More Random Thoughts

[numeniusa]

I've probably cussed so much this morning, my nickle jar could take me to Spain.

Go on, keep going, a few more swears'll get you all the way over here...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Go on, keep going, a few more swears'll get you all the way over here...

Does "bloody 'ell" count? I could start using dimes or quarters to speed it up.

Pick me up at the airport?

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Does "bloody 'ell" count? I could start using dimes or quarters to speed it up.

Pick me up at the airport?

I've got a two dollar bill if you'll say a phrase or two I've got in my head.

(kidding...)

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've got a two dollar bill if you'll say a phrase or two I've got in my head.

(kidding...)

do I need a 900 number?

 

[planetbeat_]

Where did the time go?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Listening to a tap dancer is probably especially annoying to someone that understands Morse code.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Nothing more beautiful, than a woman just being herself. God's gift to the universe. Nothing is more valuable, than a virtuous woman

 

[mnbreastluver]

As a man there comes a time in your life when you can no longer fit your hand inside a tube of Pringles.

 

[Leigh81]

Cold Pursuit or Escape Room to watch with dinner??

 

[SMNaughtywife]

You know, 8+mph over the speed limit isn’t such a bad thing.

 

[hotoldrguy]

You know, 8+mph over the speed limit isn’t such a bad thing.

10+ is actually my rule of thumb on the highway

 

[Shi_One81]

The past few days have been a giant confidence booster for me. From getting hit on by a few randoms to a guy I went to high school with who’s now a UFC fighter ask me out on dates. Maybe I’m not as grotesque as originally thought. Lol

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The past few days have been a giant confidence booster for me. From getting hit on by a few randoms to a guy I went to high school with who’s now a UFC fighter ask me out on dates. Maybe I’m not as grotesque as originally thought. Lol

Grotesque? You're one of my favorite people on here! If I were slightly less married I'd hit on you too.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Drinking a beer at 8:30 AM on a sunday can be seen as trashy. Switch it to a Mimosa and add chrorizo and suddenly it's classy even though the intended outcome is exactly the same.

 

[ydahecnot]

10 for 10, soon to be 11 for 11

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I'd like to follow Gary Busey around for a day or two and see what all would happen.

I'm sure it'd be interesting to say the least.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If cops arrest an insane person technically they busted a nut.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The penis is a literal fountain of youth.

 

[beachbaby179]

How did I ignore all that for so long? Damn. I can be really smart but really dumb.

 

[AbsintheFather]

The PG passed 19,000,000 million posts today. We've got over 2,000,000 more than the GB. Go PG'ers

 

[JennyNo1]

The PG passed 19,000,000 million posts today. We've got over 2,000,000 more than the GB. Go PG'ers

Wow, that's impressive. How can that be? The GB'ers are the ones that love to hear themselves talk and always have to have the last word.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Wow, that's impressive. How can that be? The GB'ers are the ones that love to hear themselves talk and always have to have the last word.

True. And their 17m posts are spread out over 483,000 threads. Our 19m posts are over only 30,000 threads. We're obviously the deeper thinkers

 

[rlaflamme]

True. And their 17m posts are spread out over 483,000 threads. Our 19m posts are over only 30,000 threads. We're obviously the deeper thinkers

Those are crazy numbers!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Society has become so fucked up that the truth actually bothers people.

 

[done_got_old]

The PG passed 19,000,000 million posts today. We've got over 2,000,000 more than the GB. Go PG'ers

Interesting