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[MissTaken]

Now, you pathetic little crawling submissive... what will you do for a gummi bear?

Read my checklist, Master Omnipotent.

And don't vary your course from one single iota of my "Yes" answers. Don't introduce a new idea or try to change my mind about things I have no experience or understanding of.

I will do anything as long as it doesn't involve pain.



And would it be fair to say some of our Dom/mes have heard similar responses on line or even real time?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Read my checklist, Master Omnipotent.

And don't vary your course from one single iota of my "Yes" answers. Don't introduce a new idea or try to change my mind about things I have no experience or understanding of.

I will do anything as long as it doesn't involve pain.



And would it be fair to say some of our Dom/mes have heard similar responses on line or even real time?

Moving behind Miss Thing with the duct tape...uh yeah...

 

[MissTaken]

Moving behind Miss Thing with the duct tape...uh yeah...

Oh, Mistress EB.

Well, if you are especially nice, I just might get your tea for you!

But you must be nice.!


*wiggles butt*

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh, Mistress EB.

Well, if you are especially nice, I just might get your tea for you!

But you must be nice.!


*wiggles butt*

I am busy doing the bidding of the Monstrous Salami! And you are the slut of the minute! You are not allergic to duct tape are you?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh, Mistress EB.

Well, if you are especially nice, I just might get your tea for you!

But you must be nice.!


*wiggles butt*

I am busy doing the bidding of the Monstrous Salami! And you are the slut of the minute! You are not allergic to duct tape are you?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Hmmmmm....this thread has taken on a life of its own, hasn't it?


Ebonyfire, MissTaken...bow down before my mighty fake cock pic, and tremble with despair! Then, go sit in the corner while I watch ESPN.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

crawling in

*eyes averted from all the Domliness in this thread*

This one would like to know just whom is responsible for the changing of my bubble which has been revived and placed upon me as of yesterday afternoon ? I spent all this time getting it to burst so that my horizons could be expanded one mm at a time and then One of You put it back. This one would like to know why.

dammit why am i the only subbie with a bubble of knowledge which burst only to have a new one put upon me. I want to be stupid and degraded like a good on-line subbie should be...please some One fix this mix up

 

[FungiUg]

Hmmmmm....this thread has taken on a life of its own, hasn't it?

Yeah... we all have bizarre senses of humour. Some might even say "perverted".

Ebonyfire, MissTaken...bow down before my mighty fake cock pic, and tremble with despair! Then, go sit in the corner while I watch ESPN.

Not fair! Johnnie's fake penis pic is bigger than my fake penis pic!

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmmmm....this thread has taken on a life of its own, hasn't it?


Ebonyfire, MissTaken...bow down before my mighty fake cock pic, and tremble with despair! Then, go sit in the corner while I watch ESPN.

Hehehehe

*points at the cock pics*

You think that is a COCK pic? Well, I will show you my cock and you will....


Oops.

I am a fem sub, really.

At least that is what my profile says!

 

[niteshade]

Read my checklist, Master Omnipotent.

And don't vary your course from one single iota of my "Yes" answers. Don't introduce a new idea or try to change my mind about things I have no experience or understanding of.

I will do anything as long as it doesn't involve pain.



And would it be fair to say some of our Dom/mes have heard similar responses on line or even real time?

This humble, unworthy slut hangs her head in shame, as she did say almost exactly that to her Dom. The bliss of ignorance.

 

[niteshade]

Oh, stupid slut-sub that you are...when shall you leave your boyfriend for me? Your 'bubble' is gossamer thin, and shall be burst with my first thrust...make sure you send that 'slut' Ebonyfire your card's expiration date and Social Security Number.

And you can hae all the gummi bears you want... I will set one at the base of my cock. You can have one every time you take me into your mouth to the base.

umph mmmhh aaamp
< Niteshade mumbles around the great girth of The Staff of Domliness, wondering how she will ever get to the gummi bear>

 

[niteshade]

OMG... just had the funniest thought... has anyone seen that movie "Almost Famous" where the guy is on the roof screaming "I am a Golden God!" to the onlookers? Doesn't that just fit his goldeness?

 

[His Flower]

Hmmm...I noticed not alot of subs on this thread. Maybe it would burst the bubble of their fantasy to read about the dark side of idiot online "Masters"?

They can be reading it and just not responding...nevertheless, the information is out there...lets just hope they read it.

His Flower

 

[His Flower]

What, you never left your SO for someone who could type pretty at you for a few weeks? Never been told to kneel in front of your computer and worship an IM window? Poor you, you have never experienced the joys of true BDSM!

LOL

 

[Ebonyfire]

LOL

And if you are a real sub, you would kneel before the computer screen while you read it!

 

[Ebonyfire]

OMG... just had the funniest thought... has anyone seen that movie "Almost Famous" where the guy is on the roof screaming "I am a Golden God!" to the onlookers? Doesn't that just fit his goldeness?

Only if he has a golden Staff of Dominance!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Only if he has a golden Staff of Dominance!

*Waves the mighty Golden Staff of Dominance*

All of you, on your knees!

 

[Ebonyfire]

*Waves the mighty Golden Staff of Dominance*

All of you, on your knees!

Not Me, I have that disease called "my knees do not bend for free" -itis!

But may I touch your Mighty Staff of dominance?

 

[FungiUg]

I have decided that because I am such a Domly Dom, I must change my name to SirMasterDomFungiUg. That will show all that I am indeed a "Real Dom" (tm).

 

[Ebonyfire]

I have decided that because I am such a Domly Dom, I must change my name to SirMasterDomFungiUg. That will show all that I am indeed a "Real Dom" (tm).

Do you have a Domly Staff?

 

[FungiUg]

Do you have a Domly Staff?

Yep, two secretaries, a personal aide, and an a janitor.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yep, two secretaries, a personal aide, and an a janitor.

Very funny! LOL you know what staff I am talking about.

 

[FungiUg]

Very funny! LOL you know what staff I am talking about.

I have a squash racquet. Does that count?

 

[Ebonyfire]

I have a squash racquet. Does that count?

If you are not a REAL Dom, you will have to worship his Big stiffness' Staff of Dominance!

 

[kayte]

Very funny! LOL you know what staff I am talking about.

Reminds me of the Eleventh commandment Moses, and Jesus are working on. They had been seeing all that had been going on earth decided another one was needed.

It had to be written in the same manner as the first ten.

Here is their current draft.

Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.

Scurrying off tossing gummi bears as I do.