KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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- Jul 29, 2000
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I figured I'd give a glossary since I speak English and don't mean what I'm saying.
"From hell to breakfast" that means all over creation and then back again. Maybe a few times. "You thought it was a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space..."
"I tell you what" isn't exactly a Muffyism, it's a Texanism, but it means a lot depending on the circumstances. Don't try to understand it, only those with the regional~cultural background can decipher its true meaning.
"I'ma whoop your ass!" please knock it off, you're bothering me.
"I'd do him" he meets minimum standards for acquaintanceship.
"I like bi men" take off your clothes and fuck guys, or beat it.
"What?" I'm teasing you, please repeat yourself for my own personal titilation.
"Dork" you're pulling a KidRock, knock it off
"Jackass" I love you
"I'ma beat you over the head with ______" oooh you're exasperating
"fuck me" I'm horny, I think I'll go write now.
"okay, lookee here" I'm about to say something really important and I'm going to type in my not quite native accent so you probably won't understand it the first time through, but don't question me for at least an hour.
"bubba" you're treading on thin ice
"Um... what?" could you repeat that, this time legibly
"Okay, let's try that again, this time pretend I'm stupid and don't speak your brand of English" don't insult my intelligence
"I'm hungry" I'm thirsty
"
" I think I'm cute, don't you?
"You know you love me" I just made a smart assed remark and I hope you aren't pissed off at me for it
"From hell to breakfast" that means all over creation and then back again. Maybe a few times. "You thought it was a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space..."
"I tell you what" isn't exactly a Muffyism, it's a Texanism, but it means a lot depending on the circumstances. Don't try to understand it, only those with the regional~cultural background can decipher its true meaning.
"I'ma whoop your ass!" please knock it off, you're bothering me.
"I'd do him" he meets minimum standards for acquaintanceship.
"I like bi men" take off your clothes and fuck guys, or beat it.
"What?" I'm teasing you, please repeat yourself for my own personal titilation.
"Dork" you're pulling a KidRock, knock it off
"Jackass" I love you
"I'ma beat you over the head with ______" oooh you're exasperating
"fuck me" I'm horny, I think I'll go write now.
"okay, lookee here" I'm about to say something really important and I'm going to type in my not quite native accent so you probably won't understand it the first time through, but don't question me for at least an hour.
"bubba" you're treading on thin ice
"Um... what?" could you repeat that, this time legibly
"Okay, let's try that again, this time pretend I'm stupid and don't speak your brand of English" don't insult my intelligence
"I'm hungry" I'm thirsty
"
" I think I'm cute, don't you?"You know you love me" I just made a smart assed remark and I hope you aren't pissed off at me for it
