My Grandfather and a Sausage

[mark197205]

He's better looking than you

*snerk*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

a snerk shortly after being kicked in the nuts tomorrow afternoon:

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/81774566.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F330F0269FBF9294170DCF94C60C6807E30A760B0D811297

 

[geronimo_appleby]

grime felt the urge to hide out for several millennia. there were rumours about her circulating in the news of the world so she hid beneath a large ... erm ... is it a girl?

... person:

http://www.oddpic.com/data/520/medium/fat-ass-cant-move.jpg

 

[Lady_Fiona]

oh my dear good god.....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

grime lived beneath delores, as the fat ... erm ... person became known.

eventually, years after grime died, an egg hatched.

this was grime's great grandson, ukbar wanklefart - the third.

ukbar wanklefurt - the third shortly after his hatching in nagasaki early 1946:

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/photos/cthulhu-egg.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

ukbar wanklefurt - the third, giving it 'the big un' during the conservative party conference in blackpool the last time the tories held the party conference in blackpool.

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/4-legged-chicken.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

ukbar wanklefurt - the third, during his 'gay abandon period' at uni.

... with 'friend'.

http://www.jphpk.gov.my/Malay/formaduan/English/p26chicken.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

ukbar following his assasination in sarajevo - yeah, you know where this is going, eh?

http://my_sarisari_store.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dead_chicken_sabong.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

ukbar as he is today, mushed in with four and twenty blackbirds ... and a cat that accidentally strolled into the threshing mechanism.

... shit happens, and yes, you have eaten cat.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/25/article-1016992-010ABBFC00000578-436_468x412.jpg

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

ukbar wanklefurt - the third, during his 'gay abandon period' at uni.

... with 'friend'.

http://www.jphpk.gov.my/Malay/formaduan/English/p26chicken.jpg

how wrong is that? on so many levels too...

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

grime felt the urge to hide out for several millennia. there were rumours about her circulating in the news of the world so she hid beneath a large ... erm ... is it a girl?

... person:

http://www.oddpic.com/data/520/medium/fat-ass-cant-move.jpg

ooooooh *drools*
GA, pass the salt...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

by sheer coincidence my grandfather's old mate joe (see page 1) turned up to look for the missing cat - the one now in the pie.

joe and a couple of his 'boys' searching:

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/120755.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

joe's main henchman - pete the putrid pussy from peterborough - in chokey during the cold war.

http://www.mtimagine.com/blog/helmikuu08/img/stupid-cat.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

somewhere cold sometime ago:

http://www.richerthanrich.com/pics/snow_white.jpg

... and a war even longer ago than the cold:

http://www.antrimtown.co.uk/battle%20soldiers%20march.jpg

 

[kendra1980]

I love seeing the never ending saga of GA's family life.

This makes me laugh each time I see it come up.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

in the spring of 1962 my aunt, aunty buckfadger, gave birth to who was to become one of the most prolific pornographers of the modern age.

it was in a deserted warehouse behind the co-op in bognor - the one that was torn down following the great safety pin scandal 0f 1987 - that aunty buckfadger deposited her dark secret.

... she gave birth several days later.

cousin placido arturo medicine-hat stankwain arrived kicking and screaming - oh sorry, no, that was his dad, bill who arrived kicking and screaming, cousin pamhat - as he became known, slipped into the world virtually unnoticed. it wasn't until she went to flush that aunty buckfadger looked down into the pan and saw her pride and joy grinning up at her. beside the turd was a baby boy.

aunty buckfadger shortly before the birth:

http://www.theblowjobblog.com/images/toilet-licking-blowjob.jpg

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

in the spring of 1962 my aunt, aunty buckfadger, gave birth to who was to become one of the most prolific pornographers of the modern age.

it was in a deserted warehouse behind the co-op in bognor - the one that was torn down following the great safety pin scandal 0f 1987 - that aunty buckfadger deposited her dark secret.

... she gave birth several days later.

cousin placido arturo medicine-hat stankwain arrived kicking and screaming - oh sorry, no, that was his dad, bill who arrived kicking and screaming, cousin pamhat - as he became known, slipped into the world virtually unnoticed. it wasn't until she went to flush that aunty buckfadger looked down into the pan and saw her pride and joy grinning up at her. beside the turd was a baby boy.

aunty buckfadger shortly before the birth:

http://www.theblowjobblog.com/images/toilet-licking-blowjob.jpg

*nods* yup, nesting instinct...
I remember it clearly, stikes like lightning, moments before baby is born...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the nursing staff who helped to deliver cousin pamhat:

http://www.redcoatsreunited.com/86bognorcrop.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the turd smiling shortly after the birth of cousin pamhat:

http://coolturds.com/images/poops/Photo_082406_001.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

the family were excited by the arrival pamhat:

http://warsashgospelhall.org.uk/Warsashweb/1957-Assembly-Party-4.jpg

 

[limiwa]

iffin ye weren't so bloody serious all the damn time...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

cousin pamhat's sisters, fissplap and joystck, were less than impressed when they found his growing porn stash under their beds in 1987:

http://www.plusik.info/picz/my%20favorite%20fuck%20off.jpg

 

[koalabear]

and here we Americans thought you were a strange people.

 

[MSH2]

cousin pamhat's sisters, fissplap and joystck, were less than impressed when they found his growing porn stash under their beds in 1987:

http://www.plusik.info/picz/my%20favorite%20fuck%20off.jpg

I dunno, the one on the right look positively delighted with the find

 

[IsabellaKing]

joe's main henchman - pete the putrid pussy from peterborough - in chokey during the cold war.

http://www.mtimagine.com/blog/helmikuu08/img/stupid-cat.jpg

The expression on the cat's face made me laugh

Cats know how to do pissed off