More Random Thoughts

[BlackCashmere]

The country I live in has no minimum wage laws...( unless you are a Maid or a Security Guard )…

They need to have a high minimum wage here, as it is the most expensive city to live in...( Tied with Hong Kong and Paris )…

some things are so unfair...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Throw back Thursday’s are only legal on Thursdays. And they need prior approval!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Throw back Thursday’s are only legal on Thursdays. And they need prior approval!!

Wondering who the approval authority is...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Wondering who the approval authority is...

I’m the badge holder in this town.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m the badge holder in this town.

Yes ma'am

https://media1.tenor.com/images/856166a46d06c4d77078e63e94e0e2d5/tenor.gif?itemid=11048773

 

[beachbaby179]

Damn. Now I'm thinking about Sam Elliott.

 

[ydahecnot]

Damn. Now I'm thinking about Sam Elliott.

You are thinking about “rides.”

 

[KarenB59]

It shouldn't be like pulling teeth.

 

[Rose4Emily]

It shouldn't be like pulling teeth.

Unless you're a dentist.

 

[DarkSimian]

This morning, a highway near me is backed up and slow because a truck spilled a load of bananas.

I feel like there's a joke there somewhere but I can't seem to pull it out.

I feel like I missed an important opportunity here....

Comic book fans...geez!

You rang?

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is a thin line separating herpes and heroes.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Damn. Now I'm thinking about Sam Elliott.

You did not think I used THAT GIF at random do you

Although I have been called random about 3 times in the last few days...what does that even mean?

Wait..just looked it up. OK NOT a compliment

 

[Misshotndeep]

Yes ma'am

https://media1.tenor.com/images/856166a46d06c4d77078e63e94e0e2d5/tenor.gif?itemid=11048773

Droll...

I was bad today. I flirted shamelessly with a friends husband. Oh I know neither of us would actually do anything, but it was fun to watch his face when I bent over in my short shorts.

 

[TongueLust]

Hmm....

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Hmm....

Hey bella

 

[TongueLust]

Hey bella

Hey....

 

[Misshotndeep]

Work is great, house is great, kid is great, sex is non existent. Only one are left to fix. Whoot!

 

[rlaflamme]

Thorn bushes rarely lose.

 

[Richard_C]

My face is sun burnt.

 

[Dumpling]

finally some warmer Weather, so I can sit in the back Yard sunning and read a Book or my Kobo

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Joe Biden isn't a low IQ individual.

Well.. he is.. but he's definitely a criminal (covering for his son and strong arming an investigation into his son over taking money from one of Putin's buddies) and an overall creep in general.

If he's the best the Democrats have.. looks like President Trump will get a second term.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Another random thought.

What compels people to climb Mount Everest??

It's been done to death.. literally and figuratively.

 

[catherinewheel77]

C'mon baby can you bleed like me

 

[TongueLust]

See... that's good for you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've probably cussed so much this morning, my nickle jar could take me to Spain.