My Grandfather and a Sausage

[geronimo_appleby]

... after a few weeks alone uncle KFC-B felt a little horny

an artist's impression of a little horny:

http://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/image-files/australian-wildlife-pictures-1.jpg

 

[mwmnpa]

What do you have to put into Google to come up with a pic like this?

Just don't try it on your work computer.

Just caught up on this, I don't feel so good...

 

[limiwa]

shots...many shots will fix what ails ya. that or having skipped breakfast.

think i'll have cake.

 

[mwmnpa]

shots...many shots will fix what ails ya. that or having skipped breakfast.

think i'll have cake.

Too early in my part of the world.

And, someone gave us a coconut/pineapple cream pie. Had a little piece with my coffee, and I think that's what made me nauseous. Just don't do sweets.

Then I decided to catch up here...

 

[limiwa]

Too early in my part of the world.

And, someone gave us a coconut/pineapple cream pie. Had a little piece with my coffee, and I think that's what made me nauseous. Just don't do sweets.

Then I decided to catch up here...

glutton for punishment. too much sugar and you caught up here?

GA must begin posting retinal warnings...AGAIN

and yeah, is a lil early, but alcohol abuse would go a long way towards obliterating those images.

 

[mwmnpa]

glutton for punishment. too much sugar and you caught up here?

GA must begin posting retinal warnings...AGAIN

and yeah, is a lil early, but alcohol abuse would go a long way towards obliterating those images.

He really dug deep with some of those. I am contemplating breaking the Stoli out of the freezer soon.

*deep breath* I'm OK. I can do this...

 

[limiwa]

He really dug deep with some of those. I am contemplating breaking the Stoli out of the freezer soon.

*deep breath* I'm OK. I can do this...

sneak some stoli for me...pwease.

and yes, you are strong, you can do this, it will be easier to do this if you sneak about two ounces of stoli right now, no more till your retinas spazz out again at lunch. followed by liberal application of stoli as soon as work is through. i predict frequent and liberal applications will be needed to blurr the images burned into your brain.



i sound like a flippin gypsy...which is nt bad. well ive been called worse.

 

[mwmnpa]

sneak some stoli for me...pwease.

and yes, you are strong, you can do this, it will be easier to do this if you sneak about two ounces of stoli right now, no more till your retinas spazz out again at lunch. followed by liberal application of stoli as soon as work is through. i predict frequent and liberal applications will be needed to blurr the images burned into your brain.



i sound like a flippin gypsy...which is nt bad. well ive been called worse.

Gypsy or not, that's sound advice. C'mon up...got a shot for ya straight from the freezer.

 

[limiwa]

Gypsy or not, that's sound advice. C'mon up...got a shot for ya straight from the freezer.

thankee.

just enjoy my shot for me as it will be a nine hour drive, sigh, and i'm stuck somewhere else for the next 7 hours.

 

[mwmnpa]

thankee.

just enjoy my shot for me as it will be a nine hour drive, sigh, and i'm stuck somewhere else for the next 7 hours.

I just knew that plan had little chance to work. But, the other option works too.

Enjoy your day.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

sneak some stoli for me...pwease.

and yes, you are strong, you can do this, it will be easier to do this if you sneak about two ounces of stoli right now, no more till your retinas spazz out again at lunch. followed by liberal application of stoli as soon as work is through. i predict frequent and liberal applications will be needed to blurr the images burned into your brain.



i sound like a flippin gypsy...which is nt bad. well ive been called worse.

pikeys yesterday:

http://www.nett.is/~steinig/movie_test/images/snatch.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

sneak some stoli for me...pwease.

and yes, you are strong, you can do this, it will be easier to do this if you sneak about two ounces of stoli right now, no more till your retinas spazz out again at lunch. followed by liberal application of stoli as soon as work is through. i predict frequent and liberal applications will be needed to blurr the images burned into your brain.



i sound like a flippin gypsy...which is nt bad. well ive been called worse.

a stoly a few years ago:

http://liveotherwise.co.uk/makingitup/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/alvis-stalwart.jpg

 

[koalabear]

GA, your new gal friend is here.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=31264157#post31264157

 

[geronimo_appleby]

GA, your new gal friend is here.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=31264157#post31264157

i prefer the one i've got. myrtle the mad monkey-faced mamma from melton mowbray:

http://www.friday-fun.com/files/pics/weird-animal1.jpg

 

[limiwa]

pikeys yesterday:

a stoly a few years ago:

I've said it before, it bears repeating....I lubs ya GA.

 

[limiwa]

GA, your new gal friend is here.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=31264157#post31264157

KB, I lubs you toos, but I gotta ask....Jealous?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I've said it before, it bears repeating....I lubs ya GA.

let's me an' you go for a lil' drinky-poo then:

http://www.themorningnews.org/images/doerr-pop.jpg

 

[geronimo_appleby]

arrabella the australian art addict playing the 'guess which orifice' game:

http://www.crustyscumshots.com/cumslut-giving-you-the-fucking-finger-so-fuck-you.jpg

 

[limiwa]

let's me an' you go for a lil' drinky-poo then:

http://www.themorningnews.org/images/doerr-pop.jpg

arnold the aussie art addict from allawah and hgis bird (yep, you guessed it, sheila) playing the 'guess which orifice' game:

http://c3.ac-images.**********.com/images02/81/l_e52b2e6d22704159b682454c5bbeec92.jpg

sigh, other than yer ass AV, not a visual to see.

 

[koalabear]

KB, I lubs you toos, but I gotta ask....Jealous?

not in the least......

 

[geronimo_appleby]

eventually, after a wanking spree that lasted seven years, uncle KFC-B accidentally inseminated a mango tree. the result was his pride and joy, a son, oboe.

oboe dressed for his first day at school:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/1430093443_fb45c9f923.jpg

 

[chargergirl]

arrabella the australian art addict playing the 'guess which orifice' game:

http://www.crustyscumshots.com/cumslut-giving-you-the-fucking-finger-so-fuck-you.jpg

Arrabella has man hands.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Arrabella has man hands.

and man's tits too.

arrabella's great friend, thailand ted the testy trotter from ... erm ... thailand?



http://www.dirtysexyshemales.com/wp-content/shemales/shemale-pics/thai_ladyboy_whore_em_01.jpg

 

[lovemonster]

Arrabella has man hands.

And she forgot to apply fake tan on them too.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

oboe was shunned at school. he spent his formative years living in a skip just outside Milton Keynes.

number 44 denis rd. oboe's bedroom is the top window on the left:

http://www.cthorpeallotments.co.uk/images/dscn8257.jpg