my new best friend...

[bunny bondage]

...is 8 inches long, 2 inches thick and pink. omg, i have found heaven. i don't know if i'm just late to catch the trolly on this one, but i recently got my first "jelly" cock. (and i got it from the lit store, how loyal of me!). it is FUCKING fantastic. of course, it had been sitting in a box outside my door all day, so it was FREEZING when i opened it, but you know i couldn't resist anyway...

ok, i guess this is kind of fluff or pointless or whatever but i just wanted to share the wealth of knowledge. get a jelly cock, seriously.

 

[rosco rathbone]

For some reason the word jelly cock is super funny.

She looked at the jelly cock with goo goo googley eyes

I took out the ol jelly cock and gave her a good cock lashing

 

[zipman]

...is 8 inches long, 2 inches thick and pink. omg, i have found heaven. i don't know if i'm just late to catch the trolly on this one, but i recently got my first "jelly" cock. (and i got it from the lit store, how loyal of me!). it is FUCKING fantastic. of course, it had been sitting in a box outside my door all day, so it was FREEZING when i opened it, but you know i couldn't resist anyway...

ok, i guess this is kind of fluff or pointless or whatever but i just wanted to share the wealth of knowledge. get a jelly cock, seriously.

Thanks, but for the sake of convenience, I think I'll just keep the live wamr one that is already attached to my body


Actually, I just wanted to say that they make the best butt plugs too!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: my new best friend...

Thanks, but for the sake of convenience, I think I'll just keep the live wamr one that is already attached to my body


Actually, I just wanted to say that they make the best butt plugs too!

Although I do not use them for butt plugs, I amwith you Zip, in that I prefer the "live warm ones" too. They are so versatile.

However, you can never have too many for a strap on harness!

Eb

 

[SierraMoon]

Sounds wonderful bunny!! i also like the "cyberskin" vibes... although, they tend to melt really easily...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Sounds wonderful bunny!! i also like the "cyberskin" vibes... although, they tend to melt really easily...

Melt? Sheesh SM, how do you get them to melt? LOL

Eb

 

[SierraMoon]

Melt? Sheesh SM, how do you get them to melt? LOL

Eb

well, you know Eb.. you get that friction going... and it causes heat... not to long after, you have a deformed vibe....

 

[Ebonyfire]

well, you know Eb.. you get that friction going... and it causes heat... not to long after, you have a deformed vibe....

I thought so, LOL. Hope you had happy hoidays, SM. AND I hope Santa brought a new turbo-charged toy! With a heatsink!

Eb

 

[SierraMoon]

I thought so, LOL. Hope you had happy hoidays, SM. AND I hope Santa brought a new turbo-charged toy! With a heatsink!

Eb

Nah.. i don't need any new ones, Eb.. i've found that the deformed ones add a new dimension and sensation to masturbation...

 

[zipman]

well, you know Eb.. you get that friction going... and it causes heat... not to long after, you have a deformed vibe....

Now that's how you define a "hot" woman!

 

[SierraMoon]

Now that's how you define a "hot" woman!

you got it babe

Do you have anything you need "heated up"??

 

[Ebonyfire]

Nah.. i don't need any new ones, Eb.. i've found that the deformed ones add a new dimension and sensation to masturbation...

I can imagine. You can make your own g-spot vibe!

Eb

 

[SierraMoon]

I can imagine. You can make your own g-spot vibe!

Eb

uh huh


ok, sorry for hijacking your thread, bunny.. i'll quit now..

 

[bunny bondage]

heh, s'ok ^_^

it wasn't a serious "let's all think about something" thread.

 

[Ebonyfire]

...is 8 inches long, 2 inches thick and pink. omg, i have found heaven. i don't know if i'm just late to catch the trolly on this one, but i recently got my first "jelly" cock. (and i got it from the lit store, how loyal of me!). it is FUCKING fantastic. of course, it had been sitting in a box outside my door all day, so it was FREEZING when i opened it, but you know i couldn't resist anyway...

ok, i guess this is kind of fluff or pointless or whatever but i just wanted to share the wealth of knowledge. get a jelly cock, seriously.

I forgot to ask, a gift from Santa?

Eb

 

[Pure]

Hi B Bondage,

Congratulations!!!

Might I add something I was told by the helpful clerk at the woman -run erotica store, here?

The jelly is nice because it absorbs water a bit. It has to be kept from drying out. Further, it can't be boiled like a silicone one, so it's hard to truly disinfect it, after it's absorbed some juices. So... use it for one portal, only, one person only! It can't be used in your butt and simply washed off and used in your pussy. Nor can it be used in someone else's opening, washed, then used in yours. The only way around this is to ... what a drag... use a condom on it, change the condom, etc. Or else, acquire a collection, color coded by aperture and person!

 

[bunny bondage]

thanks pure!

and Eb, yes, i decided that i had been exceptionally good this year and told santa to bring me the best cock he had in stock.

 

[SierraMoon]

thanks pure!

and Eb, yes, i decided that i had been exceptionally good this year and told santa to bring me the best cock he had in stock.

Good for you bunny!! Santa must have agreed with you, to bring you such a wonderful gift!!

 

[bunny bondage]

oh and it IS wonderful. almost too big, it takes a little time and a lot of spit but jesus tap dancing christ is it fab.

 

[SierraMoon]

oh and it IS wonderful. almost too big, it takes a little time and a lot of spit but jesus tap dancing christ is it fab.

wooohoo!!

i feel that way about my Pink Panther Vibe... whew.. does that thing feel fantastic!!

 

[Bondagebunni]

...is 8 inches long, 2 inches thick and pink. omg, i have found heaven. i don't know if i'm just late to catch the trolly on this one, but i recently got my first "jelly" cock. (and i got it from the lit store, how loyal of me!). it is FUCKING fantastic. of course, it had been sitting in a box outside my door all day, so it was FREEZING when i opened it, but you know i couldn't resist anyway...

ok, i guess this is kind of fluff or pointless or whatever but i just wanted to share the wealth of knowledge. get a jelly cock, seriously.

hey...mine's pink too...and that size...does your's vibrate? cause THAT would just be a weird coincidence (or not, yanno) i prefer my vibrating egg to the huge jelly cock though...in case anyone's looking for something happy and vibratey

 

[under where]

I've seen it!
Ooh Ooh- you should name it Patrick. Patrick Squarepants. Or maybe Cylindrical Pants would be more appropriate.

 

[bunny bondage]

lol! i don't think i'll be naming it anything. except perhaps "virgin slayer"! so WATCH OUT, UNDER!

 

[under where]

Aw- and it continues.

 

[bunny bondage]

i've told you before, sex with me would at least be sex with someone who loves you!