Mushy Minx Thread

[PaulUK]

Goddamnit man you werent supposed to tell shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh is nothing sacred???

I keep all your secrets, baby... like the roof, and chocolate licking and... no, wait.. I spilled both of those, didn't I?

 

[Saoirse]

uh huh.. and we have all the evidence!!!

 

[PaulUK]

The guilty admissions of a Queen Minx amongst them!

 

[Harpoon]

Goddamnit man you werent supposed to tell shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh is nothing sacred???

Sacred, here? No I don't think so

Unless you are referring to the church of Minx

 

[PaulUK]

A church whose doors are always open, and which lays down the law...

 

[*Catbabe*]

Uh huh and all guys must confess their transgressions

 

[Harpoon]

Define transgression- we don't want to confess too much here

 

[trixiefirecracker]

A church whose doors are always open, and which lays down the law...

Shouldn't that be a church who lays everyone????

Me excluded...of course!!

 

[Harpoon]

No one is excluded fromthe church of Minx trix...you can't avoid the insanity that easily

 

[trixiefirecracker]

No one is excluded fromthe church of Minx trix...you can't avoid the insanity that easily

Heh heh....i've spent half my life in a straight jacket......but then the less said about my kinky shit the better...i mean dont even get me started on the home made dungeon....

 

[*Catbabe*]

Define transgression- we don't want to confess too much here

Anything juicy needs to be spilled to the minxes!!!

 

[PaulUK]

Don't even get me started on the home made dungeon....

I thought you were just painting the living room.

 

[*Catbabe*]

I thought you were just painting the living room.

You didnt get suspicious with all those metals rings screwed into the walls?

 

[trixiefirecracker]

I thought you were just painting the living room.

Yeah but anyone who paints the living room red and black and has shackles for accessories has to be making a dungeon....Unless its that scary bloke from Changing Rooms....

I just need them PVC curtains i ordered to hurry up.....the neighbours are getting worried!

*edited cos i cant spell!*

 

[PaulUK]

You just made it a lot harder for us all to think of house-warming presents...

 

[trixiefirecracker]

You just made it a lot harder for us all to think of house-warming presents...

Would you like me to send you a list???!!

 

[PaulUK]

Only if there is a chance it won't lead to a visit from the vice squad.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Only if there is a chance it won't lead to a visit from the vice squad.

Naaaaahhhh....i'll just tell 'em its ummm.....ornamental...!!!
Would they believe me if I told them it was a feng shui thing??

 

[PaulUK]

I'm not sure manacles are ever feng shui, but we could ask that knob off Changing Rooms, he'd know.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

I'm not sure manacles are ever feng shui, but we could ask that knob off Changing Rooms, he'd know.

I can just see it now.....

BDSM chic is just so now dahling!!!

 

[nstygrl]

Trix!!


Woman is about fricking time you showed up..!...

kissess babes.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Trix!!


Woman is about fricking time you showed up..!...

kissess babes.

Woman!!!

Kissesss and hugggssss babes!!!!

How are ya?

 

[Harpoon]

hiya Nsty lixxxxxxxxxxxxxx, how is the homework coming?

 

[Saoirse]

thinking Nstys homework is a lot less likely to get her into trouble than Trixers!!!!

 

[Sinful]

Trix??? Get anyone into trouble??? Surely you jest