My Thoughts On Married Women And Sex.

[Clitfucker]

If I see a good looking woman that is married and I want to have sex with her, but she is reluctant. The only thing that I say is, "what does your man have to do with me?" Then after I say that, she understands and then we go and have sex.


Have any of you married women heard that pick-up line before?

 

[alexandraaah]

You are the master of the deep thought.

 

[alexandraaah]

Deep Thoughts, by Clitfucker....




If I see a good looking woman that is married and I want to have sex with her, but she is reluctant. The only thing that I say is, "what does your man have to do with me?" Then after I say that, she understands and then we go and have sex.


how dreamy.

 

[perks]

clitfucker is the Jack Handy of Lit. We're so fucked.

 

[Clitfucker]

You are the master of the deep thought.

LOL, I guess so. Looks like your the only baby that I have now, cuz Lazy will be gone for 6 weeks.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've never thought of it that way before, CF.

Now you've got me thinking.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[OpposingBalance]

Dude... http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/ups/querijn/rolleyes1.gif
*smack!*

 

[Clitfucker]

I've never thought of it that way before, CF.

Now you've got me thinking.

I've got you thinking what?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm horny.

Wanna come over for a little bit?

 

[Clitfucker]

I'm horny.

Wanna come over for a little bit?

I thought that you didn't like me, and that I was ignorant.

 

[neuken]

Let´s do it!

She live in compartments. In one of those, she are married. In another, she is as free as she ever was......... Don´t confuse them.

 

[heterotic]

If I see a good looking woman that is married and I want to have sex with her, but she is reluctant. The only thing that I say is, "what does your man have to do with me?" Then after I say that, she understands and then we go and have sex.


Have any of you married women heard that pick-up line before?

She doesn't say "I got a man" forcing you to follow up with "I ain't tryin' to hear that, see?"

 

[Bidin~Time]

If I see a good looking woman that is married and I want to have sex with her, but she is reluctant. The only thing that I say is, "what does your man have to do with me?"

And how does her husband usually respond?

 

[OpposingBalance]

And how does her husband usually respond?

By gifting him with a free trip to the hospital.

 

[Olivianna]

I thought that you didn't like me, and that I was ignorant.

Please note: Separates compound sentence with a comma. Very suspicious for his species type.

 

[heterotic]

Please note: Separates compound sentence with a comma. Very suspicious for his species type.

Trying to show lit-cynicism there?

 

[Olivianna]

Trying to show lit-cynicism there?

Hmm. I have no idea. I read college students' writing all of the time, and am convinced that most of them do not know the basic rules of sentence structure. Sure, it is cynicism. Or, I'm just a grammar snob.

 

[fgarvb1]

A married women and sex is just a question

of mind over matter... if she doesn't mind it doesn't matter!

 

[MissTaken]

Clit fucker: What are your thoughts on single women and sex?


Lay down on the floor bitch, I got something for you!

 

[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl is eagerly awaiting clitf*cker's thread on having sex with lesbians

 

[MissTaken]

sexy-girl is eagerly awaiting clitf*cker's thread on having sex with lesbians

MissTaken is eagerly awaiting lesbian sex with sexy girl and Lisa

 

[Clitfucker]

Well, I just got done having sex with a married woman, and I must say that I left her wanting more.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: My Thoughts On Married Women And Sex.

She doesn't say "I got a man" forcing you to follow up with "I ain't tryin' to hear that, see?"

Then she'll only respond with "But how you talkin, pssssh, whatevah!"

 

[Clitfucker]

Y'all should come down South, cuz all we do is FUCK the PUSSY.