More Random Thoughts

[mnbreastluver]

We put a lot of trust in coffee cup handles

 

[Spins]

If someone says they are kind and considerate...they likely are having to tell themselves that is the case because they aren't!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Canadians are polite just to compensate for how aggressive their geese are‘

 

[CTski]

Looks like thunderstorms again tonight

 

[AllSass1]

Canadians are polite just to compensate for how aggressive their geese are‘

Shhhhh...that isn't common knowledge.

 

[AlwaysFara]

If someone says they are kind and considerate...they likely are having to tell themselves that is the case because they aren't!

There’s a dude here that describes himself as handsome in his profile, but has a fake pic up.
Another guy speaks about how intelligent and well read he is in his, and he started a thread with major apostrophe confusion.


I feel if you have to toot your own horn too much, it’s because no one else is.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm still identifying as a pineapple today!

Going to wear my crown and be sweet. Be careful not to bite me in the wrong way...you might get juice in your eye.

 

[tnman03]

There’s a dude here that describes himself as handsome in his profile, but has a fake pic up.
Another guy speaks about how intelligent and well read he is in his, and he started a thread with major apostrophe confusion.


I feel if you have to toot your own horn too much, it’s because no one else is.

Good point.

 

[philos]

How did T-Rexes masturbate?

 

[PlNKbits]

Wearing knee high boots to a work meeting could be the wrong thing to do.

 

[Spins]

Happy people are kind of annoying

 

[mnbreastluver]

Someone’s probably masturbated while thinking about you or at least you briefly crossed their mind in the middle of the act.

 

[Xerxes82]

If you think about it from a different angle, Skynet and it's plan for human genocide is Charlie Brown, and John Conner is just Lucy with the football.

 

[TongueLust]

We need a cleanup on aisle twat!

 

[Shi_One81]

There’s a dude here that describes himself as handsome in his profile, but has a fake pic up.
Another guy speaks about how intelligent and well read he is in his, and he started a thread with major apostrophe confusion.


I feel if you have to toot your own horn too much, it’s because no one else is.

Yes!! ^^^^^^

If you have to describe yourself as handsome, good looking, beautiful, sexy, etc. the odds that you are any of those things are very slim.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

But I have a really great personality!

 

[JennyNo1]

How did T-Rexes masturbate?

I just spewed water everywhere!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That was one of the more entertaining, funny and creative plays I have ever seen...

 

[catherinewheel77]

It’s like I’m reading a debauched version of The Onion.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We always talk about the number of people that die cuz of drunk people but don't always talk about the number of people born cuz of drunk people.

 

[Misshotndeep]

We always talk about the number of people that die cuz of drunk people but don't always talk about the number of people born cuz of drunk people.

I think the later number is much higher than the former. It's recycling darwin style.

 

[rlaflamme]

Gosh, I’m so tired. I could still go some disgustingly filthy fucking though.

Couldn't we all?

 

[SophieUK]

I dunno about that...

More common than you think?

 

[rlaflamme]

More common than you think?

An every day need/want for me I think…

 

[rlaflamme]

Probably? As I said, I don’t know about that.

Minds wander and dreams become fantasies.