My Shady Goods

[Icy1]

I noticed

Whoever suggested this, is a genius.

Lol. Creative direction by Lizzie.

 

[Kimleigh]

To avoid the complicated maths and spectacle dust...

Now I'm off to take a shower after the gym. Maybe I can find three or four images in there.

Cheers

P.S. *thought (I fixed it by adding the missing 't').

Best picture yet!
And yes, you can go ahead and pm me the uncovered version. Thanks in advance!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Now that is more like it.

And when you dry yourself with it after the shower it will be transparent since its white.

P.S who do you think you're kidding. You love complicated maths.

Glad you approve Icy. I hate to burst your bubble but not microfiber in the shower. Sorry. But don't think you'll complain much (and I'm sure far less than Lizzie).

I don't love complicated maths but I can do them, often.

I noticed

Whoever suggested this, is a genius.

You don't miss much (just the occasional typo ). You know, Wiley Coyote was a Super Genius and we all know how that turned out. So let's not count our roadrunners before they've hatched.

Lol. Creative direction by Lizzie.

Oh...she dimed you out!

Best picture yet!
And yes, you can go ahead and pm me the uncovered version. Thanks in advance!

Thanks Kim. Your PM box was full so how about a recreation live via Skype?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I almost always have nickels in my car. It's just that sometimes I have to bend over the hood to get them. Secret compartment, you know...

And I almost always have a roll of coins in my pocket when you're bending over the hood. So if the secret compartment is stuck or empty I've got you covered.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

To avoid the complicated maths and spectacle dust...

Now I'm off to take a shower after the gym. Maybe I can find three or four images in there.

Cheers

P.S. *thought (I fixed it by adding the missing 't').

Don't they make your spectacle wipes big. I'm sure I have a smaller spare one in my glasses case. I'll UPS it to you overnight, that way you will have it in time for your next shot

 

[HonorableRogue]

Don't they make your spectacle wipes big. I'm sure I have a smaller spare one in my glasses case. I'll UPS it to you overnight, that way you will have it in time for your next shot

Everythings bigger in America Omega! Houses. Cars. Egos. And now apparently eyeglass microfiber cloths. Ship it over if you want but much smaller and everyone's going to see the shady goods that so few have seen digitally and even fewer actually. But I'm a team player. Majority always rules in the throng. I'm just a figurehead similar to the Queen but more like the King...Elvis Presley. Thank you very muuuuuch. If a simple majority says smaller then smaller it is for the next shoot.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

And I almost always have a roll of coins in my pocket when you're bending over the hood. So if the secret compartment is stuck or empty I've got you covered.

The secret compartment is never stuck. I keep it in good working order and operating smoothly, because it should always be ready to open. But, if you ever need a place to keep your roll of coins, you can put them in the secret compartment for safe keeping.

 

[HonorableRogue]

The secret compartment is never stuck. I keep it in good working order and operating smoothly, because it should always be ready to open. But, if you ever need a place to keep your roll of coins, you can put them in the secret compartment for safe keeping.

Oh? I see a sequel. The Mach V had a secret compartment and other gizmos that might make it a good car for...ah...coin stashing. Then again we know the hood of yours works just fine.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Your dedication to your fans is commendable. You can make up for it by posting 4 pictures next time. When you are not so tired.

HR,
Yes, I would have to agree with Lizzie. Four pictures seems like a reasonable restitution for our pain and suffering stemming from the agony of withdrawl.

I hope you are out buying spectacles wipes because this is ridiculous. You owe us four+one images. There is an interest rate for delays and I really don't know how you shall do .66667th of images. Seems like a tough job.

A motion was proposed and seconded. The terms and penalties were disclosed. Upon review of the thread it seems to me that I have posted 3 pictures since the proposal was enacted and the amended +1 spectacle wipe picture. Doing my maths I owe one more.

Here it is...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

I have fulfilled my part of proposal in good faith prior to accruing interest.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Oh? I see a sequel. The Mach V had a secret compartment and other gizmos that might make it a good car for...ah...coin stashing. Then again we know the hood of yours works just fine.

All good action flicks get a sequel, don't they? Some get several. We could sequel for years to come!

A motion was proposed and seconded. The terms and penalties were disclosed. Upon review of the thread it seems to me that I have posted 3 pictures since the proposal was enacted and the amended +1 spectacle wipe picture. Doing my maths I owe one more.

Here it is...

I'm so glad you've got me covered. Now, let's get you uncovered, so you can cover me properly. We have all those nickels to tend to.

 

[Lovely2222]

To avoid the complicated maths and spectacle dust...

Now I'm off to take a shower after the gym. Maybe I can find three or four images in there.

Cheers

P.S. *thought (I fixed it by adding the missing 't').

So very sexy..........

A motion was proposed and seconded. The terms and penalties were disclosed. Upon review of the thread it seems to me that I have posted 3 pictures since the proposal was enacted and the amended +1 spectacle wipe picture. Doing my maths I owe one more.

Here it is...

I have fulfilled my part of proposal in good faith prior to accruing interest.

Cheers

AHHHHHH... you aren't play fair!!!!! I declare a miscount! We need more photos!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

It's been almost a year since the Rogue's Gallery came into existence. In those 358 no wait 359 days since 2016 was a leap year, a small group of woman have been very supportive of me and my efforts. Especially in the last few months. And for that I am grateful and humbled. For all this group of Tantalizing, Hillarious, Randy, OMG Sexy, Naughty, Gorgeous women have given I offer my sincere thanks and a high five.

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Five​

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

It's been almost a year since the Rogue's Gallery came into existence. In those 358 no wait 359 days since 2016 was a leap year, a small group of woman have been very supportive of me and my efforts. Especially in the last few months. And for that I am grateful and humbled. For all this group of Tantalizing, Hillarious, Randy, OMG Sexy, Naughty, Gorgeous women have given I offer my sincere thanks and a high five.

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Cheers

Ok so...

Group Shower!!

 

[Icy1]

Wowza!!! Serious sexy overload going on here!!!


and I fully suppoer Icy's group shower idea...think we can all fit??

I bet HR has a mathematical equation for that.
Or we could all just pile on in.

 

[LizzieEr]

It's been almost a year since the Rogue's Gallery came into existence. In those 358 no wait 359 days since 2016 was a leap year, a small group of woman have been very supportive of me and my efforts. Especially in the last few months. And for that I am grateful and humbled. For all this group of Tantalizing, Hillarious, Randy, OMG Sexy, Naughty, Gorgeous women have given I offer my sincere thanks and a high five.

Cheers

Why are there 5 kisses. Wait, why are there 5 pictures? Who did you leave out? It's me isn't it? You left me out, didn't you?

I bet HR has a mathematical equation for that.
Or we could all just pile on in.

Have fun in your group shower. I bet he makes up an erroneous equation, and you all get stuck and have to call me to bring the lube. Yep. I think that's what is going to happen.


Rogue you need to give me the money to buy the lube before your shower.

 

[LizzieEr]

Why am I going on getting stuck to a new page? On every single thread I post. Wtf.

 

[Icy1]

Why am I going on getting stuck to a new page? On every single thread I post. Wtf.

You just like being on top!!!

 

[LizzieEr]

You just like being on top!!!

True. Can't argue there.

 

[Lyricalli]

Why are there 5 kisses. Wait, why are there 5 pictures? Who did you leave out? It's me isn't it? You left me out, didn't you?

Have fun in your group shower. I bet he makes up an erroneous equation, and you all get stuck and have to call me to bring the lube. Yep. I think that's what is going to happen.


Rogue you need to give me the money to buy the lube before your shower.

I've heard he keeps a roll of coins in his pocket.

 

[Icy1]

I've heard he keeps a roll of coins in his pocket.

Oh good, he can pay Lizzie back for the lube. Lol

 

[LizzieEr]

I've heard he keeps a roll of coins in his pocket.

I thought the roll of coin was getting stuck in some secret compartment...

Oh good, he can pay Lizzie back for the lube. Lol

 

[HonorableRogue]

All good action flicks get a sequel, don't they? Some get several. We could sequel for years to come!

I'm so glad you've got me covered. Now, let's get you uncovered, so you can cover me properly. We have all those nickels to tend to.

Well Freddy got 9 and Jason got 11 so we need a few worthwhile sequels to even out the cosmic balance. That's 20 sequels. That should keep us going for a couple of years.

That sounds like a sexy version of the I know you know that I know that you know bit. And since we both know EXACTLY what we want, I'm on board with the covered, uncovered and covered plan.

So very sexy..........

AHHHHHH... you aren't play fair!!!!! I declare a miscount! We need more photos!!

Thanks Lovely! But it takes one to know one so that means you're sexy too. Or is it you're sexy too too too too?

I do play very fair Lovely. I enjoy all games too much to cheat. I just always read all the rules and optimize my game play.

The recount passed but you did get more photos. It was a win-win scenario.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Why are there 5 kisses. Wait, why are there 5 pictures? Who did you leave out? It's me isn't it? You left me out, didn't you?

Have fun in your group shower. I bet he makes up an erroneous equation, and you all get stuck and have to call me to bring the lube. Yep. I think that's what is going to happen.

Why? Because I don't make the rules on Lit. The Powers That Be make the rules. They say 10 images of any kind in a post. They say 5 uploaded images in a post. Basic maths say 10 - 5 = 5. So five kisses. I would have preferred 6 or 7. One for each letter in throng or each of the major Chakra.

I wasn't playing favorites Lizzie. I was just giving all I could.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

I thought the roll of coin was getting stuck in some secret compartment...

Stuck? Oh goodness no! The secret compartment is just the right size to hide a good roll of coins; one would never get stuck in there.

Well Freddy got 9 and Jason got 11 so we need a few worthwhile sequels to even out the cosmic balance. That's 20 sequels. That should keep us going for a couple of years.

That sounds like a sexy version of the I know you know that I know that you know bit. And since we both know EXACTLY what we want, I'm on board with the covered, uncovered and covered plan.

I'm sure there's more sequel imbalance than that, but we'll start with twenty and see how we go under and over all those covers.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ok so...

Group Shower!!

I fully support Icy's group shower idea...think we can all fit??

I bet HR has a mathematical equation for that.
Or we could all just pile on in.

Have fun in your group shower. I bet he makes up an erroneous equation, and you all get stuck and have to call me to bring the lube. Yep. I think that's what is going to happen.


Rogue you need to give me the money to buy the lube before your shower.

I've heard he keeps a roll of coins in his pocket.

Oh good, he can pay Lizzie back for the lube. Lol

No matter how I play with the numbers they just don't work in a conventional shower. The way I see it we have two choices.

• Locker Room
• Turkish Bath

Either choice means no lube is required but you can still have the roll of coins that night if you want Lizzie.

Cheers