My Lit experience

[Bidin~Time]

is starting to feel much like a worn out marriage.

I know what's coming before it gets here, and I know it's not gonna be very satisfying.

You all better step it up or I'm gonna find an e-lawyer and divorce your collective asses.

 

[blobfish]

I could start using my tongue.

 

[Communal]

Lit is being over run with losers like blobfish who have no life and insist on making the GB another playground.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I could start using my tongue.

well it couldn't hurt

Lit is being over run with losers like blobfish who have no life and insist on making the GB another playground.

you may be grumpier than i am, ya ole coot...or cooterette as the case may be.

 

[blobfish]

well it couldn't hurt

It could.

 

[Communal]

well it couldn't hurt



you may be grumpier than i am, ya ole coot...or cooterette as the case may be.

just tired of losers..

 

[Bidin~Time]

It could.

it could??

just tired of losers..

I feel your pain.

it's an election year in the US, which results in the board losing it's collective mind.

This in turn makes for some epically boring reading what with all the 10+ yr old insults flying around like the wicked witch of the east's monkeys. And much like those poor monkeys, they are neither cute, funny, or clever.

 

[Sinny]

You need a massage, some vodka and a night out with some Lit hotties. That will make it all better.

 

[blobfish]

and a night out with some Lit hotties.

You pay for dinner, and I'm up for anything. Except sex.

 

[bronzeage]

is starting to feel much like a worn out marriage.

I know what's coming before it gets here, and I know it's not gonna be very satisfying.

You all better step it up or I'm gonna find an e-lawyer and divorce your collective asses.

I know how this ends. Every other weekend a social worker drives me over to your house and sits on the couch while we talk about the week.

 

[Sinny]

I know how this ends. Every other weekend a social worker drives me over to your house and sits on the couch while we talk about the week.

Does the social worker have a strap-on? That would be more Lit like.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You need a massage, some vodka and a night out with some Lit hotties. That will make it all better.

i might indeed!

I know how this ends. Every other weekend a social worker drives me over to your house and sits on the couch while we talk about the week.

that sounds worse than reading a political thread.

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[koalabear]

is starting to feel much like a worn out marriage.

I know what's coming before it gets here, and I know it's not gonna be very satisfying.

You all better step it up or I'm gonna find an e-lawyer and divorce your collective asses.

It's because you are a racist.

 

[bronzeage]

Does the social worker have a strap-on? That would be more Lit like.

Lit custody battles are a lot like strap-on sex. If you don't get off on the noise, there's not much else to the experience.

that sounds worse than reading a political thread.

except you can't put the social worker on ignore.

 

[Bidin~Time]

<stares intently at the rippling muscles>

i like you best so far.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It's because you are a racist.

Aren't we all?

Lit custody battles are a lot like strap-on sex. If you don't get off on the noise, there's not much else to the experience.



except you can't put the social worker on ignore.

I don't remember having e-children to any e-men here. Maybe that was where my experience went wrong...

 

[koalabear]

Aren't we all?

I hate all humans, but it's today's buzz word.

 

[neci]

is starting to feel much like a worn out marriage.

I know what's coming before it gets here, and I know it's not gonna be very satisfying.

You all better step it up or I'm gonna find an e-lawyer and divorce your collective asses.

You all

it's time to take some personal responsibility here. vodka, hot muscular bodies, anal fingering. i don't know what the hell you're into. make it happen and share. i'm bored.

 

[parodyluvr75]

<stares intently at the rippling muscles>

i like you best so far.

Wanna take a trip to Turkey with me?

 

[neci]

i want to go to turkey.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I hate all humans, but it's today's buzz word.

I did not choose to be follically impaired,

You all

it's time to take some personal responsibility here. vodka, hot muscular bodies, anal fingering. i don't know what the hell you're into. make it happen and share. i'm bored.

Right now, I'm into bitching. But it's really just faux bitching.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Wanna take a trip to Turkey with me?

I'm packed, when do we leave?

 

[bronzeage]

Aren't we all?




I don't remember having e-children to any e-men here. Maybe that was where my experience went wrong...

Now you have no one to care for you and will have to go live in an e-assisted home.

 

[neci]

I did not choose to be follically impaired,



Right now, I'm into bitching. But it's really just faux bitching.

it's faux bitching here. a quiet cry for post your tits.