New sub Haven

Something new has come up. A true Master is never sick, never tired, and never needs a hug. He is a superhero in a leather harness.



Even when he is deathly ill like I am! :(
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Something new has come up. A true Master is never sick, never tired, and never needs a hug. He is a superhero in a leather harness.



Even when he is deathly ill like I am! :(

Oh no,

I am inconsolable. What can I do to make Your Thickitude feel better?

May I commit some mayhem in Your honor?
 
Ebonyfire said:
Oh no,

I am inconsolable. What can I do to make Your Thickitude feel better?

May I commit some mayhem in Your honor?

Knock yourself out! Give 'em hell! Knock THEM out!


I'm gonna go poop again...
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Knock yourself out! Give 'em hell! Knock THEM out!


I'm gonna go poop again...

I'll take that as a mandate. Where are the "true" subbies with their bowls of virtual soup?
 
Ebonyfire said:
Kill both. Can I watch?

Did I go there? Oh yes I did!

After reading through all of the post I have realized that there are real powerful magnificient Masters here.

I have to of course accept whatever they want to do with my slave, it is only natural that she bowes down to such a magnificient online master.

Francisco.
 
catalina_francisco said:
After reading through all of the post I have realized that there are real powerful magnificient Masters here.

I have to of course accept whatever they want to do with my slave, it is only natural that she bowes down to such a magnificient online master.

Francisco.

That is right! After all, real life is fake and online is the real thing!

All that is needed is a whip and an attitude!

and lots of black leather
 
Re: Real Dom/mes

Ebonyfire said:
are mentally ill and have personality disorders. So subbies if your Dom/me is not a nutcase, he or she cannot be authentic.

I do sooo NOT have a personality disorder!

(Yes you do.)

No, I don't!

(Yes, you do!)

Alright then smart-arse, what is it?

(Multiple personality disorder!)

I don't believe you!

(It's true!)

Alright, let's vote on it then. All those in favour of me having a multiple personality disorder?

(Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye)

Damn. Outvoted.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I'll take that as a mandate. Where are the "true" subbies with their bowls of virtual soup?

Bowls? Or bowels? *snicker*

Wishes Johnnie all the best... not at all nice being sick.
 
Re: Real Dom/mes

Ebonyfire said:
are mentally ill and have personality disorders. So subbies if your Dom/me is not a nutcase, he or she cannot be authentic.

before they beat you to unconsciousness, find out their shrinks name and phone number.

And see their discharge papers.


Wanna see mine?

Yes, Mistress of the Far reaching Night Sky....i would love to see Your Papers...(as well as Sir King Fu Grips and Master of the Monstrous Cock) Could You please have them forwarded to this one, as she needs to know her money is being put to it's proper use???

*bowing and walking away*
 
Ebonyfire said:
I'll take that as a mandate. Where are the "true" subbies with their bowls of virtual soup?

I have lied to you all...I am actually a MAN...Not nearly as submissive as You think...with blonde hair and blue eyes. The picture to the side is actually my second cousin on my mom's side.

Does this mean i no longer qualify as a *true* subbie????
 
Aarg

Whats a girl to do - Blond, new and now not only do I have to call someone who lives 1000+ miles from home (who I've never met or will never meet) the horrible M word plus I have to go to divorce court, live out of my car, leave the kids (oops don't have any biological kids), plus eat spam and bleed - AARG to much for me..... Oh was I suposed to sign the bank accounts over before or after divorce court?? And this is all supposed to happen without the nice gentlemen with white coats and the straight jackets comming to take me away to that very nice place with padded walls. I am a little confused about only 3 days of training (being blond and new subbie I learn slowly) and being Slave #7 just doesn't sit well with me - Too competitive. If I could be Slave #6 I might consider slithering on my belly all 1000+ miles to get a passing glance at your feet. If that wouldn't be to much to ask.


Totally Awesome Post!!:confused:
 
Re: Re: Real Dom/mes

FungiUg said:
I do sooo NOT have a personality disorder!

(Yes you do.)

No, I don't!

(Yes, you do!)

Alright then smart-arse, what is it?

(Multiple personality disorder!)

I don't believe you!

(It's true!)

Alright, let's vote on it then. All those in favour of me having a multiple personality disorder?

(Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye)

Damn. Outvoted.


ROTFLMAO!
 
Re: Re: Real Dom/mes

apet4you said:
Yes, Mistress of the Far reaching Night Sky....i would love to see Your Papers...(as well as Sir King Fu Grips and Master of the Monstrous Cock) Could You please have them forwarded to this one, as she needs to know her money is being put to it's proper use???

*bowing and walking away*

Well, uh, they are in the mail!
 
Posture training, Mayberry-style.


*walks in, verrrrrrrrrry carefully, large bowl of cookies balanced on her head*


COOKIES ANYONE??
 
Cait runs in to save the cookies from falling and to save Anelize certain punishment. Why she might have to kneel in front of her monitor for days on end, waiting for .........

What is she waiting for again?

Oh yeah, her Domely Dom to grant her the pleasure of his cyber company....... Well, at least in one of the 14 windows he has open....... ;)

A REAL Dom's work is never done. So many windows, so little time.. thank goodness for copy and paste.
 
Caitlynne said:
Cait runs in to save the cookies from falling and to save Anelize certain punishment. Why she might have to kneel in front of her monitor for days on end, waiting for .........

What is she waiting for again?

Oh yeah, her Domely Dom to grant her the pleasure of his cyber company....... Well, at least in one of the 14 windows he has open....... ;)

A REAL Dom's work is never done. So many windows, so little time.. thank goodness for copy and paste.

If he is a TRUE Dom, he has two 21" monitors just for the puposes of running his bitches (opps, I have watched Super Fly recently )
 
Domly

Domly is as Domly does, no one can be this 24/7, even Dom/mes need a break from it every now and then, speaking from an ill doms point of view
 
Hey, we're here to perpetuate the myths and stereotypes! Don't spoil it with reality.
 
I'd like a cookie! :eek:

Superfly? C'mon, you know the real doms are watching The Mack. :devil:
 
*crawls forward on her knees, balancing a plate of choc. chip cookies on her head...*

I hope these are acceptable to your combined Domlinesses?
 
niteshade said:
*crawls forward on her knees, balancing a plate of choc. chip cookies on her head...*

I hope these are acceptable to your combined Domlinesses?

No, they aren't. Now go have sex with the dog, buy me some beer, and suck off the convenience store clerk. I'll be on the phone with my girlfriend.
 
Mr Blonde said:
I'd like a cookie! :eek:

Superfly? C'mon, you know the real doms are watching The Mack. :devil:

Only if they are pimpin' too!

Speaking of pimpin'? Why aren't all you lazy bitches out on the street? Sheesh!

I turn My back for a few hours, and you get to thinking you are real people!
 
**Brief interuption**

Ya know, suddenly this thread title has new meaning each time I see it on the list. Always catching my attention. :)

Sub...

New Haven.

The upcoming Get Together.


**carry on** ;)
 
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