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Ebonyfire said:
If you are not a REAL Dom, you will have to worship his Big stiffness' Staff of Dominance!

Oh phooey.

Packs up his two secretaries, personal aide and janitor, and goes home.
 
kayte said:

Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.

Scurrying off tossing gummi bears as I do. :)

ROTFLMAO

Catching gummi bears as Kayte runs off laughing!!!
 
Ebonyfire said:
You are supposed to fight harder!!!

Oh, you wanna fight? Why didn't you say so!!!

Wet bus tickets at ten paces?

(Geez, am I a "Real Dom" (tm) or what? Sooo impressed with my own Domliness!)
 
FungiUg said:
Oh, you wanna fight? Why didn't you say so!!!

Wet bus tickets at ten paces?

(Geez, am I a "Real Dom" (tm) or what? Sooo impressed with my own Domliness!)


You are behind in Your abuse of subs. The beatings need to begin!
 
Ebonyfire said:
You are behind in Your abuse of subs. The beatings need to begin!

My goodness, you're right! I'm slipping... can only blame it on my bad back, weak knees and droopy ears.

Can I beat some eggs instead? Whip some cream?

(Yes, today only we offer the Kitchen Dom! Yours for only $2.95! But wait, there's more...)
 
psst......over here.... his domliness may have gummi bears but I made some tierramasu
 
FungiUg said:


(Geez, am I a "Real Dom" (tm) or what? Sooo impressed with my own Domliness!)

Cait bows in reverence before the Domly of Domliness... The light from his countenance is blinding.

Wanna Gummy Bear?
 
Brekke said:
psst......over here.... his domliness may have gummi bears but I made some tierramasu

Not impressed! I make a mean tiramisu... and I can spell it! Looks all impressed with himself.
 
Caitlynne said:
Cait bows in reverence before the Domly of Domliness... The light from his countenance is blinding.

Wanna Gummy Bear?

What is this? The reverse of "hey little girl, wanna sweetie?"

Anyway, I'm sure that Kayte stole those gummi bears from me anyway. But I still have a box full. See?

Er... Um... bugger, she stole the whole box! Waaah!
 
FungiUg said:
Not impressed! I make a mean tiramisu... and I can spell it! Looks all impressed with himself.

of course i cant spell, what real sub can?
 
Brekke said:
of course i cant spell, what real sub can?

Exactly! Just another way that submissives are infrerior to us prerfect Domlimants!
 
FungiUg said:
Exactly! Just another way that submissives are infrerior to us prerfect Domlimants!

Pardon me Eb....passing you another bag of gummi bears


Fungi.......... ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!
 
niteshade said:
OHHHHH! A nice dom... making love in the gummi bears!

Well, you started it with "do a little dance"...
(make a little love, get down tonight, get down tonight...)
 
Oh, my, and you sing too? Turns from the Golden Glow of the Great Staff, and melts before FungiUg.
 
Damn! My secrets out!

How am I supposed to pretend to be a Real Dom (tm) if everyone knows I sing?

Hmmm... I'll just have to kill everyone who knows so that way I'm safe.
 
FungiUg said:
Damn! My secrets out!

How am I supposed to pretend to be a Real Dom (tm) if everyone knows I sing?

Hmmm... I'll just have to kill everyone who knows so that way I'm safe.

You gonna stuff me w/ gummi bears till I can't talk?
 
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