Movie lines thread

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"How much for the women?"
"Sell me your children!"
plus the scene has Paul "Pee Wee" Reubens in an uncredited very small role that predates his fame.
"Lots of space in this mall!"

I will see your quotes, and raise with a:

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

 

[Belegon]

Re: Re: Re: What about this one?

Are we thinking of the same movie?

"We're on a mission from God."

"Attention all units. Use of unneccessary violence in the apprehension of the -spoiler- has been approved."

"Our Lady of Plus Acceleration don't fail me now!"

"Rollin, rollin, rollin, get those doggies rollin, Rawhide!"

"Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis."

"There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. I couldn't find my car keys. I ran out of gas. It wasn't my fault!!!!"

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Re: Re: Re: Re: What about this one?

"Attention all units. Use of unneccessary violence in the apprehension of the -spoiler- has been approved."

"Our Lady of Plus Acceleration don't fail me now!"

"Rollin, rollin, rollin, get those doggies rollin, Rawhide!"

"Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis."

"There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. I couldn't find my car keys. I ran out of gas. It wasn't my fault!!!!"

Okay, yeah, we on the same page.

"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

1- A gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation.
2- I know all about that. I have been exploited all my life

1- We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
2- Say what?
1- Like they're from the CIA or something.
2- What do they want to eat?
1- The tall one wants white toast – dry – with nothing on it.

I gotta pull over.

 

[Belegon]

1- A gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation.
2- I know all about that. I have been exploited all my life

1- We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
2- Say what?
1- Like they're from the CIA or something.
2- What do they want to eat?
1- The tall one wants white toast – dry – with nothing on it.

I gotta pull over.

I know the three of us are probably all reliving each moment as it is posted. God, I love that movie!

John B., I miss ya brother...

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

A more obscure classic

"You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me."
"Yeah? For what?"
"A good lay."
"Look what I got."
"The best."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I know the three of us are probably all reliving each moment as it is posted. God, I love that movie!

John B., I miss ya brother...

If only he'd partied less.

Comedy lost a good one when he went.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

"You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me."
"Yeah? For what?"
"A good lay."
"Look what I got."
"The best."

Mr. Singer. What an appropriate name for a man who can't shut up.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Mr. Singer. What an appropriate name for a man who can't shut up.

"if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on then you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the Earth"

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Or perhaps obscure sans classic?

"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

"Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please."

 

[Guest]

Almost everybody should be able to name the movie.

For Double Jeopardy, name the actress/character.



Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through. Take care of you.

What, you want like a name? A name, a name, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella

ack.. first strike for VB! i already did that movie in the beg. of the thread.. but those are awesome lines.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Re: What about this one?

"How much for the little girl?"

From Blues Brothers one of the best movies ever made!!!

 

[Guest]

lets see if this one gets a nibble:

I feel so lesbian right now.

Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it

Sorry... can I see it? Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.

 

[Stefan_J]

I feel so lesbian right now.

Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it

Sorry... can I see it? Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.

That's gotta be The Hot Chick....pretty funny movie.

 

[Guest]

That's gotta be The Hot Chick....pretty funny movie.

it was..
the first time id ever heard the word 'mangina' i thought i would choke on my soda.
manho.. LOL still gets me every time.

 

[Stefan_J]

Hehe, I like it in Deuce Bigolow, 'man pussy' and all those ones....funny as hell. He's a damn funny guy that Rob Schneider.

 

[Guest]

Hehe, I like it in Deuce Bigolow, 'man pussy' and all those ones....funny as hell. He's a damn funny guy that Rob Schneider.

i dont think there has been an adam sandler movie that rob hasnt been in..
youre right he is a funny guy.
'you can do eeet!'

 

[Stefan_J]

Originally posted by vella_ms

i dont think there has been an adam sandler movie that rob hasnt been in..

I could orchestrate my movie geekness by telling which he hasn't, but i'm not about to do that, am I? I'm a fairly big Sandler fan, The Wedding Singer being my absolute favourite out of all of them.

 

[Guest]

I could orchestrate my movie geekness by telling which he hasn't, but i'm not about to do that, am I? I'm a fairly big Sandler fan, The Wedding Singer being my absolute favourite out of all of them.

orchestrate away babe. thats what this thread is all about.

fav part in wedding singer.. the song he sings at the end of the movie on the airplane..
and:
Hey, psycho, we're not going to talk about this. It's over. Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up

 

[Stefan_J]

Originally posted by vella_ms
orchestrate away babe. thats what this thread is all about.

Nah, I hate it when people get all picky with what I say, but Schneider has been in a fair few of his movies.

Yup, I love that bit in The Wedding Singer with the Van Halen t-shirt.

Also, when he serenades Julia with that song he half wrote before he broke up with Linda and half after.... "It was all bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when I think of you Linda, I hope you fuckin' choke!" Makes me crack up every time.

 

[Guest]

 

[Det Crews]

"Hello...my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..."

 

[Guest]

"Hello...my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die..."

DING DING DING..another princess bride fan!

 

[Det Crews]

Princess Bride

Ok...I admit it...I can't resist that movie.

"you guys cut that out, I mean it-
Anybody got a peanut?"

 

[Det Crews]

Movie line

"They wouldn't evict you on Christmas...you'd be ho ho homeless"