My Grandfather and a Sausage

[geronimo_appleby]

then things got kinky:

http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics3/Sheep-Carrying.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

martha on honeymoon, somewhere in italy:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VlUqt3lF4a8/hqdefault.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

also in italy, later today:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cUe1cuVkLz0/UHwzibxatJI/AAAAAAAAAbM/pDGlK01U9tQ/s1600/pizza+copy.png

 

[janeyl]

Are you bored?...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

my cousin nigel popped round today.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

he's been a bit whoopsie since 1972. he was hitch-hiking in Barnsley, drunk at the time. well, of course, the cops pulled over and asked a few questions - as the nosy cunts often do.

a police spokesman earlier today:

https://janirvam.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/a4yztoecmai5v22.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

anyway, nigel-the-whoopsie (who wasn't so whoopsie before spending the night in the cells in the police station in Barnsley) said he liked my coat.

Barnsley this afternoon:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/53/47/38/5347381e2966a805dd6a8f9306e4a8cb.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oops, no, that was the road to Basra ... which, TBH, is an easy mistake to make.

...anyway, where was I?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oh yeah, my coat...

how my coat might have looked.

only it doesn't 'cause that's not the one i bought.

http://clothes-make-the-man.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Screen-Shot-2012-11-18-at-16.29.25.png

 

[geronimo_appleby]

another coat - this time in pink:

http://swingcoat.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pink-trench-coat.jpg

 

[Trekka]

*mind blown* This is the coolest thread I have ever witnessed. Carry on.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

and some shoes:

http://cdn.ferragamo.com/wcsstore/FerragamoCatalogAssetStore/images/products/633428/633428_00.png

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oh, and this is nigel.

see what i mean about 'whoopsie'?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/61/20/c8/6120c8e2f0a1675490b758bc809e84fe.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mind you, he does give exceptional christmas gifts.

he gave me one of these last year:

https://www.rbrides.com/russian-brides-journal/images/russian-girls.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oh, all right, he didn't; i stole her.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

from this dude.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/WnGIaBRCMFrl.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

which was a tad unwise.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

because he's set one of these onto me:

http://www.skinzwearphotography.com/prodImages/Mens-Sexy-Hot-Pants-Gloss-Black-Vinyl-Lycra-Short-Shorts-M19-5807-F.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

nigel enjoyed karate lessons on monday afternoon.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

...especially when wonder woman offered to show her tits.

nigel and wonder woman in 1972

before the big crash of '73.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xBstD0Svav0/hqdefault.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

this is what 1973 looked like:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Elongated_circle_1973.svg/750px-Elongated_circle_1973.svg.png

 

[geronimo_appleby]

and this is how wonder woman looked post-crash.

http://filmjunk.com/images/weblog/2010/10/newwonderwomantv.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

which is an improvement on how she used to look:

http://cgm13.net/wordpress/images/12142.jpg

well,i think so, anyway.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

a crash late tomorrow afternoon. (chuffed, 'cause it's an audi, which are usually driven by complete cockwombles).

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02518/Audi_TT_2518592b.jpg

 

[mwmnpa]

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