My Little Pony...

Eleanor was da bomb, married kings and made them too!

Great movie and I had the amazing opportunity of seeing the play with Laurence Fishburne in the Peter O'Toole role and Stockard Channing as Eleanor.

Boudica was awesome.
 
I am not salty. I'm sour.

I'm pretty sure these pony's are omnivores and just don't talk about it very often because it would cause a lot of awkward questions. I mean we know for sure that they eat bread which requires milk and eggs (which explains the cows and chickens) and thus far we haven't seen any bacon or ham or anything but they raise pigs! Oh we know from later they drink milk and eat eggs as well. I've yet to see them eat meat but I'm betting they do. It would make no less sense then why the sit at desks and have trains and cups and books and lot of other shit that seems to be really hard to use unless you're a) a unicorn (Hmm is it a unicorn or an unicorn. The latter sounds wrong but maybe it's like a hour or an hour, fuck the rules do what sounds right?) or b) Pinky Pie and the rules apply to her precisely as much as she wants them to at any particular moment and not an ounce more.

No opposable thumbs. It is madness. Madness!
 
I know! No thumbs! Sometimes they hold stuff in their mouths though and watching them write like that is six shades of adorable.
 
I wouldn't fuck with Pinky Pie if I were Cas. Even as an angel he proved to be inferior to cartoon physics. Someone who can warp reality at will might be a bit out of his league.
 
I wouldn't fuck with Pinky Pie if I were Cas. Even as an angel he proved to be inferior to cartoon physics. Someone who can warp reality at will might be a bit out of his league.

You gotta share.

You gotta care.

Plus, Cas has no actual principles and he tends to go along with the plan of the last asshole who talked to him and ignore his friends.

Pinky would never do that. NEVER.
 
Pinky however might get distracted.

Cas does have a bad habit of taking people at face value, I assume that comes from being a critter with . . .free will??? (they seem to have as much free will as they want.)

You got past my favorite episode.

But I thought you wanted whining! This is whining! For quite a while that episode combined with "My destiny is a rock?!" made Rarity Best Pony.

Course Pinky Sense. . .

Gah usually I can just pick one character and ignore the rest. The only pony who's never been best pony is Applejack even Twilight manage to snag it a few times!

I guess it's better than the Walking Dead where how much I like you seems to directly impact how likely you are to die horribly.
 
Pinky however might get distracted.

Cas does have a bad habit of taking people at face value, I assume that comes from being a critter with . . .free will??? (they seem to have as much free will as they want.)

You got past my favorite episode.

But I thought you wanted whining! This is whining! For quite a while that episode combined with "My destiny is a rock?!" made Rarity Best Pony.

Course Pinky Sense. . .

Gah usually I can just pick one character and ignore the rest. The only pony who's never been best pony is Applejack even Twilight manage to snag it a few times!

I guess it's better than the Walking Dead where how much I like you seems to directly impact how likely you are to die horribly.

why do I want whining?

If I wanted whining I could watch Walking Dead!
 
Clearly they didn't want whining either and ultimately paid her friends to take her away.

I'm waiting for them to come back, it's basically like having an army of Spikes. You want gems, they eat gems, you can find them en mass and they can dig. It's what's that S word where someone does labor for you and you take care of them? Symbiosis!

I know what word you were thinking. You're a bad pony!
 
Clearly they didn't want whining either and ultimately paid her friends to take her away.

I'm waiting for them to come back, it's basically like having an army of Spikes. You want gems, they eat gems, you can find them en mass and they can dig. It's what's that S word where someone does labor for you and you take care of them? Symbiosis!

I know what word you were thinking. You're a bad pony!

I would happily be a bad pony if my colors could be silver and amethyst.
 
I'll settle for being able to perform a Sonic Rainboom. I'll happily be the poster pony for gay rights if the Sound Barrier respects me.

Though I want someone a little louder to cheer for me.
 
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