New Style Sex Organs

[Eros Son Of Chaos]

Ok, lets see who would have the best imagination.

If you could reinvent the penis and vagina, what features would you change.
What would you add to it to make it more pleasurable?
Would they be bigger or smaller, more bodily fluids present?

Be creative, and use your imagination.

 

[Eros Son Of Chaos]

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ok everybody, don't jump at once

 

[pipercatt]

It's only been 5 minutes.

I am sure that everyone is thinking really hard about this one.

 

[Eros Son Of Chaos]

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hehe....i was just kidding.

 

[Bindii]

We are still thinking......but I was wondering if there was a way to design the penis so it could do dishes?

 

[pipercatt]

We are still thinking......but I was wondering if there was a way to design the penis so it could do dishes?

And...there goes Diet Pepsi all over the monitor.

Thanks, Bindii!

 

[Bindii]

And...there goes Diet Pepsi all over the monitor.

Thanks, Bindii!

Think about it the possibilities are endless.....the penis could be designed to light the after sex cigarette, sleep on the wet spot, massage your back...... Wait a minute my husbands penis already does this!

Oh alright technically its not his penis that does it - its him....but he's only doing it so his penis can be sated another day.....

 

[michaelmt1]

I wonder If the penis could have a safty catch to prevent it going off accidentally.




Mike

 

[Wiggles]

Imagine a penis with bumps and ridges all along it's shaft (not the STD kind, either) with a twirling head and a vibrating mound. Attatched to the penish is a hairless set of balls, these also vibrate. Tight, right?

The vagina could be... well, there isn't much to improve on there.

 

[Eros Son Of Chaos]

wiggles

hhmm....sounds like a vibrator transplant to me.....as long as it feels good.

 

[Wiggles]

Re: wiggles

hhmm....sounds like a vibrator transplant to me.....as long as it feels good.

Hey there we go. If I could just have a vibrator with warm strong arms to hold me, and legs to thrust it's appendage into me. A vibrator to love me, and take out the garbage...

Ahhh, a girl can dream.

 

[Eros Son Of Chaos]

wiggles

i'll look into getting one of those.....as long as you look me up when i do

 

[Susano]

I think a rotating vagina would be nice. Maybe one with the capacity to absorb nutrients and fluids, too, so you wouldn't have to deal with semen leakage afterwards.

 

[Eros Son Of Chaos]

how about a gland that produces spermicide......or close the hole in the cervix....if you want a baby, just get out the can opener

 

[WhiteRose]

how about a gland that produces spermicide......or close the hole in the cervix....if you want a baby, just get out the can opener

Um OWWWWWW.

 

[#1tankcomander]

How about...............

a double penis one for each hole, kinda like a two headed dragon!
Hummmmmmmmm.......*wife's waving hand over her head vigorously, knocking down the ceiling fan*

Add a few ridges in the right places and kind of a french tickler all along the shaft, just for her pleasure!!!!

 

[Nora]

how about a gland that produces spermicide......or close the hole in the cervix....if you want a baby, just get out the can opener

Not eeeeeeven!

How about a switch on the penis that turns on and shuts off sperm production. Sorta like a built in vasectomy.

 

[Ezarc]

Not eeeeeeven!

How about a switch on the penis that turns on and shuts off sperm production. Sorta like a built in vasectomy.

I like that idea.
How about a built in diagram for those guys that just don't understand the anatomy? Place tongue on spot A, then place finger and rotate on slot B.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Bindii]

What about a penis with a built in clit tickler?

Of course it must also do dishes!

 

[Nora]

I like that idea.
How about a built in diagram for those guys that just don't understand the anatomy? Place tongue on spot A, then place finger and rotate on slot B.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Kinda like those Fred & Ginger "how to dance" feet? Mebbe a tattoo on the inner thigh? lol

 

[Ezarc]

What about a penis with a built in clit tickler?

Of course it must also do dishes!

Oh but of coarse.
LMFAO
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[cybergirly]

What about a penis with a built in clit tickler?

Of course it must also do dishes!

But can it do laundry?

 

[Bindii]

Oh but of coarse.
LMFAO
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Hey think of how popular you would be with the ladies!

 

[Bindii]

But can it do laundry?

If you treat it right - the man thats attached to the penis would do the laundry!

 

[michaelmt1]

If you treat it right - the man thats attached to the penis would do the laundry!

Alright but im not doing the Ironing


Mike