As much as my creepiness drags down Fetlife, my complete absence would drag it down even more.
I barely noticed you weren't my friend on Fet for so long

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As much as my creepiness drags down Fetlife, my complete absence would drag it down even more.

I barely noticed you weren't my friend on Fet for so long![]()
It's not like I post much content, anyways.![]()
I guess it's a different background color from the one here, and oriented slightly different. Would it help if I made my avatar over there my cock? You know, something you're totally familiar with.![]()
Aww, I'd hope it would take at least two cock shots for you to defriend me.
Uploading one is okay, using it as your avatar isn't. Then it'd pop up all the bloody time
Yeah, you've been in my newsfeed like three times..
Haha.. that'd be three times too many then![]()
No, two too many. You said you'd be fine if I uploaded one, and you'd have to see it then, so apparently once is acceptable.

I just need to nail down precisely how many times you are willing to look at my cock. You know. For science.![]()
If there's a risk of it happening a second time, then I unfriend you

Guess I have to make the first one count.
Aaaaand that's entirely too much about my cock. What are you up to this weekend?![]()

Uhh, I got to catch up on The Guild yesterday
Also, the rest of the weekend is boring family stuff and the like, so no point getting into thatWhat about you?

Seeing my nephew, watching football, playing hockey, and possibly going to a munch that's very much like this thread.![]()
Awww I miss going to munches. Why do I live in the middle of nowhere without any kinky people around?![]()
If you lived around here I'd invite you to our Munch on the 15th. Everyone is super nice and fun to talk to.
Just a little far to cross the ocean for a munchHighly appreciated though.
And I hope I don't bring Fetlife down![]()
)Hey, I resemble that remark.![]()
