More Random Thoughts

Some men are so fucking petty, that's not a sexy trait.

You don't even know me, must be difficult to think for yourself. SMH
 
I know that I am not in any sort of shape...even though round and blobular is a shape...but for fuck's sake, how in the FUCK do you strain your fucking back playing miniature golf?
 
Hmm, I think I need to disappear for a while. I'm starting to feel like a buzzkill. :rolleyes:
 
If you pay attention; you'll notice people don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.
 
Arachnophobia is probably an evolutionary response caused by our prehistoric ancestors who lived along side monstrously large spiders.
 
She has the most amazing case of poison ivy in the history of medicine. It actually spreads right before her eyes.

That's what she tells me, anyway.
 
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