anthrodisiac
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Since we have such a fun time with the female equivalent (Question: Typing with Large Breasts), I thought it only fair that we discussion the other side of the equation, you know, for parity and science and... stuff, or something...
To my fellow be-junked writers, particularly those who are well endowed in drawers department, how do your penis and balls affect your ability to type erotica on your lap? Do you struggle to stay flaccid and hope that your pecker won't peek out to play and tilt your computer, or that the weight will bend your beast? Even when you aren't aroused, do you have to worry about things getting too warm down there, or keep your legs slightly spread so you can let your danglies dangle instead of get squished twixt thigh and 'top? When you type, does it feel good to get that jolty jiggle on your johnson, or is it more like a wincing wham on your wang? What other arrangements do you have to make to keep your trouser snake safe from harm? And if you have especially large junk, does it make it basically impossible to use a laptop on your lap even if you aren't remotely hard?
Also, I'm curious to see who prefers to work with a trackpad on their laptop, vs. using a mouse, vs. that little red nubby button in the middle of some keyboards. This is a topic I've always wondered about. In my opinion, I think a trackpad would be optimal, because I know men sometimes struggle to find little nubs, and it can be hard to use a mouse on your lap. Plus, a trackpad doesn't require a lot of pressure, so you don't have to worry about exerting too much force that might crush your valuables.
Regards,
Anthy
To my fellow be-junked writers, particularly those who are well endowed in drawers department, how do your penis and balls affect your ability to type erotica on your lap? Do you struggle to stay flaccid and hope that your pecker won't peek out to play and tilt your computer, or that the weight will bend your beast? Even when you aren't aroused, do you have to worry about things getting too warm down there, or keep your legs slightly spread so you can let your danglies dangle instead of get squished twixt thigh and 'top? When you type, does it feel good to get that jolty jiggle on your johnson, or is it more like a wincing wham on your wang? What other arrangements do you have to make to keep your trouser snake safe from harm? And if you have especially large junk, does it make it basically impossible to use a laptop on your lap even if you aren't remotely hard?
Also, I'm curious to see who prefers to work with a trackpad on their laptop, vs. using a mouse, vs. that little red nubby button in the middle of some keyboards. This is a topic I've always wondered about. In my opinion, I think a trackpad would be optimal, because I know men sometimes struggle to find little nubs, and it can be hard to use a mouse on your lap. Plus, a trackpad doesn't require a lot of pressure, so you don't have to worry about exerting too much force that might crush your valuables.
Regards,
Anthy
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