you know I had a husband?

 

[FungiUg]

* takes one look at the wiskey, bursts into Irish drinking songs, then runs for the corner, clutching her gummi bears.

Geez, I hope he's not drinking Scotch, 'cause then your arse is toast!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Damn! How did you know I had a husband?

By the fact that the cock in your mouth has a ring on it.

 

[niteshade]

*grins*
You think?

 

[niteshade]

By the fact that the cock in your mouth has a ring on it.

LMAO

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

* takes one look at the wiskey, bursts into Irish drinking songs, then runs for the corner, clutching her gummi bears.

*Grabs niteshade, crams the gummi bears up her ass, and the whiskey bottle up her cunt*


Feel better yet, or should I get rough?

 

[FungiUg]

*Grabs niteshade, crams the gummi bears up her ass, and the whiskey bottle up her cunt*


Feel better yet, or should I get rough?

7.5 8.0 3.0 8.0 9.0

(You gotta hate those Russian Judges)

 

[niteshade]

*scurries back to her corner, determined to be a good little sub from now on*

though, she does wonder... what would rough be?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

7.5 8.0 3.0 8.0 9.0

(You gotta hate those Russian Judges)

Quiet, worthless wannabe...

 

[FungiUg]

Quiet, worthless wannabe...

I am not a wannabe! I changed my name to SirMasterDomFungiUg to prove it! How can I be a wannabe with a name like that?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

*scurries back to her corner, determined to be a good little sub from now on*

though, she does wonder... what would rough be?

Better attitude...after all, I am an online Master who you have never met, therefore I deserve your respect(and your cash).

Rougher is painting a target on your ass and playing darts.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I am not a wannabe! I changed my name to SirMasterDomFungiUg to prove it! How can I be a wannabe with a name like that?

You should have added something about kung-fu

 

[MissTaken]

Good morning, MasterJohnnyw/bigdick!

I am bowing down to you, humbly and waiting for permission to touch myself, pay my bills and here is the credit card info you needed to purchase the plane ticket to go visit niteshade.

Oh, dear MasterSirMilord, I do hope I please you.


*filing nails as I cut and paste teh same shit sent to another dudelyDom!*

 

[kayte]

Well, you started it with "do a little dance"...
(make a little love, get down tonight, get down tonight...)

Oh my!!! A DiscoDom with the Golden Glow of the Great Staff!!!

 

[FungiUg]

Good morning, MasterJohnnyw/bigdick!

I am bowing down to you, humbly and waiting for permission to touch myself, pay my bills and here is the credit card info you needed to purchase the plane ticket to go visit niteshade.

Oh, dear MasterSirMilord, I do hope I please you.


*filing nails as I cut and paste teh same shit sent to another dudelyDom!*

Hey, didn't you just say that to me?

 

[His Flower]

And if you are a real sub, you would kneel before the computer screen while you read it!

WHY OF COURSE ! Why would you be thinking I'm doing anything else other than that......worshipping the great Dominant male behind a computer screen....<giggles>

ONLY His Flower

 

[His Flower]

Not impressed! I make a mean tiramisu... and I can spell it! Looks all impressed with himself.

NOW you have my attention, I love tiramisu....can I have some? oh pleaseeee?

His Flower

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

*scurrying in carrying a bag full of tootsie roll pops and gummi worms*

So sorry i am late...oh Domli Persons. I have had to work extra hard this week trying to make up the payment for this weeks installment for Sir Golden Glow's dream home.

*Crawls around beseechingly offering Tootsie pops and gummi worms to all present*

Can One of You nice Domly types tell me what I have missed, besides the Gummi shower...and SirFungiUg singing as he made someone cum to death???

Thank You

 

[FungiUg]

NOW you have my attention, I love tiramisu....can I have some? oh pleaseeee?

His Flower

I only make it for special occasions. It's fiddly, expensive, and very very fattening. I do have an offer to be a live-in chef from the last time I made it though (which was for my birthday.)