My sex life is so sucky that . . .

[teddybear4play]

I was originally going to just confess this on my own, but then I realized that so many of us don't get near enough lovin' as we'd like, so I figured if nothing else, we can bond in our common undersexedness.

I'll start:

My sex life is so sucky that . . .
when I finally opened miles' porn thread after three or four server errors, I actually muttered, "I'm finally going to get some pussy now."

OK, your turn. Express your feelings! Let it all out! Share the catharsis!

TB4p

 

[JustAnotrGuy]

...that after seven years of a committed relationship to my hand I'm afraid we might be legally married

But as the beatles say "Have to admit it's getting better, getting better, all the time. It can't get no worse!"

So things are looking up!

 

[busybody..]

BusyBear

You talk of a sex life and luvin......

Often times they are not the same.....

On a different note:

I am surprised you are having difficulty.....

You are a very bright and witty guy, there is no reason that you shouldnt be able to find a good women!

Good Luck!

 

[BgMma]

My sex life sucks because......I am having pain. It'll get better though. No worries!


Tb.....I am not going to say it, but I think you know what I am thinking.

 

[watergirl]

My sex life sucks because... I'm dating a great guy, who seems to have these pesky morals and emotional hang ups about his ex, and what should be next in his life.

Bah. I'd just like a good fuck buddy within an hours drive. Is that too much to ask?

 

[concrete]

wg

you sound like my current wife !!!
.
.
meet you in the bathroom,in 5 min.

 

[BgMma]

Man, if I had a fuck buddy within an hour's drive, I would beg for him to come see me!

 

[ma_guy]

The "My sex life is so sucky.." line implies that you at least have one. You're one up on me! lol

 

[BgMma]

*snicker*

It's okay, ma guy.....we still like you!

You have to count masturbation, too.....it is a form of sexual contact!

 

[Soblue]

*sobbing*

 

[ma_guy]

*sobbing*

lol Wanna have one together?

 

[eagleyez]

*throbbing*

 

[MercyMia]

i have a sex life. i have an imagination. heh

 

[Ask For More]

Sex...
Sex...
Sex...

What's that again?

 

[Barely__There]

God Grief!

You mean people can actually have sex together?


(smacks head) D'oh!!!


(ps it's been so long I had to look the word up )

 

[teddybear4play]

*writes down all the women's names in his little black book of horny chicas*

Mwahahahaha . . .

TB4p

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

My sex life doesn't even suck enough to suck...it just lays there, molding and decomposeing...

No sex, except with myself, since 1989.

 

[Spaceboy]

My sex life sucks so bad that I try to hunt down and kiss other people's girlfriends.


Oh wait...I was thinking of someone else that does that, silly me

 

[MsSpellChecker]

My sex life sucks so bad that I can barely remember how to spell sex.

 

[Thin Man]

Sucks?

Mine sucks so bad that THIS is the only way I have any thoughts of sex.
















That, and thoughts of long skinny fingers.

 

[MsSpellChecker]

Re: Sucks?

Mine sucks so bad that THIS is the only way I have any thoughts of sex.



Pretty hearts.












That, and thoughts of long skinny fingers.

 

[Monazwx]

It's so bad . . .

. . . that nowdays, the only cocks I see regularly is when we have Cock AV week.

 

[watergirl]

the guy I was dating saw this sticker on my fridge, which I'm using as an av now, and said, "I don't get it.

Innocent useless boy. And notice, I've gone from "am dating" to "was dating."

Sighhhh.

 

[Thin Man]

Re: Re: Sucks?

Why, Thank you.

 

[MsSpellChecker]

It's so bad that I'd probably screw anything male that walked through my front door.