Question: Typing with Big Junk

anthrodisiac

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Since we have such a fun time with the female equivalent (Question: Typing with Large Breasts), I thought it only fair that we discussion the other side of the equation, you know, for parity and science and... stuff, or something...

To my fellow be-junked writers, particularly those who are well endowed in drawers department, how do your penis and balls affect your ability to type erotica on your lap? Do you struggle to stay flaccid and hope that your pecker won't peek out to play and tilt your computer, or that the weight will bend your beast? Even when you aren't aroused, do you have to worry about things getting too warm down there, or keep your legs slightly spread so you can let your danglies dangle instead of get squished twixt thigh and 'top? When you type, does it feel good to get that jolty jiggle on your johnson, or is it more like a wincing wham on your wang? What other arrangements do you have to make to keep your trouser snake safe from harm? And if you have especially large junk, does it make it basically impossible to use a laptop on your lap even if you aren't remotely hard?

Also, I'm curious to see who prefers to work with a trackpad on their laptop, vs. using a mouse, vs. that little red nubby button in the middle of some keyboards. This is a topic I've always wondered about. In my opinion, I think a trackpad would be optimal, because I know men sometimes struggle to find little nubs, and it can be hard to use a mouse on your lap. Plus, a trackpad doesn't require a lot of pressure, so you don't have to worry about exerting too much force that might crush your valuables.

Regards,
Anthy
 
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Writing sexy fun makes it hard to not want to edge or stroke to what you're writing about. Thankfully I can usually still manage one way or another.

Also I use the trackpad
 
Answering somewhat seriously (silly me, I know), my usual solution is to use a laptop mostly for writing the less sexy bits of my stories. Avoids the whole hard part of creative writing.

But if I’m traveling and don’t have access to my desktop PC, my preferred position with a laptop is to lounge with my upper back against a pillow and my knees bent at 30-45 angle. The keyboard part of the laptop is then wedged into the crook of my hips; and while it also rests on my thighs, as it would in a sitting position, the angle makes it so that there is no way it gets disturbed by anything that might rise between my legs (assuming sufficiently loose pants, if any).
 
Big Junk sounds like a capitalist oligopoly, but I'm not sure what they're . . . oligopolizing . . . that's hard to say and type. They control the world's recycling and rubbish heaps? Chinese boats? AI?
 
I'm writing this post one-handed. That should tell you enough.

*OF-esque morning wood dick pic goes here.*

In all seriousness it gets on the way a bit. I am using an external keyboard to write since my laptop's keyboard is not working properly, and I don't have anywhere to put it, so it goes on my lap. With strokers I prefer to write one-handed, so you get the picture.
 
Big Junk sounds like a capitalist oligopoly, but I'm not sure what they're . . . oligopolizing . . . that's hard to say and type. They control the world's recycling and rubbish heaps? Chinese boats? AI?

Erectile dysfunction remedies?
 
I'm a grower not a shower, so no problems most of the time. The computer can get warm however (yeah, we'll go with that excuse) so it does shift around a bit and get uncomfortable when writing on my lap. Computer trays, this is the way.
 
I absolutely will not admit when writing with the laptop in my lap, I occasionally had to reach for tissues to wipe pre-cum off the underside. No sir, no ma'am. Nobody needs to know about that. 🤪
 
As I already posted on the boob thread:

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When unaroused, the.. well, the “fulcrum” is small enough to sorta squash down flat and tuck under with few difficulties.

I'll sometimes need to hook a thumb underneath the laptop, to help stabilize. You lay your thumb alongside the "fulcrum."
 
Well, things haven't gotten in the way when I write at my desk, but I have had to adjust my shorts for comfort. Sometimes my wife will walk in and then it's bigger the evidence (alt-tab to another, v safe browser) and hunch over a bit...

(She knows what I do and has read some of my stories)
 
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What have I created? Who would have known that my "typing with large breasts" thread would have spawned this! Is this my legacy on Literotica? Not to be remembered for my stories, insightful comments or witty banter? Nay, I shall be forever defined by this thread, it is my claim to fame and my few minutes of fame! In a few weeks time, my fame shall be forgotten, lost in the threads and I shall be a cooky old relic of a brief moment where I was Literotica Royalty, Sir Al of the Author's Hangout, First of His Name, Protector of the Tits and Hand of the Cock! I just hope you remember me when the fame dies down.

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