Mushy Minx Thread

[PaulUK]

Is there some kind of decoder ring we could send off for?

 

[Harpoon]

That would make life easier Paul. So I would guess, no.

 

[PaulUK]

Not even if we collect enough coupons?

 

[Harpoon]

Minxes give coupons??? What kind of things can we redeem them for... other than swats?

 

[PaulUK]

Hmmm... it doesn't actually say. It just reads "come and get what you're due."

This couldn't be some kind of trap, could it?

 

[Saoirse]

*smiles sweetly*.....a trap???? surely not?????

 

[PaulUK]

I know I should feel more reassured...

 

[Saoirse]

....but....???

 

[Harpoon]

or BUT......there does seem to be a grey area, as to just what these coupons are for...

 

[Saoirse]

maybe a coupon like this......


http://www.kinkycards.com/c/LuvCoupons-w/card04.jpg

 

[Harpoon]

The term "special sex" still concerns me. Minxes have this strange interpretation of some things

 

[Saoirse]

doesnt special always mean something good though???

 

[PaulUK]

I'm worried about that indefinite article... "a special sex". Something tells me that if you handed in the copun, you'd end up with someone who was neither male or female.

Can I just point out too that I am very annoyed to find a comedian on the TV stole one of my routines? The one where I wonder when Americans first got an American accent? He did it for Australians... and his was funnier than mine.

Bastard.

 

[Saoirse]

can we get a petition going to get him sacked???

 

[PaulUK]

I'm trying to work out how all me best gags (both of 'em) have been pinched...

 

[Harpoon]

Cheeky buggar, Did you make notes?

 

[Saoirse]

maybe he read the drunken git conversation!!!!

 

[PaulUK]

No, because then he'll just sound like an idiot...

 

[Saoirse]

I think you should think about the connotations of that comment........

 

[Harpoon]

NO Paul!! Remember thinking is bad, you will just get swatted

 

[Saoirse]

wont he get swatted anyway????

 

[Harpoon]

Probably, I don't think it matters what we do, it all seems to result in swats. No matter how good we are

 

[Saoirse]

<spewing>!!!!!!! GOOD??????????????

 

[PaulUK]

We can be good. We're good target for swatting. We're good about being swatted. We make good loud noises when we are swatted.

 

[Saoirse]

hmmm...I'll grant you that... I suppose that is all good!!!