Movie lines thread

[Torg]

Re: Re: I know a few -

Originally posted by Lime
"Leave the gun. Take the canolli."

It need not be said, but I'll say it anyway. The Godfather, one of my favorites. And strangely enough, Wife #1's favorite too.

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Here's one:
"We're all fine here. How are you?"

 

[lovinanalandy]

Re: Re: I know a few -

What do you mean there's no ice! I have to drink this coffee hot?

One of my absolute fave flicks. And from that same scene: "Ooooh, Navy Seals!" So many great lines. I could go on and on.

But from another great movie, "That's what I love about these high school girls. I get older, they stay the saaaame age."

 

[cloudy]

This is from a movie that I think is hugely underappreciated...it's funny as hell:

"No more Mr. cuddly toy. I'm not hanging around here to be a whipping boy for ganja grace and captain Nicky the fuckin' lobster queen"

 

[Honey123]

One of my favorites is from History of the World by Mel Brooks

Madeline Kahn's line:

"The servant waits while the master bates!" == Mostly it's her look, that ooh..sounds nice look on her face!

 

[Mhari]

"Oh, baby! You are so talented...and they are so *dumb*."

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Torg - The first Star Wars (Han Solo babe)

Honey - I LOVE that movie! I love when Kahn's head bounces up and down watching all the men double time march naked.

Mhari - Blazin' Saddles - more excellent Mel Brooks

Lime - Arthur! Haven't seen that in a long while!

 

[Rusty914]

Just a few....

#1 - "You've got to ask your self one question, do I feel lucky today ?"

#2 - "I dare you, I fucking double dare you"

#3 - "I am not bad, I'm just drawn that way"

#4 - "You arrogant ass, you've killed us!"

#5 - "Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husbands arm. Where would you like it sent?"

#6 - "don't make me angry. you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

 

[Honey123]

Torg - The first Star Wars (Han Solo babe)

Honey - I LOVE that movie! I love when Kahn's head bounces up and down watching all the men double time march naked.

Mhari - Blazin' Saddles - more excellent Mel Brooks

Lime - Arthur! Haven't seen that in a long while!

Oh, my God!! Yes...the Quick Time March!!!! -- How about when she is on the bed they are carrying and she says "STOP, can't you walk on the same foot, MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!"

 

[Guest]

Rusty.. #3, jessica rabbit


how about this..

woman's man, man's man, man about town.

 

[Guest]

Oh, my God!! Yes...the Quick Time March!!!! -- How about when she is on the bed they are carrying and she says "STOP, can't you walk on the same foot, MY TITS ARE FALLING OFF!!"

Laughing!

And her open-mouthed bubble gum chewing comments to the captain of the Roman guard? "Bob? Oh Bob? Do you think we have any openings in the palace he can fill?"

 

[Guest]

Just a few....

#1 - "You've got to ask your self one question, do I feel lucky today ?"

#2 - "I dare you, I fucking double dare you"

#3 - "I am not bad, I'm just drawn that way"

#4 - "You arrogant ass, you've killed us!"

#5 - "Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husbands arm. Where would you like it sent?"

#6 - "don't make me angry. you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

Dirty Harry - I forget which movie
Mask (hubby says - I don't remember that one)
Who framed Roger Rabbit
Hunt for Red October
One of the Naked Gun flicks
Oooh - Incredible Hulk TV series -

 

[Honey123]

Laughing!

And her open-mouthed bubble gum chewing comments to the captain of the Roman guard? "Bob? Oh Bob? Do you think we have any openings in the palace he can fill?"

Oh, yes!! That movie is my absolute favorite! Actually all Mel's movies...I have a library of them...Spaceballs!! Which I love...especially the line:

"What do I work with assholes!!" When asking who else had the last name Asshole..and half the place raised their hands!

 

[Guest]

Oh, yes!! That movie is my absolute favorite! Actually all Mel's movies...I have a library of them...Spaceballs!! Which I love...especially the line:

"What do I work with assholes!!" When asking who else had the last name Asshole..and half the place raised their hands!

LOL!

Blazing Saddles just may be my favorite, though - it's so damn hard to choose. Madeline Kahn again, singing I'm Tired. And then having Cleavon Little back to her "dwessing room" to seduce him and she winds up being delighted with his size.

The room is dark, you hear his pants unzip, and then "Oh, it's twue - it's twue - it's twue, it's twue!"



(I love parts of Young Frankenstein, as well - Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you~

 

[Guest]

"....I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years!"

Steel Magnolias?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

"Those aren't pillows!"

 

[Guest]

this will be me one day..


"Why, why should i be happy about being a grandmother?!"

 

[Guest]

"He's going to be very popular!"

Especially funny when my 11 year old son says it.

Lime

LOL!

(Of course, there is something to be said for having an enormous schwanstucker.)

 

[Guest]

 

[cloudy]

I love this:

"There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock. "






Prophet, from "Life of Brian"

 

[Guest]

I love this:

"There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock. "

Prophet, from "Life of Brian"

chuckling -

At first, I wondered if I missed the latest Bush-ism clip on the news today.

 

[Guest]

Something.

Men.

 

[Guest]

 

[smutpen]

All from the same movie, a goldmine of one-liners:

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."


"Wish we had time to bury them fellers..."
"To hell with them. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."

"Whenever I get to likin' somebody, it seems they ain't around for long."
"I notice when you get to dislikin' somebody, they ain't around for long neither."