My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

A man may ask that when he's trying to sell anal to a partner. Lol

One for you.

Thank you! Yes!

One for you.

Best comment of the day!

And one for you.

The funny part is that I had the exact same thought as I was typing the reply and almost put (except when suggesting anal) at the end. Good to know I have a short list of like minded ladies that visit my thread.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

You do know that we won't be satisfied? We will always want more and you may be small at the moment, but small things grow and then hubba, hubba

 

[msglendale32A]

Small enough?

How often does a man ask that?!?

Cheers

I could like even smaller better. This is nice, though, so just keep trying.

 

[talikat]

Small enough?


How often does a man ask that?!?

Cheers

LOL I've never heard a man say that!!

But no, we need smaller!

 

[Lovely2222]

Small enough?

How often does a man ask that?!?

Cheers

Just when I thought it was impossible for you to be any sexier...........

 

[HonorableRogue]

I am going to let Icy get the first comment in...

Oops...

Where is the delete button?

Dammit.

Clearly first means something different in other languages than it does in English. And since you're comment is still here, delete means something different as well. But Dammit obviously means the same thing. Oops I mean...

I do hope you're not trying to wash away that naughty mind of yours.

Icy, I can't even begin to guess how long that would take (or if it's even possible ) or how many IQ points I'd lose! And don't even get me started on how pruney I'd be by the time it was done.

I was away again. (10 days! )

Gosh, you're hot.

Holy fuck...

I'm back again.

Gosh

Holy fuck

You've never been far from my mind.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

Clearly first means something different in other languages than it does in English. And since you're comment is still here, delete means something different as well. But Dammit obviously means the same thing. Oops I mean...

I'll have to try to be first another time.

Icy, I can't even begin to guess how long that would take (or if it's even possible ) or how many IQ points I'd lose! And don't even get me started on how pruney I'd be by the time it was done.

I think this may require a scientific experiment.

Gosh

Holy fuck

You've never been far from my mind.

Cheers

That's so sweet.

 

[HonorableRogue]

You do know that we won't be satisfied? We will always want more and you may be small at the moment, but small things grow and then hubba, hubba

So you're saying you're insatiable? I can work with that. Well not if I'm small. One sec. Ok maybe a minute. Hell it's late.

I could like even smaller better. This is nice, though, so just keep trying.

Oh? So some towel origami? Fold it into a crane? A hat? A brooch? I'll keep trying.

LOL I've never heard a man say that!!

But no, we need smaller!

You likely never will Tali and yet you want me smaller! Oh wait, that makes me the exception to the rule! I'm liking this.

Just when I thought it was impossible for you to be any sexier...........

Wait...The cleaner I get the sexier I get?!? Really?!? That's not usually the case. I'll have to investigate this phenomenon.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

So you're saying you're insatiable? I can work with that. Well not if I'm small. One sec. Ok maybe a minute. Hell it's late.

Always insatiable for you HR and it's not so late here

 

[Lyricalli]

You've never been far from my mind.

Calculating all the nickels I owe you?

 

[LizzieEr]

I hope you are out buying spectacles wipes because this is ridiculous. You owe us four+one images. There is an interest rate for delays and I really don't know how you shall do .66667th of images. Seems like a tough job.

On second though, have you ever noticed how stupid camera sensors get? Oh and how eyes of animals shine in the dark? I knew why that was once.
*Heads off to Google*

 

[Icy1]

I hope you are out buying spectacles wipes because this is ridiculous. You owe us four+one images. There is an interest rate for delays and I really don't know how you shall do .66667th of images. Seems like a tough job.

On second though, have you ever noticed how stupid camera sensors get? Oh and how eyes of animals shine in the dark? I knew why that was once.
*Heads off to Google*

I may have to borrow the spectacles wipe when he gets it. I'm just sitting here with my spectacles gathering dust waiting for the arrival of new pics.

 

[LizzieEr]

I may have to borrow the spectacles wipe when he gets it. I'm just sitting here with my spectacles gathering dust waiting for the arrival of new pics.

Wassup sexy pants (too much?)...
Yeah I know..my spectacles (not that I wear any) are just getting sweaty

 

[Icy1]

Wassup sexy pants (too much?)...
Yeah I know..my spectacles (not that I wear any) are just getting sweaty

Hey! Enough with the pants.

Sweaty spectacles are the worst. Although it does depend on how they got sweaty.

 

[LizzieEr]

Hey! Enough with the pants.

Sweaty spectacles are the worst. Although it does depend on how they got sweaty.

Oh from cooking. That's all. It's hard business.

 

[Icy1]

Oh from cooking. That's all. It's hard business.

I'm not sure if it's difficult or hard??
It is made more difficult when you don't wear spectacles though.

 

[LizzieEr]

I'm not sure if it's difficult or hard??
It is made more difficult when you don't wear spectacles though.

That's true. It is hard (difficult) to have sweaty spectacles when you don't wear spectacles.
Although, look what I found.

spectacles
noun
a pair of glasses.

spectacle
noun
plural noun: spectacles
a visually striking performance or display.


PS: My Shady Goods .. now available on App stores for all Symbian systems. My formerly prudish tablet autocorrected Symbian to Sybian and I felt inordinately proud.

 

[Icy1]

That's true. It is hard (difficult) to have sweaty spectacles when you don't wear spectacles.
Although, look what I found.

spectacles
noun
a pair of glasses.

spectacle
noun
plural noun: spectacles
a visually striking performance or display.


PS: My Shady Goods .. now available on App stores for all Symbian systems. My formerly prudish tablet autocorrected Symbian to Sybian and I felt inordinately proud.

Ok, so it's possible to have sweaty eyeballs from watching a spectacle.
I stand corrected. In truth I lay corrected but that's irrelevant.

That great. I shall install the app. It's a great idea to have a place to communicate and stuff.

That's becasue you spend far too much time googling Sybian.

 

[LizzieEr]

Ok, so it's possible to have sweaty eyeballs from watching a spectacle.
I stand corrected. In truth I lay corrected but that's irrelevant.

That great. I shall install the app. It's a great idea to have a place to communicate and stuff.

That's becasue you spend far too much time googling Sybian.

 

[HonorableRogue]

So you're saying you're insatiable? I can work with that. Well not if I'm small. One sec. Ok maybe a minute. Hell it's late.

Always insatiable for you HR and it's not so late here

Oh I know that feeling. You I mean. Not me. Well technically it's an us since we're both involved. Oh I'll just show you what I mean next time!

Calculating all the nickels I owe you?

I ways thinking about all the time on the couch and what to do with it. But sure, we can say I was counting nickels. That's a nice public secret code.

Me: "Hey Lyric wanna go count some nickels?"
You: "Sure HR. I think I have some in my car."

See?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ok, so it's possible to have sweaty eyeballs from watching a spectacle.
I stand corrected. In truth I lay corrected but that's irrelevant.

That great. I shall install the app. It's a great idea to have a place to communicate and stuff.

That's becasue you spend far too much time googling Sybian.

ROFLMAO!​

 

[HonorableRogue]

I hope you are out buying spectacles wipes because this is ridiculous. You owe us four+one images. There is an interest rate for delays and I really don't know how you shall do .66667th of images. Seems like a tough job.

On second thought, have you ever noticed how stupid camera sensors get? Oh and how eyes of animals shine in the dark? I knew why that was once.
*Heads off to Google*

I may have to borrow the spectacles wipe when he gets it. I'm just sitting here with my spectacles gathering dust waiting for the arrival of new pics.

To avoid the complicated maths and spectacle dust...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Now I'm off to take a shower after the gym. Maybe I can find three or four images in there.

Cheers

P.S. *thought (I fixed it by adding the missing 't').

 

[Icy1]

To avoid the complicated maths and spectacle dust...

Now I'm off to take a shower after the gym. Maybe I can find three or four images in there.

Cheers

P.S. *thought (I fixed it by adding the missing 't').

Now that is more like it.

And when you dry yourself with it after the shower it will be transparent since its white.

P.S who do you think you're kidding. You love complicated maths.

 

[LizzieEr]

To avoid the complicated maths and spectacle dust...


Now I'm off to take a shower after the gym. Maybe I can find three or four images in there.

Cheers

P.S. *thought (I fixed it by adding the missing 't').

I noticed

Whoever suggested this, is a genius.

 

[Lyricalli]

I ways thinking about all the time on the couch and what to do with it. But sure, we can say I was counting nickels. That's a nice public secret code.

Me: "Hey Lyric wanna go count some nickels?"
You: "Sure HR. I think I have some in my car."

See?

I almost always have nickels in my car. It's just that sometimes I have to bend over the hood to get them. Secret compartment, you know...