Movie lines thread

[Vincent E]

"Ahoy polloi. Where did you come from, a scotch ad?"

"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

"This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."

"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."

"Hey, did somebody step on a duck?"

"Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee 'The Flying WASP."

"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"Ahoy polloi. Where did you come from, a scotch ad?"

"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

"This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

"A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish."

"You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body."

"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."

"Hey, did somebody step on a duck?"

"Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I christen thee 'The Flying WASP."

"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I’m gonna START one:

Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying?

You look like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you!

When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for a single gender. . .

Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory.

What in gay hell?

 

[Guest]

Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying?

I love that line, wish I had the opportunity to use it. P.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

1 - As the years go by romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is?
2 - Senility?
1 - Trust!

1 - You don't want to marry someone who's going to get all wrinkled, lined and flabby!
2 - Everyone gets wrinkled, lined and flabby!
1 - By next week?


1 - It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down.
2 - Burned down?
1 - Well, blew up actually.
2 - Political activism?
1 - Chemistry major.

1 - Love means never having to say you're sorry.
2 - That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.


I'm not repeating myself. I'm not repeating myself. Oh, God, I'm repeating myself.

 

[The Mutt]

"I don't hear nuthin, Pop. What do you hear?"
"Double negative and dog."

 

[Vincent E]

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Huh, Oswald was a fag."

"You ever hear of a drug dealer named Ruby Deemer?"
"You ever hear of a religious guy named John Paul?"

"We gotta bury him."
"When he rots the surfers are gonna smell him a mile away!"

"I can put you in Queens the day of the hijacking."
"I live in Queens."

"You know, when I worked on that coffee plantation in Guatemala we used to have fresh coffee every day; right off the trees. This stuff sucks, but hey..."

"You do some time, they never let you go. Treat me like a criminal, I'll end up a criminal."
"You are a criminal."
"Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point."

"Shut up Hugo, I'm on the phone."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was making people think he didn't exist."

 

[rgraham666]

Remebered lines from another obscure one.

"Mrs. Pedecaris. You are a great deal of trouble."

"It's been a very bad year. And next year will probably be worse."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"Mrs. Pedecaris. You are a great deal of trouble."
"It's been a very bad year. And next year will probably be worse."

"Why would anyone cut out a man's tongue?"

"Perhaps the previous owner had nothing pleasant to say."

 

[Seattle Zack]

"It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, 'Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson.' You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!

"You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money....

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley."

-- Terry Malloy, On The Waterfront (1954)

 

[Guest]

not a hard one to get.. was slammed by critics.. but what can i say, im a sucker for sap.

I have no wish to fight ya.

There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life.

:She's got an awfully large Chest to be going to church.
: Well, All Chests are equal in the eyes of God.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I have no wish to fight ya.

There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life.

:She's got an awfully large Chest to be going to church.
: Well, All Chests are equal in the eyes of God.

What I remember most about that movie, was the story of how the director got the proper reaction to what was under Joseph's hat.

 

[Det Crews]

I had a late night with a Cramorian Fangor beast...so...I'm just gonna shut my eyes for a sec...go on.

Okey dokey...Okey Dokey. Fire blue partical cannons full...red partical cannons full... fire gannet magnet left and right and while you at it, toss that at 'em killer.

By Grabther's Hammer...By the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I had a late night with a Cramorian Fangor beast...so...I'm just gonna shut my eyes for a sec...go on.
Okey dokey...Okey Dokey. Fire blue partical cannons full...red partical cannons full... fire gannet magnet left and right and while you at it, toss that at 'em killer.
By Grabther's Hammer...By the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable.

 

[Det Crews]

Quick...let's get outta here before one of those things kills Guy

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it, okay?

 

[Det Crews]

Perhaps if we use the Maktar chant of strength...Lurok turak...lurok turak...lurok turak

 

[rgraham666]

I have no idea what you two are talking about.

And that's probably just as well.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Are you enjoying your Kep-Mok blood ticks, Doctor Lazarus?

Just like mother used to make.

 

[Det Crews]

Did you make any tv shows on your planet...any theater...films?
The historical documents of your culture...
...They're not all historical documents...I mean....surely you don't think that Gilligan's Island...
Oh...those poor people

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.

(Or was that the "State of the Union" speech?)

 

[Guest]

ok.. VB and Det .. what movie.. doesnt seem to be anyone else who knows.. including me

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

ok.. VB and Det .. what movie.. doesnt seem to be anyone else who knows.. including me

Galaxy Quest

 

[Guest]

Galaxyquest

smartiepants show off

i kinda like that quality in a man

 

[Det Crews]

And I just had my smarty pants drycleaned