Mouse Balls

Rosebud

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I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer
company to its employees in all seriousness...

It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral
problem. The author of this memo was quite serious.
The engineers rolled on the floor.


Replacement of Mouse Balls

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU(Field Replacement Unit).


Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive.

However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each field engineer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
 
To hell with them!!! I want to hear the mouse's point of view. I cannot imagine they like the idea much.
 
What's with the slur...

...on those of us who've got foreign balls.
 
Where's Mickey?

Damn Rosie! Here, I opened your thread, wholeheartedly expecting to see some Disney porn! C'mon...quit holding out on us!
 
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