New Beginnings

[SexyAmber]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaby!

*walks over to her, picking her up and spinning with her in my arms. then letting her down slowly till our lips meet in a soft but sensual kiss.*


Mmmmm, I've missed you today princess.

Yum Yum, your love kitten missed you!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Yum Yum, your love kitten missed you!

Mmmm and I have soooooooo missed her.


Your lips taste simply exquisite.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Wow, no one here tonight?

 

[TantaLiza]

A Halloween Joke...Enjoy!

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a
Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear
to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume
company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the
following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your
wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have
just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a
letter of complaint.
A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a
note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head,
you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone
from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his
bald head so again he writes the company another nasty
letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small
parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour
the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden
leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

 

[SexyAmber]

Hiya Liza good joke

 

[zetacon4]

Tantaliza!

Great joke! Very unusual. I hadn't heard that one before. It's hard to find new unheard jokes these days. Thanks! Very good!

 

[TantaLiza]

Thanks Amber and Z....glad you liked it...

 

[SexyAmber]

Hiya Frank

 

[zetacon4]

Hiya Frank

Evening sweetness. How is your evening going so far?
Feeling in a gaming mood?

 

[SexyAmber]

Evening sweetness. How is your evening going so far?
Feeling in a gaming mood?

*smiles* Sure what game are we playing?

Where did Liza go?

 

[zetacon4]

*smiles* Sure what game are we playing?

Where did Liza go?

Liza is over on TC last I saw.
Game? None yet! I was just getting to enjoy that fort you made last nite when the party came crashing to a halt. I couldn't even wait up to see Kiki's post of her very sultry licking of the lemon!!!

I here for a bit of fun, if we can get any sweeties to stick around for awhile!

 

[TantaLiza]

I'm still kickin around here...lol

I gotta have some action goin on to stick in one place for too long...*eg*

 

[SexyAmber]

Liza is over on TC last I saw.
Game? None yet! I was just getting to enjoy that fort you made last nite when the party came crashing to a halt. I couldn't even wait up to see Kiki's post of her very sultry licking of the lemon!!!

I here for a bit of fun, if we can get any sweeties to stick around for awhile!

Well I am sure we can find some

 

[SexyAmber]

I'm still kickin around here...lol

I gotta have some action goin on to stick in one place for too long...*eg*

Ohhh Liza...Frank can get some action going

 

[TantaLiza]

Ohhh Liza...Frank can get some action going

Ya think?? The only good action I've had lately has been on Yahoo.....oh and was he so bad....yet so good!!

 

[zetacon4]

Ya think?? The only good action I've had lately has been on Yahoo.....oh and was he so bad....yet so good!!

Ah! Do you Yahoo!!!!?????

Cum see me as zetacon4 on yahoo!
I party late on the week-ends!

 

[SexyAmber]

Ah! Do you Yahoo!!!!?????

Cum see me as zetacon4 on yahoo!
I party late on the week-ends!

sheeeeeeeeeeshh invite me for a game then leave!

 

[zetacon4]

sheeeeeeeeeeshh invite me for a game then leave!

Sorry, I was helping a damsel in distress. Can you forgive me???!

I am back!!! Anybody want to play?

 

[SexyAmber]

Sorry, I was helping a damsel in distress. Can you forgive me???!

I am back!!! Anybody want to play?

WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT are we playing

 

[navarre]

WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT are we playing

How about pin the tail on the pony girl?

 

[SexyAmber]

How about pin the tail on the pony girl?

Ok where's red?

 

[redelicious]

Ok where's red?

Need someone to blindfold you dear?

 

[kikmosa]

Ok where's red?

Lol, just tell Sam you need her ferrets.

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Need someone to blindfold you dear?

Yeah like anyone but me would do that. lol

 

[kikmosa]

OOpppppsssss.....didn't know she was here yet.
Sorry Red.