My new girlfriend has decided she's going to be the "dom" in this relationship

[Ham Murabi]

My new girlfriend has decided she's going to be the "dom" in this relationship

I don't have the balls to argue.

 

[Romial]

You sure you aren't the only one with balls?

 

[Ham Murabi]

You sure you aren't the only one with balls?

Quite frankly, I haven't had the nerve to look.

 

[Cleopatra]

Quite frankly, I haven't had the nerve to look.

I don't blame you a bit. I'd let her do whatever she wanted, if I were you.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I don't blame you a bit. I'd let her do whatever she wanted, if I were you.

Last night she had me in what she called the "Tennessee toelock." Today the doctor told me I had the first case he'd ever seen of syphillis of the foot.

 

[littlekateyes]

*Gulp*

 

[Shingen]

Holy crapola! That pic scared the bejeezus out of me!

Talk about opening up a can of whoop ass on a poor jabroni like me! I can certainly smell what she is cookin'!

 

[Ham Murabi]

Yes, but the sex is wild. W-I-L-D. On our first date she bounced me off the ceiling. She's got more thrust than an F-16.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Ham, you are scarin' me, dolly.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Ham, you are scarin' me, dolly.

I know, but this is addictive. I may be swayed to a kinder, gentler form of companionship (after the casts come off), but you'll need to give me a more suggestive AV than that if I'm going to break of this relationship with Queen Kong.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Oh no! She's threatened to leave me for Frimost!

 

[A Desert Rose]

I know, but this is addictive. I may be swayed to a kinder, gentler form of companionship (after the casts come off), but you'll need to give me a more suggestive AV than that if I'm going to break of this relationship with Queen Kong.

You mean I could save you if I show you a bit of leg or tits? That makes me feel all powerful.

 

[Ham Murabi]

You mean I could save you if I show you a bit of leg or tits? That makes me feel all powerful.

Actually, the power lies in the magnificent AV of your ass, partially covered, deftly, I might add, by what appears to be a T-shirt, as you recline, your sexy legs in the foreground.
This photo was clearly the work of a professional, for no such beauty can truly exist on Lit without some help, or at least without a double dose of a popular over-the-counter analgesic.
I pray, fair Rose, for your ass. The gentlemen of Lit plead for it.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: My new girlfriend has decided she's going to be the "dom" in this relationship

I don't have the balls to argue.

Holy Christ on Creatine!

If I had sex with her, she'd crush my dick and laugh at me.

TB4p

 

[A Desert Rose]

Actually, the power lies in the magnificent AV of your ass, partially covered, deftly, I might add, by what appears to be a T-shirt, as you recline, your sexy legs in the foreground.
This photo was clearly the work of a professional, for no such beauty can truly exist on Lit without some help, or at least without a double dose of a popular over-the-counter analgesic.
I pray, fair Rose, for your ass. The gentlemen of Lit plead for it.

I have an AV like that?

Or is this a fantasy AV in your mind?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I think she said "Don."

 

[Ham Murabi]

Re: Re: My new girlfriend has decided she's going to be the "dom" in this relationshi

Holy Christ on Creatine!

If I had sex with her, she'd crush my dick and laugh at me.

TB4p

After our first date I bought a pack of Wrigleys Double Mint. I chewed one piece, soaked the wrapper in ginseng, folded it three times and placed it on what remained of my aching manhood.
Unfortunately, by the time she awoke in the morning I had recovered.
(Did I mention she could suck the finish off an iron dildo?)

 

[Pyper]

I feel a candidate for the next Minkey av coming on...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You missed Nicole Bass? Femininity defined, that woman.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I have an AV like that?

Or is this a fantasy AV in your mind?

Woooooooooooooof!








Shit, I've hijacked my own thread.

 

[Ham Murabi]

You missed Nicole Bass? Femininity defined, that woman.

I'm not familiar with Nicole Bass. All I know is that my current flame has grilled my trouser trout.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: My new girlfriend has decided she's going to be the "dom" in this relationshi

(Did I mention she could suck the finish off an iron dildo?)

Are you kidding? She could probably suck the chrome off a Harley.

TB4p

 

[Ham Murabi]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My new girlfriend has decided she's going to be the "dom" in this rel

Are you kidding? She could probably suck the chrome off a Harley.

TB4p

The night she took me home for the first time she had done just that.
She told me she was Harley trying.

 

[intrigued]

 

[Bidin~Time]

This thread gave me a terrible case of the giggles.


mornin intrigued!!