Nerd Hook Up Thread

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I'm sure you made Descartes proud. :)

If the pen is mightier than the sword, what can the tongue conquer?

Words can conquer the Hearts & Souls of those who hear them;
They are a tool as blunt as Mjölner to hit the point hard,
They can be quicker than Porthos' blade... Or the blade of MiLady DeWinter,
Surgically precise or as wide as Holocaust- words from a tongue can cast magics all on their own to achieving the goals behind them
 
Words can conquer the Hearts & Souls of those who hear them;
They are a tool as blunt as Mjölner to hit the point hard,
They can be quicker than Porthos' blade... Or the blade of MiLady DeWinter,
Surgically precise or as wide as Holocaust- words from a tongue can cast magics all on their own to achieving the goals behind them

Dammit now I feel like I need to put up my old AV.
 
Obviously, speaking is only one of many functions that a tongue may have... Care for a demonstration of other abilities that my tongue has ;) Ms. Elizabethwest?
 
Not as many married/attached guys, and so far one 1 really creepy guy so not bad.

... Who obviously hasn't read the instructions

Oh... Wait... That creepy dude is me. Sorry *walks off with head hung low* :p
 
Now that I am not the creepy dude, I will serve up some more beers :)
 
What is the creepy guy supposed to do? Get hammered and use inappropriate pick-up lines?
 
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