Movie lines thread

[Honey123]

Schwanstucker envy?

Well, along those lines:

My schwartz is bigger than you schwartz

 

[Rusty914]

Dirty Harry - I forget which movie ]Y]
Mask (hubby says - I don't remember that one) ]Not what I was thinking-Pulp Fiction was what I was thinking.....]
Who framed Roger Rabbit Y
Hunt for Red October Y
One of the Naked Gun flicks Y
Oooh - Incredible Hulk TV series - (Yes but was thinking - Me to my wife/kids) Y [/QUOTE

 

[Guest]

All from the same movie, a goldmine of one-liners:

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."


"Wish we had time to bury them fellers..."
"To hell with them. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."

"Whenever I get to likin' somebody, it seems they ain't around for long."
"I notice when you get to dislikin' somebody, they ain't around for long neither."

Ah - gotta love Eastwood!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Three from the same movie:

‘This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky’
‘We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.’
‘Your teacher was arrested for giving vodka to students... on roller skates.’

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lines I would like to hear in a movie:

Titanic:

"Your dead Jack, get the hell off my float"

Rocky:

"Adrian, will you marry me?"

"Fuck no, get the marbles out of your mouth ya sweaty mook."

 

[Guest]

"I want more life, Fucker!"

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Oh, yes!! That movie is my absolute favorite! Actually all Mel's movies...I have a library of them...Spaceballs!! Which I love...

"What's the matter Cornel Sanders... chicken?"

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Three more from a single, different movie:

‘Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.’
‘Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.’
‘Anyone else want to negotiate?’

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Three more from a single, different movie:

‘Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.’
‘Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.’
‘Anyone else want to negotiate?’

The 5th element. Great movie! Green?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Three lines from another movie:

‘Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!’

‘I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating!’

‘By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.’

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

‘Was you ever bit by a dead bee?’

‘You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.’

‘Sometimes I know exactly what you're going to say. Most of the time. The other times... the other times, you're just a stinker.

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Abby...Abby Someone....Abby Normal"

MSL

I like that one the best!

 

[cloudy]

"This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

"That's just nitpicking, isn't it? "

from "This is Spinal Tap"

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[rgraham666]

"I want more life, Fucker!"

Blade Runner. Love that flick, especially the director's cut.

I've seen things...
(long pause)
seen things you little people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion bright as magnesium... I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate.
(pause)
All those moments... they'll be gone.

Here's one: "Please don't disturb my friend. He's just dead."

And amazingly I was thinking of Spaceballs today. "Evil will always triumph over good because good is stupid."

I'm not sure that's a joke.

 

[cloudy]

But does it go to 11?

MSL

I almost put that in there....one of my favorite movies!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What about:

"Damn your eyes!"

"Too late."

MSL

"He...was..........My Boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[cloudy]

"Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him. "

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"He...was..........My Boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Frau Blücher!"

"Neeiiigh!!!"

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... an idiot servant, Andre, whose smell made people faint, a considerable achievement among a people who never bathed.