More Random Thoughts

[rlaflamme]

So many words, so little time.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s only when you walk without socks that you realize you need to sweep.

 

[LikeableMe]

Damn I keep falling asleep

 

[mnbreastluver]

You know, Gordon Ramsey is pretty ballsy to yell at and insult people who are armed with knives and make the food he'll be eating.

 

[rlaflamme]

Why do nice guys finish last if all the women say they want a good man?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

If you use your wrist mounted fitness tracker as an emergency cockring (it works) is it okay to count the steps? (AFAF)

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is a 100% chance you read this.

 

[LikeableMe]

I’m getting stressed trying to work out how to lay flooring myself. Estimated costs of labour are higher than the cost of materials, but I don’t feel confident in doing it myself!

I need underlay, apparently. Then you have to use a jigsaw to shape the pieces correctly, and shave some of it off to fit by doors? One site mentioned shaving the bottom of the door..

It’s currently too much info for my feverish, tired mind.

 

[LikeableMe]

Why do nice guys finish last if all the women say they want a good man?

Because a nice guy lets the woman finish first

 

[QuietCanadian]

Because a nice guy lets the woman finish first

A couple of times, no?

 

[rlaflamme]

Because a nice guy lets the woman finish first

Ah, see, that makes a lot more sense now

 

[LikeableMe]

A couple of times, no?

A guy that does that is sent straight from heaven!

Ah, see, that makes a lot more sense now

Hehe I actually never thought of the quote in that sense until I said it Makes me wonder if that’s what it was intended to mean, but got lost in translation!

 

[rlaflamme]

A guy that does that is sent straight from heaven!



Hehe I actually never thought of the quote in that sense until I said it Makes me wonder if that’s what it was intended to mean, but got lost in translation!

I am going to go on believing that what it means now. I will continue to be the nice guy

 

[mnbreastluver]

The person who named the belly button must’ve had an outie.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I'm from Baltimore, which has been having its share of challenges in the past years. It rained very hard yesterday, over 6 inches in some places, and several places were flooded. But this being Baltimore, there was an added ingredient when a dead body washed up as the flooding crested.

 

[pleasegetmewet]

Nothing makes you appreciate air conditioning more than when the power goes out in the summer.

 

[zydrate]

I know who Thomas Wayne is.... Sheesh

 

[DarkSimian]

I know who Thomas Wayne is.... Sheesh

I'm impressed

 

[PNWKitten]

This is embarrassing to watch.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Uh ohh I remember now. Wolverine! Ugh... I totally fucked that up

 

[rlaflamme]

I wonder if you line 10 people up and ask what their favorite emoji is how many will pick the same one.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

I wonder if you line 10 people up and ask what their favorite emoji is how many will pick the same one.

I'm thinking it would be the smily face.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Telling someone “we’re trying to get pregnant” is the same as telling someone you’re cumming inside your SO/someone’s cumming inside you

 

[DeckardNYC]

Vaginal steaming sounds like the dumbest idea ever.

 

[PNWKitten]

Vaginal steaming sounds like the dumbest idea ever.

Does it get the wrinkles out?

AFAF