My Grandfather and a Sausage

[geronimo_appleby]

we interrupt this transmission to post a gratuitous picture of a girl with awesome chebs in a tight tee-shirt:

http://www.kinkyamateurs.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/90ba1_hot_teen01.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

"fucking hell," the man said when he saw the chick with the great tits ...

uh, sorry, i lost track there; i meant to say his pigs.

the man shortly after he uttered the words, fucking hell, to the elf:

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic3536.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

whereupon the elf replied with, "mind your language. take that, you bastard!"

http://euroross.blogspot.com/Soccer%20Balls%20Kick.jpg

 

[Lady_Fiona]

yay hes back

 

[kendra1980]

we interrupt this transmission to post a gratuitous picture of a girl with awesome chebs in a tight tee-shirt:

http://www.kinkyamateurs.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/90ba1_hot_teen01.jpg

She's hot, and I learned a new term. "Awesome chebs" indeed.


Thank you, love it.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

once upon a time two sisters - banjo and cletus - lived in a small castle on the outskirts of Barnsley.

http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2009/04/yokels.jpg

banjo and cletus.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

eventually, after an unfortunate incident involving a truck-driver, a packet of pork scratchings, and a hot air balloon, cletus ... or was it banjo?

... gave birth to a bouncing baby. she named the child marsupial after the baby's childminder - a strange australian chap with a squint and a rather odd long tail.

marsupial on his 27th birthday:

http://www.greatwhatsit.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/ugly%201.JPG

 

[geronimo_appleby]

marsupial involved in a fracas outside a london nightclub last saturday night:

http://science.kukuchew.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kangaroo-punch-woman.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

marsupial just before the fracas ensued:

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/5/24/kangaroo%20treehugger.gif

 

[geronimo_appleby]

marsupial several hours after the fracas - giving it the big 'un:

http://kangaroos.org/kangaroo-love.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

another gratuitous picture 'cos i can:

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze27qdt/kangaroo.jpg

 

[mikeroman336]

Dammit, this is the best thread I've seen on here.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

marsupial gave up his drinking and womanising after deciding to be a fighter pilot ...

erm ... hang on, that doesn't quite work ...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

... so he decided to roam the countryside and fuck up audis:

http://www.car-accidents.com/2007-crash-pics/7-1-07-audi-crash.gif

 

[kendra1980]

... so he decided to roam the countryside and fuck up audis:

http://www.car-accidents.com/2007-crash-pics/7-1-07-audi-crash.gif

This thread always makes me laugh.

 

[Midnight_Man]

we interrupt this transmission to post a gratuitous picture of a girl with awesome chebs in a tight tee-shirt:

http://www.kinkyamateurs.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/90ba1_hot_teen01.jpg

I'd like to give her my sasauge

 

[TiedbyChris]

wondered what had happened to this thread ........ no need to worry

 

[geronimo_appleby]

erm ... where was i?

it's been several months - and a couple of wars ... ooh, and nearly a world cup since i was last in.

here's what i've been doing:

http://secretwave101.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/toilet.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

it's been an emotional time:

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/sleeping_on_the_toilet.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i did, however, meet an interesting chap. his name was graeme.

http://whatthebeans.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/snail_1.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

jeremy, graeme's best mate.

http://www.partsareedible.com/art/co-dog-gary-snail-2.jpg

 

[mwmnpa]

I think I know Graeme.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

graeme diappeared one day. nobody knows where he went. he left a full pint of milk in his fridge, and a half-eaten toasted sandwich (cheese and tomato, with a sprinkle of pepper) on the kitchen table.

after investigation by det. insp. george 'mad cunt' boffin, CID, DSO with bar, IKEA, FAB, it was established that graeme was last seen in the company of a man wearing a beret, who spoke with a ridiculous accent, ate cheese, and surrendered every time the germans gave him a nasty look.

the man yesterday afternoon:

http://idrinkonthejob.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/frenchman1.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

'mad cunt' in dusguise during his war years:

http://cigarettehouse.net/img_news/frenchman.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

'mad cunt' last saturday evening - not in disguise:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1074/531521963_4cf2e6f9b7.jpg