My attempt at dirty jokes...

[p_p_man]

So this guy goes into a bar and says "Give me six double brandies. I've just had my first blow job".

The barman replies "Congratulations! Have seven I'll buy you one as well".

The guy replies "No if I can't get the taste out of my mouth after six, nothing's going to work!"...

BOOMM! FUCKING BOOM!...

 

[sarahuk4]

What do you get if you take Viagra and Sleeping tablets

40 Wanks .......


What is the difference between a mosquito and a prositute ....

Mosquito will suck you for nothing........


What is the difference between a job and a wife .....

The job still sucks after years .......


How many animals can you get in a condom ....

A cock and a few hares.............


Did you hear about the homosexual who was fired from his job at the sperm bank ....

Got caught drinking on the job .........

 

[p_p_man]

sarahuk4

OKAY! OKAY

If you wanna pinch my thread feel free....

(whispers) damn women...

 

[sarahuk4]

P_P_Man .....Mmmmmmm perhaps that isnt all i want to pinch ....lol.....lol.......sorry couldnt resist ...... ......forgive me...or do you want me to come over again with all the leather on ...lol.lol...... .....

 

[p_p_man]

or do you want me to come over again with all the leather on ...lol.lol...... .....

Leather's good...

I can handle leather...

Though suede's better

 

[sarahuk4]

Mmmmmm.....thought you told me birthday suit was best ...lol..... .......perhaps I misheard .....lol..lol..... .....

 

[pabloback]

me...or do you want me to come over again with all the leather on ...lol.lol...... .....

i love leather and i live nearer , come over [to] me instead

 

[sarahuk4]

Mmmmmmm.....an offer I can't refuse Pabloback ...lol.lol.... ....Hey even better what about a 3 some ....lol..lol..... .... ..... ......

 

[Scabbers]

Why not go for four?

Then we can always play a few rubbers of bridge during the recouperation periods. (Looking for an invitation)

 

[pabloback]

Mmmmmmm.....an offer I can't refuse Pabloback ...lol.lol.... ....Hey even better what about a 3 some ....lol..lol..... .... ..... ......

wow fantastic , yeah , cant wait , when do we do this ?
i didnt know you had a twin? are you identical?

 

[sarahuk4]

Hey !!....I got a good idea why not open it up to a whole Lit orgy ....lol...... .......Scabbers only like one type of rubbers !!!..lol.lol.....and love your location , can I join you please ?......lol...lol....... ..... .......

 

[pabloback]

the official lit brit orgy

bridge?
recouperation?
this is a non stop fuck fest we are planning here , there are no rest periods or time outs no ad breaks just heads down no nonsense mind blowing shagadelic fuckfestival sex
now sarah , about your sister?

 

[sarahuk4]

Mmmmmm.....Pabloback.....damn !!!....thought it was your twin brother ........lol.............